A\N: So my first fan fiction, In other words, polite criticism. I know grammar isn't perfect, but cut me some slack, k?

Disclaimer: I don't on Victorious

(If I did it'd be filled with Bade)

Everyone told him he had control over her: he knew how to handle her. It's true, he did know how. He could get her to behave, even win the occasional fight if he carefully chose his battles. The one thing he couldn't do however was figure her out.

He tried ever since third grade. The big kid in the class constantly made fun of the girl, Cat, because she dyed her hair red. After he pushed Cat down, she shoved a black crayon up his nose, and then said she didn't like the boy and wasn't being nice. He couldn't figure her out.

In ninth grade he learned of the effect he had on girls. He decided to try it on her. He walked over to her scissor covered locker, she ignored him. He flashed his winning smile that could make any girl within a 20 mile radius swoon. She ignored it. He said a simple

"Hi," and extended his hand. She looked at it and replied,

"I'd rather slam my head in a car door," shut her locker and walked away, coffee in hand. He seriously couldn't figure her out.

After school he hears the piano playing in the black box theater. He sees her sitting on the bench. When she sings he thinks," I can't figure her out!" It's when she looks up at him and her icy blue eyes, soft and genuine, return to hard as soon as she sees him that he knows he can't figure her out. By the look he's getting, he may never get the chance to.

Three days later, she storms up to him and demands,

"Is there a reason you're stalking me?"He doesn't know what to say, so he says the first thing that comes to mind,

"Because I can't figure you out," He walks away with that.

The next day he asks her to lunch. Considering they couldn't leave campus and he basically meant Grub Truck on him, she agreed. They sat and talked and he even made her laugh! It was going great until the blonde girl that had been eyeing Beck all week walked up. The blonde snubbed her and got up and walked away. He caught up to her and asked,

"What was that?"

"It's obvious that, that was a sign that we should just quit while we're ahe-" He cut her off with a kiss. After that she got crazy possessive. He really couldn't figure her out.

The years go by. He learns more about her, she learns more about him. She gets piercings, tattoos and hair streaks. He gets an RV. One day she asks him,

"Why is it you love me?"

"That I can't figure you out."

So it's official he'll never figure her out but that's what makes them, them. Beck&Jade. Jade&Beck.