Why Twilight doesn't have Twitter
A/N This story was not supposed to be posted. What happened was. My big sister wanted me to post this. So. This is a little two-shot. It came to me while I was writing the last two chapters for Heartbreak And Revenge. So Enjoy!
Disclaimer: I do not own Twilight.
One day, the Cullens, and the wolves were sitting around. Esme was cooking up a storm for the wolves. Nessie had just learned how to play the piano.
Everything was absolutely peaceful, until…
"Hey! We should get Twitters!" Emmett shouted from his and Rose's room.
"What's a twitter, Dad?" Ness asked.
"A ridiculous networking website," He said.
"It's not a ridiculous web site, you can say whatever you want in 140 characters, or less!" Emmett said running down the stairs.
"I'm not getting one, feel free to get one. I think it's dumb," Edward said turning back to his piano.
Bella and Rosalie dashed upstairs to the computer room.
"Okay, we're so making them all one," Alice said.
"Ok," Nessie said, grinning.
"I got perfect usernames for all of you," Alice said, knowing everyone could hear her.
She quickly opened a word document, and began typing names.
After she was done, she showed them the screen.
THE FOLLOWING IS A LIST OF POSSIBILITIES FOR TWITTER USERNAMES
Edward possibilities:
Edward_C
EddieBoy0513
Edward_Cullen
Eddiekins13
SweetLips13
"Definitely not the last one," Rose said, laughing.
"I might just let that happen," Bella said, smiling
"Lets continue," Alice said.
Emmett Possibilities
EmmyBoy123
Emmett12
GrizzlyMan1935
BearKiller_13
"None of those are good," Rosalie muttered.
Rosalie Possibilities
RoseBud1933
BeautyQueen1936
SnobbyGurl12
'Sleeping_Beauty
"I like them," Rosalie said, proudly.
"Great, pick one," Alice said.
"Moving on." Bella said.
Bella possibilities
Bella_Cullen
Bella_C13
BellsJustBells
BellaSC0813
BellaMC13
"I like the 4th one," Bella said, grinning.
"Good, that'll be your username," Alice said, pulling out one of many laptops they had.
"Creat your accounts. I guess we'll create our husbands accounts, since they don't want to," Bella said while she went to
"We aren't done just yet with the possibilities though. Let us continue." Rosalie said, scrolling down the list.
Jasper Possibillities
Jasper_Hale
JasperWHale
Mood_Man1234
MellowBoy
ShopperzHusband13
"Your choice on that one," Rosalie said, laughing.
"Ahh, great!" Alice said already done creating her own account."Ooh, we have to read these!" Renesmee said, giggling.
Jacob Possibilities
WolfBoy0910
MuscleMan12
HotWolf13
"Nessie, do the honors. He's your… big brother of sorts," Alice said smirking.
"What's going on in here?" Esme asked from the doorway.
"We're creating Twitters." Nessie said.
"Well, I'm done cooking. So I'll join you,"
"Just in time to read the Carlisle possibilities," Bella said.
"Hey! Follow me I'm BeautyQueen," Rose said giggling.
"Of course you would pick that name," Bella muttered.
Carlisle possibilities
Carlisle1632
Carlisle_Cullen
CarlisleNEsme1922
LifeSaver01
"Hmm, I love them all." Esme said thoughtfully. But I will only have to pick one. This sucks."
"Choose wisely," Alice said bouncing in her seat.
"Will do," Esme said, typing madly on a laptop.
"Follow me BellaSC0813," Bella said proudly.
"On it," Rosalie said.
"Okay the last ones I came up with," Alice said.
Renesmee possibilities
Nessie_Cullen10
Nessie_Carlie
Renesmee_Cullen
NessieC_Cullen
WolfGurl0910
"The last one!" She said smiling.
"Great. Now that this is settled. Anyone else got an account?" Alice asked.
"Follow me at EsmeNCarlisle1921." Esme said.
"Don't forget to follow me, Shopaholic1901!"
"And me, WolfGurl0910,"
"What about the boys?" Bella asked.
"Edward! Jasper! Emmett! Jacob! Carlisle! Up here. Now!" Alice shouted.
The men hurried up the stairs wondering what was going on.
"How may we help you?" Carlisle said.
"I present… your twitter usernames! Alice said, handing them each a piece of paper.
"GrizzlyMan1936?" Emmett asked.
"What, you don't like it?" Rose asked.
"Heck yeah! Dude its tight! Give me that computer over there. I gotta create my account."
"EdwradMC0813?" Edward asked.
"Have a problem with that?" Bella asked.
"No, not at all. Um … so ?" Edward asked.
"Duh!" Alice said standing up so Edward could log on.
"ShopperzHusband, okay I can deal with that." Jasper said taking the laptop Rose had vacated for the moment.
"WolfBoy0910,"
"Yes, don't you like it?" Nessie asked smiling.
Jacob smiled at her.
"Of course." He said leaning down to hug her.
"CarlisleNEsme1922. I like it," Carlisle said smiling.
A few minutes later, they all had accounts.
Of course this isn't the end. This… was just the beginning.
The beginning to a rather crazy adventure.
What could go wrong?
A/N I hope you enjoyed this. Part II will be up soon!