Mr Darcy's Visit to the Psychologist

by LadyAeden

Mr. Darcy leads a hectic life of balls, women and managing his wondrous estate. What would he say if he went to see a shrink? This is a very, very short story that I wrote for one of his sessions. The story is from the pyschologist's point of view.

"It started with the servants," were the first words out of his proud and honest mouth.

"Th-the servants?" Articulation escaped me.

"Then everyone else wanted to do it."

"D-do it?" Drool wet the corner of my mouth; breathing took effort.

"Even Elizabeth."

"E-Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy?" My heart stopped.

"See?" He threw up his hands. "What did I say?"

Cheeks blazing, I wished the earth would swallow me up.

"For God's sake, my name is Fitzwilliam!"