Well, here's my 2nd try for a fanfic.
I don't own SSBM.
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StUpId SmAsH BrOtHeRs
2 Stupid quick stories, and a special…
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Time Stupid
Link and Y. Link was sitting on a hill in hyrule field. Y. Link was watching clouds while Link was polishing his sword. Everything was quiet until Link said…
Link: Hey, self. Have you ever wondered what would happen to the other if one of us died?
Y. Link: No, why?
Link: Just wondering.
Y. Link: It would probably be that if I die, then you die, because with us being the same people, if I died, then I wouldn't have the rest of the life, therefore you'd never be able to live past the age 10. But I'm not sure…
Link: Well let's see… pulls light arrow back
Y. Link: gulp…
Girly Cat FightPeach and Zelda were standing on Peach's Castle, yelling at each other.
Peach: I'M PRETTIER!
Zelda: NO, I AM!
Peach: NO, ME ME ME ME ME ME ME! AND DON'T YOU FORGET!
Zelda: I HAVE PRETTIER NAILPOLISH! NAH NAH NANANANAH!
Nana: (From nowhere) Someone call?
Both princesses: SHUT UP!
Zelda: grabs bat and homeruns nana
Peach: Now then, I HAVE PRETTIER NAILPOLI… gets hit by nana
Nana and Peach start fighting.
Peach: OWWWW! I broke a fingernail!
Zelda: starts laughing
The next thing that happens is there's a huge fight cloud…
The Smashers Go Camping Part 1
Samus: I wonder where the others are. Oh well. I'll set up camp. Charges laser
Link: Wait! If you do that, it'll leave a mess! Allow me… does spin attack leaving huge area. There.
Samus: Whatever. Puts backpack on ground. Let's search for food.
Link: K.
The second they leave Kirby comes flying down
Kirby: I'm hungry… sees samus' backpack. Maybe there's food in there. Searches backpack. Nope. Throws backpack in tent, quietly planting a motion sensor bomb
Kirby: I'll just find the others. Runs off in random direction
Jigglypuff: What a mess! Starts cleaning. After cleaning the outside cleans tent. Runs into motion sensor bomb. Jiiiiiiiiggullypuuufff!
StAy TuNeD fOr MoRe CrAzY mAdNeSs!