The Guilty Gear Series is property of Daisuke Ishiwatari / Sammy / Arc / whatever. I only own this fanfic, nothing else unless otherwise mentioned. Actually, I don't know why I just said that, but seeing that other authors do it I might as well! Having said that, enjoy! ^__^
Before Reading, here's some other notes:
(bla bla bla) = Thoughts
**** = Indicated a Change of Time/Event
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..:: Episode 1 ::..
Downtown Paris, another suicide is about to happen. Two police cars, an ambulance and a fire engine dashed along the streets of Paris, into the rural area.
****
A crowd surrounded a building of twenty floors high. Lots of people were pointing up and talking about it. On top of the building, there was Ky, who had longer hair than usual, and seems unshaved. Sitting on the edge of the building, he had got hold of the television antenna that happened to be next to him.
"Hey! There he is again, trying to commit suicide!"
"Oh! Him again! Nothing new, nothing new, lets get on with life!"
"Again? How many times has this been now?"
Amongst the crowds, Sol happened to in the crowd too, who was doing his usual shopping at the local corner shop for his usual lunch. Gripping his shopping bag, he looked up and was actually one of the people in front of the whole crowd. Somehow he managed to get all the way to the front to see what's happening.
"Nothing new nothing new!" shouted Sol from the ground. "He always say he'll do it, but he never does! Hey you ass, cut the crap!! Jump already!" Ky looked down.
"How many times as it been already this wmonth? Must've been 3 times now! Stop stopping people from getting on with their daily lives and jump! Get this shit over with!"
The police cars and ambulance plus the fire engine has got to the scene.
"Come on people" Sol told the crowd. "Lets go, he ain't going to jump, and he never will! He's always doing this! He says he will, but when was the last time he actually jumped?!"
An officer got out of the car.
"Good morning Inspector Steve," said one of the other policemen who were happening to do this particular shift.
"Morning ... " said Steve.
"It's that fucktard again," said the policeman.
"Goddamnit ... " he said to himself. "He's so on time. He does it twice a month, no more, no less!"
Steve went into the building and took the lift to the top floor.
"Come on! JUMP!" Sol continued to shout. He then pushed a few people out of the way. "Make room, make room!." Sol cleared a little space on floor. He then waved his hand at Ky, motioning it for him to be ready and jump. "Ok, there's room! Jump right HERE!"
Meanwhile, on the top floor of the building, Ky was still gripped onto the TV antenna. Steve was making his way up, another officer was already trying to talk to him.
"Don't jump mate," he said. "I'm sure we can talk this through." Steven meanwhile had managed to get up stairs.
"Here bro," Steven said to the officer. "I'll handle it ... ."
Steve approached Ky. "Come on, don't do this to me now," Steve said. "It's my wife's birthday today, and if I don't get home ontime to have dinner and sex with her, it'd be me that's jumping off this building, not you."
"Thanks Steve ... ," Ky said. "Are you the only negotiator here?"
"No, it just happens no one but ME will come and sort this stupid problem out," he replied. "Here, you look thirsty. Steven opened a can of lemonade and handed it to Ky. Ky took a sip.
"You're the only one that cares ... " smiled Ky in return. "But this time, I must jump. I'm such an unlucky sign. I've been unlucky ever since I was born. I'm surprised that you still came. Aren't you scared that my bad luck will affect you?."
"Everytime you decide to jump you told me that."
"You remember?"
"Even a grandma of eighty eight years old can ... now come on, talk to me, how can I help?"
"You know how unlucky I am ... I'm deemed to be doomed. When I was 3 ... "
"You parents died."
"Then I never did well in school ... "
"Everytime there was an exam you were always one point away from passing. Once a teacher decided that you can have an extra point just to pass the teacher died the week after in a car crash."
"I told you about this already?"
"Enough times ... !"
"Yeh, anyone that is nice to me automatically gets bad luck and eventually are doomed ... but this time, I've got a new problem, that makes me feel that I must die in order to free everyone out of this madness."
"What is it this time?"
"I've started working for a spiritual master at his shop. Working there, I feel happy. I enjoyed it there."
"Good for you, but hey, none of your jobs lasted for more than 3 days though."
"But this time, this one went over a week ... "
****
-FLASHBACK-
A old man was sitting at an office desk, eating a bowl of noodles. Ky was busy shuffling around with a duster and cloth cleaning up and tidying up the place.
"Say, Kliff", Ky began. "I'm really grateful that you employed me here. I'm very happy here!"
"No worries kid, you could earn your livings here if you'd like", Kliff said cheerfully. He then proceeded to put another batch of noodles in his mouth. "I, Kliff, has been a spiritual master for several years. I won't have read you wrong".
"Thank you!"
"You were born with a good face, you should've been a success. Howcome you're so unlucky anyway?"
"Master Kliff, would you please help?"
Ky then stopped what he was doing and sat down on a chair facing Kliff.
"Yes, of course. But as I said, you were born with a good face, I still cannot understand why you have such bad luck. Something must've gone wrong."
"You know what, Master. Not only am I unlucky, anyone that helps me will be unlucky as well."
"Rubbish!" snorted Kliff. Then suddenly a fly flew across Kliff's nose. Kliff then pulled out a fly swat and proceeded to kill the fly.
"See?" chirped Ky. "The day I started working here, it was busy in here and there were a lot of customers. You made a lot of money that time. Now a week later, everyone seems to be scared and busted, no one comes here no more. We're left killing flies now ... "
"Ah, it's just a coincidence ...," assured Kliff. He then proceeded to take another mouthful of noodles.
"BUZZZZZ"
The doorbell suddenly rang. Kliff paused, looking rather surprised.
"I'll get it," said Ky. He got up and headed towards the door. Ky opened the door. Three men were standing there. One with a black sports bag. All three were in casual clothes.
"Are you all here to see Master Kliff for advice?" asked Ky.
All three men smiled and nodded.
"Come in sirs!" Ky replied. Ky then shut the door and went back in.
"Have a seat have a seat men!" Kliff said cheerfully.
Suddenly, one of the three men pulled out a knife. Another pulled out a meat knife. The remaining guy held Ky firmly. The other two went behind the desk and grabbed hold of Kliff by knifepoint.
"Ahh! Burglary!!!" Kliff screamed.
"Shut up!" Said one of the guys.
"We have no business today or any income at all for the last five days. We're skint!!!" Kliff began explaining.
"No cash eh? We'll just have to take you instead!!" shouted the guy holding Kliff at knifepoint. They then forced Kliff to stand up.
One of the two men that got hold of Kliff pinched Kliff's bum.
Kliff looked surprised, but shocked at the same time. Ky looked horrified.
(I know what I've got to do ... ) Ky thought.
"Don't you guys touch him!" Ky blurted out. "If you have to touch ... " Ky went on and broke free of the man's grip. "Touch me instead!" he said. He then put his hands up and faced the wall.
"Fuck you!" the two men said together, who were next to Kliff. "You aren't as cute! Come on, lets go!"
The guy next to Ky then left him there and joined the other two. Ky turned around, horrified at what he is seeing.
"AARRRGGGHHHH ~ " screamed Kliff. A lot of ripping of clothes noises can be heard.
"Hey ... !" Ky exclaimed. "Be gentle will ya? Do it one by one!"
"AAGGGRRHH ~" Kliff's face was in agony. Spanking noises can then be heard.
"Master Kliff, are you hurt?" asked Ky.
"AAHHHHH ~ " More ripping and spanking noises went. Kliff's face seemed like he was near death, yet in pleasure.
Ky then pulled out a rectangular packet from his shirt pocket. "I've some pain killers!"
"AAAAAHHHHHHHGGGGGG ~ ~ ~ "
-END FLASHBACK-
****
"And that's the treatment my master got ... because of me," Ky ended. "Don't you think I should just go and die instead?" Ky then was sniffing and he found himself nearly crying. He was still sitting on the ledge, looking down. He then realised that Steve was no where to be found. Ky then spotted Steve near the stairs, having a cigarrete.
"Keep talking!" said Steve! "I'm listening!"
Suddenly, another person came out of the stair doors, and he was really angry. He was holding a banana, half eaten.
"Which bastard has got hold of my TV Antenna?!!" The man shouted angrily.
Ky turned around.
"Which TV Antenna is yours, I do not know," replied Ky. "But that bastard you refer to, is usually me ... "
"You let go of that RIGHT now!" The man shouted and pointed at the antenna.
"But I will fall if I let go ... " Ky replied.
"You grabbing hold of it, has caused my reception to go shit! I can't watch the semi finals of the World Cup!!! I can only see lines and endless lines!"
"Which team versus who?"
"It's France vs STD Iceland!"
"I think France should win."
Suddenly, a child, wearing a France T-Shirt, came up the stairs too and started to try to tell the man something.
"Dad! Dad!! France just lost 3-0!!!" said the kid. The man stared at him in shock.
"OK! I'll go and die, watch me jump!!!" Ky shouted back.
The man then angrily threw his half-eaten banana towards Ky, but it went nowhere close to him. He took his son and went back down the stairs.
Ky stood up at the ledge.
"NOOOO! Don't jump!!!" shouted Steve. He ran towards the ledge in an effort to try and stop Ky, but he slipped on the banana skin. Steven tried to catch his grip, but he couldn't straighten himself up and continued to step forwards, but as he tried to grab hold of the ledge, Ky was pushed off by Steve.
"Whoaa!!~" Ky fell off the edge.
"WATCH OUT!!" Sol screamed. Everyone else screamed and tried to get out of the way. Ky fell off the building, and happened to land on top of a stall, which cushioned his fall a bit, but bounched off.
"Hey, what the fuck?!" said Sol. Sol looked up, but was powerless to do anything as Ky fell on top of him. "ARRGH~~! Ky landed on Sol, they both fell to the ground.
The crowd surrounded them. Both Sol and Ky seemed to be knocked out. Sol was lying sideways with his mouth wide open. Ky was face flat on the ground. One of the people in the crowd poked them both with a stick.
****
Next Episode: Ky and Sol end up at the hospital. Millia and a few other Guilty Gear characters will make their appearance. And what's this? Ky gets a date (?)!
Before Reading, here's some other notes:
(bla bla bla) = Thoughts
**** = Indicated a Change of Time/Event
----
..:: Episode 1 ::..
Downtown Paris, another suicide is about to happen. Two police cars, an ambulance and a fire engine dashed along the streets of Paris, into the rural area.
****
A crowd surrounded a building of twenty floors high. Lots of people were pointing up and talking about it. On top of the building, there was Ky, who had longer hair than usual, and seems unshaved. Sitting on the edge of the building, he had got hold of the television antenna that happened to be next to him.
"Hey! There he is again, trying to commit suicide!"
"Oh! Him again! Nothing new, nothing new, lets get on with life!"
"Again? How many times has this been now?"
Amongst the crowds, Sol happened to in the crowd too, who was doing his usual shopping at the local corner shop for his usual lunch. Gripping his shopping bag, he looked up and was actually one of the people in front of the whole crowd. Somehow he managed to get all the way to the front to see what's happening.
"Nothing new nothing new!" shouted Sol from the ground. "He always say he'll do it, but he never does! Hey you ass, cut the crap!! Jump already!" Ky looked down.
"How many times as it been already this wmonth? Must've been 3 times now! Stop stopping people from getting on with their daily lives and jump! Get this shit over with!"
The police cars and ambulance plus the fire engine has got to the scene.
"Come on people" Sol told the crowd. "Lets go, he ain't going to jump, and he never will! He's always doing this! He says he will, but when was the last time he actually jumped?!"
An officer got out of the car.
"Good morning Inspector Steve," said one of the other policemen who were happening to do this particular shift.
"Morning ... " said Steve.
"It's that fucktard again," said the policeman.
"Goddamnit ... " he said to himself. "He's so on time. He does it twice a month, no more, no less!"
Steve went into the building and took the lift to the top floor.
"Come on! JUMP!" Sol continued to shout. He then pushed a few people out of the way. "Make room, make room!." Sol cleared a little space on floor. He then waved his hand at Ky, motioning it for him to be ready and jump. "Ok, there's room! Jump right HERE!"
Meanwhile, on the top floor of the building, Ky was still gripped onto the TV antenna. Steve was making his way up, another officer was already trying to talk to him.
"Don't jump mate," he said. "I'm sure we can talk this through." Steven meanwhile had managed to get up stairs.
"Here bro," Steven said to the officer. "I'll handle it ... ."
Steve approached Ky. "Come on, don't do this to me now," Steve said. "It's my wife's birthday today, and if I don't get home ontime to have dinner and sex with her, it'd be me that's jumping off this building, not you."
"Thanks Steve ... ," Ky said. "Are you the only negotiator here?"
"No, it just happens no one but ME will come and sort this stupid problem out," he replied. "Here, you look thirsty. Steven opened a can of lemonade and handed it to Ky. Ky took a sip.
"You're the only one that cares ... " smiled Ky in return. "But this time, I must jump. I'm such an unlucky sign. I've been unlucky ever since I was born. I'm surprised that you still came. Aren't you scared that my bad luck will affect you?."
"Everytime you decide to jump you told me that."
"You remember?"
"Even a grandma of eighty eight years old can ... now come on, talk to me, how can I help?"
"You know how unlucky I am ... I'm deemed to be doomed. When I was 3 ... "
"You parents died."
"Then I never did well in school ... "
"Everytime there was an exam you were always one point away from passing. Once a teacher decided that you can have an extra point just to pass the teacher died the week after in a car crash."
"I told you about this already?"
"Enough times ... !"
"Yeh, anyone that is nice to me automatically gets bad luck and eventually are doomed ... but this time, I've got a new problem, that makes me feel that I must die in order to free everyone out of this madness."
"What is it this time?"
"I've started working for a spiritual master at his shop. Working there, I feel happy. I enjoyed it there."
"Good for you, but hey, none of your jobs lasted for more than 3 days though."
"But this time, this one went over a week ... "
****
-FLASHBACK-
A old man was sitting at an office desk, eating a bowl of noodles. Ky was busy shuffling around with a duster and cloth cleaning up and tidying up the place.
"Say, Kliff", Ky began. "I'm really grateful that you employed me here. I'm very happy here!"
"No worries kid, you could earn your livings here if you'd like", Kliff said cheerfully. He then proceeded to put another batch of noodles in his mouth. "I, Kliff, has been a spiritual master for several years. I won't have read you wrong".
"Thank you!"
"You were born with a good face, you should've been a success. Howcome you're so unlucky anyway?"
"Master Kliff, would you please help?"
Ky then stopped what he was doing and sat down on a chair facing Kliff.
"Yes, of course. But as I said, you were born with a good face, I still cannot understand why you have such bad luck. Something must've gone wrong."
"You know what, Master. Not only am I unlucky, anyone that helps me will be unlucky as well."
"Rubbish!" snorted Kliff. Then suddenly a fly flew across Kliff's nose. Kliff then pulled out a fly swat and proceeded to kill the fly.
"See?" chirped Ky. "The day I started working here, it was busy in here and there were a lot of customers. You made a lot of money that time. Now a week later, everyone seems to be scared and busted, no one comes here no more. We're left killing flies now ... "
"Ah, it's just a coincidence ...," assured Kliff. He then proceeded to take another mouthful of noodles.
"BUZZZZZ"
The doorbell suddenly rang. Kliff paused, looking rather surprised.
"I'll get it," said Ky. He got up and headed towards the door. Ky opened the door. Three men were standing there. One with a black sports bag. All three were in casual clothes.
"Are you all here to see Master Kliff for advice?" asked Ky.
All three men smiled and nodded.
"Come in sirs!" Ky replied. Ky then shut the door and went back in.
"Have a seat have a seat men!" Kliff said cheerfully.
Suddenly, one of the three men pulled out a knife. Another pulled out a meat knife. The remaining guy held Ky firmly. The other two went behind the desk and grabbed hold of Kliff by knifepoint.
"Ahh! Burglary!!!" Kliff screamed.
"Shut up!" Said one of the guys.
"We have no business today or any income at all for the last five days. We're skint!!!" Kliff began explaining.
"No cash eh? We'll just have to take you instead!!" shouted the guy holding Kliff at knifepoint. They then forced Kliff to stand up.
One of the two men that got hold of Kliff pinched Kliff's bum.
Kliff looked surprised, but shocked at the same time. Ky looked horrified.
(I know what I've got to do ... ) Ky thought.
"Don't you guys touch him!" Ky blurted out. "If you have to touch ... " Ky went on and broke free of the man's grip. "Touch me instead!" he said. He then put his hands up and faced the wall.
"Fuck you!" the two men said together, who were next to Kliff. "You aren't as cute! Come on, lets go!"
The guy next to Ky then left him there and joined the other two. Ky turned around, horrified at what he is seeing.
"AARRRGGGHHHH ~ " screamed Kliff. A lot of ripping of clothes noises can be heard.
"Hey ... !" Ky exclaimed. "Be gentle will ya? Do it one by one!"
"AAGGGRRHH ~" Kliff's face was in agony. Spanking noises can then be heard.
"Master Kliff, are you hurt?" asked Ky.
"AAHHHHH ~ " More ripping and spanking noises went. Kliff's face seemed like he was near death, yet in pleasure.
Ky then pulled out a rectangular packet from his shirt pocket. "I've some pain killers!"
"AAAAAHHHHHHHGGGGGG ~ ~ ~ "
-END FLASHBACK-
****
"And that's the treatment my master got ... because of me," Ky ended. "Don't you think I should just go and die instead?" Ky then was sniffing and he found himself nearly crying. He was still sitting on the ledge, looking down. He then realised that Steve was no where to be found. Ky then spotted Steve near the stairs, having a cigarrete.
"Keep talking!" said Steve! "I'm listening!"
Suddenly, another person came out of the stair doors, and he was really angry. He was holding a banana, half eaten.
"Which bastard has got hold of my TV Antenna?!!" The man shouted angrily.
Ky turned around.
"Which TV Antenna is yours, I do not know," replied Ky. "But that bastard you refer to, is usually me ... "
"You let go of that RIGHT now!" The man shouted and pointed at the antenna.
"But I will fall if I let go ... " Ky replied.
"You grabbing hold of it, has caused my reception to go shit! I can't watch the semi finals of the World Cup!!! I can only see lines and endless lines!"
"Which team versus who?"
"It's France vs STD Iceland!"
"I think France should win."
Suddenly, a child, wearing a France T-Shirt, came up the stairs too and started to try to tell the man something.
"Dad! Dad!! France just lost 3-0!!!" said the kid. The man stared at him in shock.
"OK! I'll go and die, watch me jump!!!" Ky shouted back.
The man then angrily threw his half-eaten banana towards Ky, but it went nowhere close to him. He took his son and went back down the stairs.
Ky stood up at the ledge.
"NOOOO! Don't jump!!!" shouted Steve. He ran towards the ledge in an effort to try and stop Ky, but he slipped on the banana skin. Steven tried to catch his grip, but he couldn't straighten himself up and continued to step forwards, but as he tried to grab hold of the ledge, Ky was pushed off by Steve.
"Whoaa!!~" Ky fell off the edge.
"WATCH OUT!!" Sol screamed. Everyone else screamed and tried to get out of the way. Ky fell off the building, and happened to land on top of a stall, which cushioned his fall a bit, but bounched off.
"Hey, what the fuck?!" said Sol. Sol looked up, but was powerless to do anything as Ky fell on top of him. "ARRGH~~! Ky landed on Sol, they both fell to the ground.
The crowd surrounded them. Both Sol and Ky seemed to be knocked out. Sol was lying sideways with his mouth wide open. Ky was face flat on the ground. One of the people in the crowd poked them both with a stick.
****
Next Episode: Ky and Sol end up at the hospital. Millia and a few other Guilty Gear characters will make their appearance. And what's this? Ky gets a date (?)!