So the other day i'm walking through London with my best m8 Harry Potter, when suddenly i have a FANTASTICALLY BRILLIANT IDEA!

"HEY, HARRY!" i yell, "I HAVE A FANTASTICALLY BRILLIANT IDEA!"

Harry looks at me expectantly.

"Wouldnt it be funny if we stood on the street corner and lookt up? We could point and say things and make poeple think we really saw something. Wouldnt that be funny?"

Now u might think that Harry would never do something so immixture, but its my story and i can make Harry do whatever i want MWAHAHAHAHA. So naturally, he says, "That sounds TOTALLY AWESOME!"

So we stand on the corner, and we stare and point at nuthing in the sky. Every so often i say somethin like, "Did u see it? Which way did it go?" And Harry says, "Their it is! Oh, its gone agin."

After a wile, we start to draw a crowd. First an old grandma and her grandson. Then two buisnesmen stop and look. Then a cab driver and his pasenger. Even a nun comes along. When we have about twenty or so poeple caught, we sneak off and laff at all the poor blokes looking at nuthing in the sky.

ISN'T THAT HILARIOUS? HAHAHAHAHAHAH…eh, i guess u had to b their.

The End

AN: This is a tru story, cept i wasnt there, i just heard about it, and of course Harry wasnt there either, it was some guy named Steve that ive never met, i just changed his name to Harry Potter so it would be a fan fiction and i could post it hear were all u lovely poeple could enjoy and review it. Speaking of reviews, u see that little button down in the lower left hand corner? PUSH IT OR DIE! (no flames please)