So once upon a FUCKING time there was this guy named Shadow Darkflame or something. Let's be honest here, no one gives a tit shit what his name is unless you ripped it off from some other fanfiction.
Anyways this edgy pleeb was chilling out smoking da dope in a mountain somewhere.
It's been three sentences and I already regret my life choices.
So multiple grimm dragons pop out of who the hell knows where and start wreckin the mountain the Darkflame was meditating on.
And then the bloke just sneezed and he fucked up every single grimm in a 100 lightyear radius worse than 90's gangstas.
Out of nowhere team Rugby *cough* I mean team RWBY pop their heads out of the rubble like it's the three god damn stooges or something.
"WOW" They all said in unison, including Zwei because the little fucker can speak English now.
"Who are you?" Ruby asked.
"My entire family was killed in front of me when I was 4 years old." Darkflame replied in a angsty voice that was deeper than the fucking Mariana trench.
"WOW. SO SUGOI. SENPAI IS SO SMEXXXXXXY" They all fangirled. Except Zwei because he's a male. Wait...is Zwei male or female?
"ZWEI IS FEMALE." A random triggered feminist shrieks in unkempt rage.
Naw Zwei's totally a dude. Doesn't matter, he stilled fangirled over Darkflame's angst.
So anyways this BOOSTED ANIMAL rips off his copyrighted under armour skintight shirt and reveals that he had a fucking 20-pack on his abs cause angst.
Immeadiatly after he pulls out a pistol.
That shifts into an assault rifle.
That shifts into a shotgun.
That shifts into a helicopter.
That shifts into Christopher Gray's wang.
That shifts into Christopher Gray's wang with a gun inside it.
That shifts into a Scythe 6 times the size of Ruby's scythe
That shifts into the a colossal scythe that somehow covers the bounds of the known universe that pierces Remnant's atmosphere.
Now normally since it pierces the atmosphere it would destroy it killing everyone on Remnant.
So why hasn't it killed everyone yet except our Smexy and completely unoriginal *cough* I mean carefully made OC?
Well it actually has. Everyone died because fuck you.
Now go read a story that doesn't give someone a fucking aneurysm everytime they read it.