AN: This is going to be a collaboration between Chaos Book and myself.

Quick Note: Chaos is Sara and Clarity is Me, Tammy. This isn't important in this chapter, but it'll keep you from being confused in the future.

Disclaimer: We don't own Kingdom Hearts or any of the characters. Square Enix and Disney own them. We barely own ourselves, our actions, and our words. So don't sue! We're just a couple of poor college kids who are struggling along with campus jobs. Don't drag away two future teachers/writers/performers/whatever else we may do away from our schooling. Okay?

Kaishi: Hello wonderful readers! Welcome to our completely and totally sane fanfic starring Chaos Book and myself...and Sora and the rest of the KH characters of course.

Chaos Book: Mmmmmm...Sora. -Smiles angelically-

Kaishi: Ok, so maybe I shouldn't have gotten her started. You'll behave in your parts of the fic writing though...right?

Chaos Book: ...Maybe... -More smiling as she hides her chapter under her books- Can you blame me?!

Kaishi: No, not really. -blushes- I mean...um...on with the story!

Chaos Book: -Hums The Starting Lines "Bedroom Talk" chorus...-


Chapter 1: "Strange Beginnings"

I always thought I was a rather plain person with a normal life. I'm a college student, Spanish major, and I want to teach high school level Spanish someday. That brings me to Sara. She wants to teach too, at least until she gets published, but she's an English major. And the best part about us? We're twins. Okay, so we're not really related, but that's beside the point. So maybe neither one of us is really all that normal, but our lives used to have so much more order to them before that mid-March Saturday afternoon.

"I'm so bored," I mumbled to myself staring at the empty sketchbook page that seemed to stare up at me fro my lap. "Why is there absolutely nothing to on Saturday afternoons on campus?"

My friend Sara pressed pause on her video game and looked back at me, "Because they want us to suffer."

This was pretty much the most boring afternoon of my life ever. Most of our other friends were off campus or actually had things that they needed to do, so the two of us had just decided to camp out in her room for the afternoon. I was sitting at the head of her bed, leaning against the wall while trying to come up with something to draw. Sara was sitting cross legged at the foot of the bed playing Kingdom Hearts.

"I think I should go back to Halloween Town. I probably missed some trinities or Dalmatians or something."

"Yeah right. You probably just want to see Sora in his Halloweentown costume."

"Oh, like you don't?"

I chose not to answer her, mainly because I knew she was right and I honestly didn't want to re-live having to listen to her various innuendos that she would come up with. It was bad enough listening to her make comments during the game, but when her comments were directed at me, well, I wasn't very happy with it.

I watched as Sara tried to beat one of the bosses she had been unsuccessful with for the past few times she had been playing. I turned back to my sketchbook and closed my eyes, trying to find any inkling of inspiration that might be lurking in the corners of my mind. A few moments later my eyes flew open again as I heard Sara swear at the TV in frustration as the boss on screen took away the last sliver of Sora's life yet again. She tossed the controller onto the ground and crossed her arms across her chest. "I hate this game" she muttered.

"You'll beat him eventually" I reassured her. She was about to respond when we heard a resounding crash that was so loud that it seemed as thought it had happened right outside of the dorm. We stared at each other for a split second before both jumping up to our knees to make ourselves where we would be able to see out of the window. I separated the blinds and almost immediately regretted doing so as I nearly fell off the bed in shock from what I had seen.

Sara's eyes were still focused outside and she looked as if she were at a loss for words. After a moment or two of shocked silence, she turned back to face me. "Was that…?" she began.

"Yeah, I think so" I responded. It was silent for a moment before we both simultaneously jumped up, stumbled over our own feet in an attempt to slip on our shoes before we dashed out of the room and down the steps to the outside.

The thing that had made the crashing sound was still sitting there, and it didn't look as if it were about to move anytime soon. Sara and I looked at each other, and spoke as if we had read each others' minds, "The Gummi Ship." The crashed object had a very uncanny resemblance to the Gummi Ship from Kingdom Hearts. Only this ship now had a slightly bent wing from where it had crashed into the ground and there was some smoke coming from a little box that I assumed was the engine.

I glanced around at the campus for a second, wondering if anyone else had heard the crash, and had come running, wondering what was going on. There were people walking by, but absolutely no one glanced our way. "Is it just me," I asked Sara, "or does it seem like nobody else can see this except for us."

"Yeah. I wonder why." It almost seemed like she was going to continue, but the hatch-like door on the ship began to swivel open and very familiar voices began to pour out. Sara and I glanced at each other for a second before stepping into the bushes that lined the side of the building and crouching down. We could still see the Gummi Ship, but we were hoping that they wouldn't be able to see us.

Sure enough, Sora, Donald, and Goofy climbed out of the Gummi Ship and wandered to the side away from us, presumably to try to fix the wing that had hit the ground. "Donald and Sora are arguing over whose fault it was, just like they always argue in the game" I whispered as quietly as I could. At first I didn't think that Sara had heard me, so I glanced to my right only to see that she wasn't crouched in the bushes next to me anymore, she was sneaking over to the Gummi Ship. "Uh oh" I muttered before quietly trying to catch up with her.

She climbed into the ship and after a quick glance around me to make sure nobody was nearby, I followed. "This is amazing" she said while gesturing around the ship to the various instruments and gadgets that presumably controlled the flying and all else that was needed to control it. "It's even better than I imagined it."

We continued looking around, trying very hard to control ourselves and not mess with any of the instruments, when all of a sudden we noticed that the voices had started getting closer again. They were starting to come back to the ship. Panic began to take over me as I looked to Sara for what we should do now. She seemed startled for a second before grabbing my wrist and pulling me to the back of the ship. We then both hunched down out of sight from the front of the ship. I'm not really sure why we did that. Maybe we that they had only fixed the wing and now had to fix the engine. If only we would have known how wrong we were.

For a few minutes it seemed like nothing was going to happen and I sat hunched awkwardly on the floor. I was trying to get up the courage to just get up and announce my presence so I could be comfortable again, even if it meant being off the ship, but I never got the chance. I felt the floor rumble a bit as the engine roared to life. My heart seemed to drop in fear as I began to piece together what was happening. We were on the Gummi Ship and we were starting to lift off the ground. That meant we were breaking away from our friends, family, school, and probably Earth and everything we were used to in general. On top of that, we had no idea how long we would be gone for. I turned to Sara who was still crouched next to me with a little gleam in her eye at the anticipation of the adventure to come. "What have you done," I mouthed silently to her, "oh what have you done?"


Kaishi: Well, that wasn't too bad of a start I guess. What's going to happen to Chaos Book and I as we get taken with Sora and the gang away from Earth?

Chaos Book: Sex, Porn, and Rock and Roll!

Kaishi: Hmmmm? Well, keep reading and you'll find out. Oh, and see that little purplish blue button on the bottom left? You should use it to review and let us know how you like it so far