It was April 20th, 20whateveryear. The birthday of Adolf Hitler.
Miles Edgeworth walked out of the Nazi Merchandise store, wearing a hat with a Swastika on it, and a T-Shirt with Adolf Hitler's face on it. That was all he wore, he was naked outside of that.
Phoenix Wright approached him, saying "Edgeworth what the fuck"
"what" responded Miles.
"you're wearing a fucking adolf hitler shirt and i can see your fucking dick" Phoenix called out, confused.
"Yeah" responded Miles
"We all know that today's supposed to be the birthday of Lucina, anyways." Phoenix Wright said.
But this offended Miles Edgeworth, for he was a hard core Fire Emblem Elitist. Edgeworth pulled out a gun, saying "Fucking casual." before shooting Phoenix in the face, killing him instantly.
Meanwhile, Apollo Justice vored Trucy after they had incest