Author notes! I like dem. :3
Beelzemon X: Get on with what you're going to say already!
Sheesh, when I wanted to catch myself a muse, I didn't expect he'd be so pushy... anyway, I am writing this story with my brothers (Minty and Felix are their characters). My character is Lara. All characters who weren't in Digimon Tamers most likely belong to us (or someone we know). If they don't, we'll say.
Beelzemon X: I'd probably have to remind you.
Minty: This is a cross over story, even if it won't seem that way for the first four chapters.
True 'nuff. Anyway, this story is sort of random and things happen sorta quickly, but that's not the point, the point is to enjoy yourself! :D Now I'm going to start listening to something and post this.
Minty: DON'T FORGET THE DISCLAIMER!
Sheesh! Don't deafen me! Beelzemon X, you do it. As your author, I command you!
Beelzemon X: Now who's being pushy?
Just do it.
Beelzemon X: Fine. CrazyNutSquirrel and her acquaintances...
BROTHERS!
Beelzemon X: ... don't own Digimon. However, they do own the idea for this story and some of the characters (as in, not that many).
Beelzemon X, I'm warning you...
Beelzemon X: Any errors in certain facts you know are probably Crazy's fault and...
THAT'S IT! *grabs baseball bat* YOU'RE GOING DOWN!
Beelzemon X: In your dreams! *whips out another baseball bat and proceeds to duel with Crazy*
Jeri burst into Rika's bedroom, apologizing for being late. Rika waved a hand, "Something came up didn't it?" Jeri nodded.
"Three of my cousins are coming to visit. You'll have to hide your partners for awhile, they don't really know about digimon being real." Kazu's jaw dropped.
"What? The D-reaper appears everywhere, and then we have the Parisimon invasion, and they don't know about digimon?"
"Somehow, they were in one of the few places that wasn't affected by the D-reaper, and they don't live close enough to catch wind of things like invasions of giant eyeballs."
"Takatomon, do I have to hide?" asked Guilmon, ears drooping.
"Only for a little while, buddy."
"So, what are their names?" Asked Rika.
"Minty, Felix, and Lara."
"What sort of a name is Minty?" asked Kazu.
"What sort of a name is Kazu? Oh no wait, I forgot. It's 'Hirokazu' isn't it?"
"Stow it, Rika," mumbled Kazu.
Minty looked at Lara. "Are we there yet?"
"No. You asked me that five seconds ago. The answer will still be the same if you ask me in an hour."
"Why an hour?"
"Because we're stuck in this freaking traffic jam!" Said Lara. Minty sighed and pulled out an iPod touch. "Where did you get that?" She asked suspiciously.
"Um..."
"Let me see the back of that now..." Minty ducked as she took it. "THIS IS MINE!"
About two hours away, in Jeri's house, they thought they heard someone yell "THIS IS MINE!" However, they decided they were just hearing things.
In two hours, they arrived at the Katou residence. However, when the driver informed them that they were there, they told him to wait a moment. "Um... didn't you want to get here as quickly as possible?"
"Yes! But we're a little busy right now." What were they busy with? Writing a digimon story. They knew them as a card game and TV show, and had not been satisfied with the ending. So now they were making it longer, and Minty had practically awarded himself a tentomon. Jeri ran out when the driver knocked on the door.
"Hi, um... do you know these two?"
"Minty! Lara! What are you doing?"
"Finishing writing the chapter..." said Minty.
"There!" Said Lara, looking triumphant. "It's the greatest story in the history of Digimon fanfictions!" Jeri blinked.
"Alright, but why don't you come inside so the driver can leave now?" They sighed and grabbed their bags.
"Fine." The driver drove off as quickly as he could, without seeming too relieved. Jeri showed them to the guest bedrooms and left them to themselves.
"Jeri seems different from last year," said Lara, looking concerned.
"How so?" Asked Minty, pulling out his collection of cars.
"She seems... well... sad."
"She seemed happy to me."
"In a forced way."
"If you say so," said Minty, shrugging. "What do you think we're having for dinner? Last time it was sandwiches every freaking time..."
"Jeri promised us sushi this time around." Minty did a little victory dance. "It's not that big a deal." They suddenly heard a childish voice greeting someone, then Jeri's voice telling the person that they would get to meet her cousins later and for now could they just go to the park and stay with the rest? Minty and Lara exchanged a look.
"Who was that Lara?" Asked Minty when she came to get them.
"Oh, just a friend of mine," she said, looking nervous.
"'Kay."
Guilmon was so bored. So very, very bored. So he decided to join Calumon in a game of tag, which the catalyst had already suckered Impmon into, via the twins. Impmon was good at avoiding them, he accomplished this by staying in the trees. However, this couldn't stop Calumon from reaching him. And it took a couple of minutes to explain to Guilmon that he couldn't use his Pyro Sphere to knock Impmon out of the trees, because that would be cheating and he might hurt the purple rookie. "Pineapple-head," he muttered as he climbed back into the trees before the twins could tag him.
"Aww come on! That's not fair!" Said Ai, pouting.
"What's not fair?" The rookies seemed to vanish. Calumon hung in plain sight for a minute before Impmon's hands darted out of the tree branches and grabbed him, yanking him out of sight.
"Mako wanted to change the rules," said Ai, thinking quickly. Jeri obviously knew that that wasn't it, but her cousins didn't.
"What game were you playing?" asked Minty.
"Tag," said Mako.
"What were the new rules?" Asked Lara.
"Mako wanted to have it so that if you keep away from the person who's it for five seconds, you win." Said Ai, crossing her arms. Lara giggled.
"I once made it so that sitting down would make me automatically win. So before the person who was it could move I would sit down and tell everyone I had won." Beeping suddenly went off. "What is that?" Asked Lara. Before Jeri could reply, Takato dashed towards them.
"Jeri get going with your cousins! The rest of us will take care of the bioemergence!"
"Bioemergence? What's a bioemergence?" Asked Minty.
"We'll explain later!" Yelled Takato as he dashed away. Before Jeri could get her cousins fully turned around, the digimon went after their Tamers. Lara's eyes widened to the size of dinner plates.
"Jeri, we are going to follow them."
"No we aren't! We have no protection in there!"
"If that bunch of digimon and your friends can't protect us, then yeah, I admit, we'd be toast. But hey, they should be able to take care of us." Jeri wished she could bang her head against her desk, but that was currently out of the question, seeing as her cousins were running towards the fog at the end of the path.
Rika had been having a bad day. First her mom tried to get her to put on a dress, when she hadn't attempted that in ages. Then she was at a cafe getting breakfast and someone tripped and spilled coffee on her. This resulted in her having to go home and actually put on that dress, seeing as her other clothes had all become mysteriously dirty and were in the laundry.
Luckily, she didn't have to change her hair, so it remained in it's high ponytail. And she was able to keep her runners on instead of being forced to switch into those ridiculous high heels her mom had purchased for her. She'd have sprained an ankle if she'd tried to run in those. So she didn't think that the digimon who had bioemerged might be friendly. Nope, she just went in as Sakuyamon, attacking left and right. So naturally, Wizardmon and Kuwagamon were going to retaliate. Their arrival had been, in fact, a mistake. And if not a mistake, then it hadn't been something they had wanted to do. They would have rather gone and watched a football game, by hijacking a signal from a satellite in the human world.
But sadly, they would never see if the team they were cheering for won the game or not. Nope. You'll find out why later, 'cause I sure ain't tellin' you now! As Sakuyamon dodged an attack from Kuwagamon, the Tamers, their partner digimon, and the two guests appeared. Lara's jaw dropped open. Minty's hit the floor. "OH MY FREAKING GOD IT'S A DIGIMON BATTLE AND IT'S THE COOLEST THING EVAR!" Yelled Lara. Minty turned and looked at her.
"I thought my winning that race against Felix was the coolest thing ever, because my car did a complete flip."
"That's the coolest videogame thing ever, this is the coolest REAL LIFE thing ever!"
"Okaaaay...?"
"You two need to get out of here! It's not safe!" Said Henry.
"And miss all the fun? You're a lunatic," said Lara. "I don't know you, but you're a lunatic."
"Glad someone else realizes."
"Terriermon..."
"Momentai, Henry!"
"Do you want me to give you to Suzie so she can make you Princess Pretty Pants?"
"Don't even joke about that Henry, it's not funny."
"From your point of view. I find it hilarious."
"Ha ha ha, I'm laughing," said Terriermon sarcastically.
"Glad you found it in you to lighten up," said Impmon, sounding equally sarcastic.
"Watch it devil midget, I can terrier tornado you into next season."
"'Devil midget'? Do you have any good original comebacks anymore helicopter head?"
"Right back at you, Terriermon-wannabe." Impmon snorted.
"Why in the world would I want to be a Terriermon? They're annoying, they act stupid, and they can't think of any witty comebacks."
"Witty comeback? Come here and I'll show you a witty comeback," muttered Terriermon.
"Terriermon! We have to biomerge so that we can help fight!"
"Isn't one mega against a champion and an ultimate enough?"
"Two against one isn't fair, even if the one is insanely strong compared to them." Takato and Guilmon exchanged a glance.
"They aren't going to stop arguing anytime soon, are they, Takato?"
"I don't think so buddy." The flash that announced that someone had digivolved turned their attention in the direction of the battle. Gallantmon stood tall, proud, and conceited. One of those is a lie. Did you guess conceited? Bingo bongo! Good for you for guessing which thing was a lie! Wizardmon turned to Kuwagamon.
"You take the fox, I'll take the knight." Kuwagamon clicked his pincers.
"I think you should take the fox lady, you both use magic."
"True."
"Stop talking and get fighting!" Snarled Sakuyamon, charging for them again. As her staff came towards them, Kuwagamon sprang in front of Wizardmon, and his shell absorbed the shock, the staff bounced off harmlessly.
"On second thought, I'll take the fox. You wouldn't last two minutes."
"Nice to know you have such faith in me," muttered Wizardmon, facing Gallantmon.
"Why are you in the human world?"
"Accident. Why do you want to load our data?"
"What? We don't want to load your data!"
"Every digimon wants to absorb every other digimon's data! Electro squall!" A ball of lightning shot at Gallantmon from his wand.
"Oh my freaking god, that was lightning!" Said Lara, looking more excited than ever. Minty, however, seemed to be getting that a digital field wasn't the safest place to be.
"Come on Lara, let's wait for them outside. We aren't safe."
"Stop being like Henry," she said. A bolt of lightning from Wizardmon's fingertips almost hit her and she started giggling insanely.
"Are you okay Lara?"
"Perfectly fine!" she sang. He groaned.
"You've had sugar haven't you?"
"Yup!" Kuwagamon crashed to the ground and lay there groaning as Sakuyamon turned to help Gallantmon gang up on Wizardmon, who scowled when he realized he couldn't help his friend while defending himself. Minty felt... odd. Horrified, uncertain, nervous, and semi-excited were just a few of the emotions that ran through his conscious. Then he ran across the battlefield.
"Minty!" Yelled Lara, recognizing even in her sugared-out state that running onto the field of battle, into the line of fire, is not the greatest idea. "Minty get back here!" And then, not really thinking, she ran after him. A lightning bolt landed in her arm and stuck there. She stared at it for a moment. "Oh... that feels... odd..." then she fainted.
Minty hadn't noticed this, he had been focused on reaching Kuwagamon, who was glowing and shrinking. He became a much smaller insect type digimon with large green eyes. Tentomon. "Hey, scallywag, why'd you come here anyway?"
"It was an accident, we didn't mean to. That fox just started attacking us with no questions asked. We had to defend ourselves or be deleted!"
"Ah. Well... I think, from what Jeri said, that Rika's sort of been having a bad day."
"That doesn't give her an excuse to delete us. All of us have bad days, and you don't see me going around and trying to blow up everything in sight just because I'm annoyed."
"Dude, I only met you today," said Minty.
"Good point..."
Wizardmon hurled bolts of lightning at Gallantmon and Sakuyamon, knowing there was no freaking way he could win without digivolving. 'Wizardmon...' he looked around while the two megas prepared to attack. The only human with a voice like that was... the hyper girl. Oh no. Why would she be talking to him though? He ducked under Gallantmon's shield of the just, and hurled more lightning. 'Ask for a truce,' said the girl's voice.
"You must be joking."
'I'm not.'
"Well I'm going to get deleted if I pause for even a second."
'Then fly to Lara and dedigivolve. You're her partner after all.'
"I'm her what?"
'Partner. Now get moving before you're fried!' As Wizardmon grumbled and turned himself towards Lara, Tentomon and Minty high fived. Tentomon was awesome at mimicry.
Lara was busy trying to think of words to describe how horrible fainting was. It definitely wasn't a fun thing to do when you're a damsel in distress. Not that she was a damsel in distress, but whatever. The lightning bolt had fizzled out, and her arm looked fine... except for the fact that it was slightly red. She heard wind going over something, and looked up. Wizardmon was flying towards him, and the biomerged megas were giving chase.
Wizardmon landed in front of her and closed his eyes. Then he glowed and shrank. What emerged was a... Impmon. He stumbled. "Oooh shouldn't of done that. Stupid voice, stupid idea to listen to it..." he muttered.
"Oh my GOSH it's an Impmon!" She wrapped her arms around him and hugged him tightly.
"Ribs... breaking... neck... odd angle...!" he gasped, struggling to get out of her grip. By now, the megas had become four individuals again.
"Do you want to be my partner?" She asked, looking excited.
"Is she always like this?" Impmon asked no one in particular.
"She'll be fine once she's got the sugar out of her system," said Minty, coming over with Tentomon. He held a digivice in his hand. An orange and green digivice.
"When did you get that?" asked Lara, sitting up. "It's pretty! I want one too! Gimme," Minty laughed and shook his head.
"This is mine! Get your own." She pouted, but then a light formed in front of her and she got one too.
"YAY!" She hugged Impmon again, causing the poor digimon to frantically gasp for air. "You and me will be the best partners ever Zeden!"
"Sure kid," he said. "Mind lettin' go?"
"Zeden? Why Zeden?" Asked Kazu. "Sounds sort of lame, no offense meant."
"Zeden was the first thing that popped to mind for a nickname. How 'bout you Minty? Whaddaya call Tentomon?"
"Uh... Scallywag."
"Should I be hurt?" Asked Tentomon.
"No, silly. That nickname is cool!"
"Only because you're a scallywag," said Minty, rolling his eyes. She stuck out her tongue at him.
"So are you!"
"Mom said that we're immature. Do you think she'll change her mind if she meets Minty and Lara?" asked Mako. Everyone burst out laughing.
Felix: OH ME GAWSH WHERE AM I? I need to wait until next chapter... this is troubling.
Peppy: Use bombs wisely.
Bomberman: *nods*
Felix: I am not the main author of this though! I'm only in the next chapter! Could that be... my one and ONLY breath in this story?
Old Peppy: General Pepper died.
Bomberman: ... *almost lights bomb*
Peppy: He should have done a Barrel Roll. Don't mess up that Arwing!
Bomberman: Fire in the hole! *the bomb rolls towards Peppy and Felix*
*Explosion*
What is going on here?
Felix: I just got blasted in the face.
Minty: Felix are you okay?
I thought I said to write an author note! Not a freaking randomosity story!
Bomberman: *points at Peppy* It's his fault!
Peppy: *points at Bomberman* What are you doing shooting at me, Fox?
Beelzemon: If this sorry excuse for a first chapter actually amused you or you found you actually liked it, review. Flames are perfectly fine.
No they aren't! NO FLAMES! They'll only be used for campfires. :3
Bomberman: And Bombs!
Peppy: Use bombs wisely, and don't mess up that arwing! Do a barrel roll!