It was a dark and stormy night. King Obama was caught smuggling 100 metric tons of Marijuana into Detroit this year alone, and was on the run from the oppressor known as President Donald J. Trump.
He tried hiding in the swamps of Florida. Didn't work. Trump sent his top sniffer doggos to find him and take him back to the slave states. He tried hiding in the highest mountains, but that didn't work because Trump used Obama's old predator drones to hunt him down. He tried hiding in the ocean, but Trump actually pays the Coast Guard, so they actually do their job now.
Damn, said the defunct president. "I've gotta somehow deliever this weed to all my homies in Detroit and Harlem." Then the black man hatched an idea. He'll smuggle every single metric ton of up slowly up his ass and they'll never think of cavity searching the president, let alone a black man! So Obama shoved weed up his ass in tiny little canisters to make the weed not smell like shit.
"Halt right there, criminal skum," Said one of the guards patrolling Harlem. Since Trump's election, Harlem has become a literal police state, representatives and all. There's fences around Harlem so the black people can't escape. Along the fences are watch towers with armed guards, who are supposed to shoot escapees but end up shooting blacks inside the walls anyway sometimes to make sure their aim is good. They are cops after all so they need to be sure that their aim is up to par. "Anyway, blacks like you need permits to get in and out of Harlem shake," said the guard. "But I'm the the the the the the the the president," said the former president. The guard eyeballed the former president and said "Hey, aren't you that black guy we're hunting down?" and the Obama said "Uh, if if if if if if if if if if if that were me, why would I show up here? Okie doke" and the guard said good point and let him in.
Now, since the president could only fit a few ounces up his tight asshole, because he always fucked Michael and not the other way around, he had to sell it quick and escape the prison. He found the nearest black child and sold the weed to him for 5 bucks because he's got a heart of gold with children (because he rapes them after all) and james bonded his way out of the hell hole.
"Wew lad," said the black president. "I'm sure glad that I'm out of there. Poor Jerome needed to stay but it's okay." He went on his merry way but was shot by a guard because he was escaping. But he got away with only a hurt pinky finger. "Damn crackers keep trying to end me. I better be more careful next time."
So, after this went on for a couple years, one day, as Obama was leaving Detroit, The entire United States military surrounded the city, and by extension, Obama himself! The gig was up. He was cornered. He surrendered like the pussy he is and went to jail forever for subverting the very people he tried to "help" with welfare the end.