Disclaimer: Sadly I don't (Arya Neither!) own Naruto. If I did I would make Sasuke-chan cross dress like poor Yuki from Furuba! Sasuke has killer aura o.O uhhh… Enjoy the Story!! runs away
It was just your typical day in Konoha or so it seemed…
Team 7 was training when Sasuke paused after dodging kunai, "Does anyone else hear that screaming?" They all paused as well to hear this discussion better.
"He's queer!!"
"He doesn't know any better!"
"Yes, he does! He's over 10 goshdammit!"
"So? Gai-sensei brainwashed him!!"
"Who the hell are you?"
The two arguing stopped to turn around and see an irritated Sasuke and the rest of Team 7 staring at them.
"Holy Shit!! I didn't think I drank that much sake last night!" raved the blonde female.
"Silver you had two bottles…and I think I need some now," the brunette said.
"But Arya!-
"Answer me dammit!!"
"Huh?" they both asked in unison.
"I said who the hell are you?" asked now an extremely pissed off Sasuke.
"Oh we just interrupted your training didn't we Sasuke-chan?" the blonde asked smiling sweetly. The anger vain on Sasuke just kept getting bigger.
"Silver how did they get to our world?"
"Uh…we live here." Sakura said quizzically.
The blonde thought for a minute and looking down, realized she wasn't wearing her regular clothes. Her eyes grew wide as she took in the blue and black themed outfit, complete with ninja sandals and fishnet gloves.
"Why the hell am I color-themed like Sasuke-chan?!"
"Quit calling me –chan! And. Who. Are. You!?" Sasuke yelled right back.
"Whoa. She got emo boy to lose his cool," Naruto commented to Sakura and Kakashi.
"I. Am. Not. Emo. And. Am. Not. Losing. My Cool!!!" Sasuke snarled.
Naruto sweat-dropped and backed away, to make the crazy sign no jutsu.
"You are emo and losing your cool…and why am I wearing this outfit?" The brunette voiced as she also looked down at her crimson red, brown outfit complete with fishnets and katana strapped to her side.
"To answer your question Sasuke-chan," as she stuck her tongue out at him, "You may call me Silver and my cohort Arya. We are from a different universe I'm guessing. Or we really did have too much sake last night."
All four of Team 7 sweat-dropped and backed away slowly.
"So that means you two are aliens right?" shouted Naruto excitedly.
This time Arya and Silver sweat-dropped as they shook their heads no.
"So just how did you get here?" Sakura questioned.
The two thought for a minute. And another minute. A few minutes later they both said, "No clue."
"So…Silver is it?" asked Sasuke.
"That's –sama to you snake boy," Silver snapped. Sasuke began to twitch, thinking: Snakes. Why snakes? Silver just started laughing at him as she started down a random trail she picked. Arya stood there for a moment and then started off after her. Team 7 having nothing else to do, since their training was rudely interrupted, also followed.
"Silver how do you really think we got here?" Arya asked glancing back to make sure Team 7 wasn't listening in.
"Because my love for Gaara-san pulled us here, that's why. It's destiny!" Silver stated throwing her fist into the air.
"Right," Arya muttered smacking Silver in the back of the head, "Idiot."
"Abuse!! That's all I get! Abuse!!" Silver cried spewing anime tears.
"Anyways, where are we gonna to stay?"
"We'll room with Kakashi-sensei!" Declared Silver.
"Uh-huh, now why would we want to stay with him?"
"Because he's hot dammit!"
"No he's not. Definitely not."
"O.O YES HE IS!"
"Sasuke wins hands down!"
"Sasuke-chan is girlier than Kakashi-sensei!!"
Two kunais whizzed in between them making them stop momentarily. They both turned to see both Sasuke and Sakura looking furious and Kakashi and Naruto are both O.O.
"What the hell was that for?" Arya growled at them.
"Sasuke-
"I-
"Is-
"Am-
"NOT GIRLY!" Sakura and Sasuke spewed out.
"I didn't say you were girly idiots. Silver did."
"Thanks a lot Arya. Now they're going to try and kill me."
"Now, now kids. Don't squabble." Kakashi finally said.
Silver looked over at Kakashi with an evil gleam in her eyes. Kakashi, reading his book, seemed to not notice the scary look he was currently getting.
"It's glomping time!" Silver shouted running over. And...well- glomped Kakashi.
"Uhhh… What are you doing?" he asked looking at her.
"I just felt the sudden urge to hug you. You're hot!" Silver exclaimed grinning up at Kakashi.
Kakashi just froze, Arya sweat-dropped and the rest of Team 7 went O.O.
"Y-Y-You think Kakashi-sensei is hot?!" Sakura exclaimed disbelievingly. As Inner Sakura screamed "I want to glomp him too!!"
"Creepy…" Sasuke muttered while shuddering remembering the glomping of his many fan girls in Konoha.
"Cool! We finally found Kakashi-sensei a girl!" Naruto exclaimed.
"What?! No!" Silver cried letting go of Kakashi, "My heart lies with Gaara-san!"
"WHAT?!?" All of Team 7 shouted.
"You know Silver; you shouldn't say things like that. It creeps people out. Remember book 15?" Arya sighed.
"It wasn't Gaara-san's fault! He tried! He's misunderstood! It's all that damn Shukaku's fault! All he wants is love! Oh, and cookies of course."
All of Team7 did a major sweat-drop.
In unison Sakura, Naruto, and Sasuke remarked, "So you just glomped Kakashi because you thought he was hot?"
"Yup!" Silver replied grinning.
"And what about Gaara wanting cookies?!?" The unified trio added.
"Gaara-san might not want that information clarified to his rivals. My mouth is shut."
"I know this is fun and all but team we need to head back to the village now."
"What's going to happen to us?!" Silver cried.
"You can die." Sasuke said venomously.
"Ooooo not good Sasuke-chan! Don't already be going to the snakes."
Sasuke started twitching again: Why is it snakes? Why not bears? Or even bunnies? Why snakes
"You know how Sasuke is always mean and prideful." Arya commented to Silver. Silver nodded her head in agreement, as Sasuke got an anger vein and clenched his shaking fist.
"Are you trying not to punch us Sasuke-chan?" Silver asked innocently.
"YES I AM! GOD YOU'RE MORE ANNOYING THAN SAKURA." Sasuke exploded.
"S-Sasuke-kun…" Sakura sniffed.
Sasuke whirled to face her.
"Oh…Uh…I was talking about another Sakura. Yeah! That's it!"
That was when Inner Sakura kicked in.
"Oh really. Is there another Ino too? Any other girls you want me to know about Sasuke-kun?!" Sakura said getting this gleam in her eye.
Sasuke sweat-dropped as Silver yelled, "You punch him Sakura! He's deserved it for a while now!"
"Shut up Silver!" Sasuke yelled looking a bit scared as Sakura's eyes continued to gleam.
"That is –Sama to you EMO boy!!"
"AH SCREW YOU ALL!"
And with those lovely last words Sasuke ran back to the village.
"Well he left quickly." Arya proclaimed.
"HAHA!! I TOTALLY RULE!!! I MADE SASUKE SAY 'SCREW YOU ALL'!!!" Silver screamed happily while jumping up and down.
"I told you to get de-café at Starbucks."
"What's a Starbucks?" Naruto asked scratching his head.
Sakura still had a gleam in her eye and Arya finally noticed Kakashi was...
Was what?! Will we ever know? Do you even care?! You will have to wait till chapter 2!! MUHAHA I AM SO EVIL OH SO EVIL AND…uh ABUSED!! If you can't tell by now it's me Silver! And yes I call sasuke-chan, sasuke-CHAN!! TAKE THAT BOY-WHO-HAS-SOMETHING-SHOVED-UP-HIS-BUTT!!!
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Bad Silver! Will Naruto ever find out what a Starbucks is? And where will we stay? Du Du Duuunnnnn!!!! And she is not abused! Well maybe a little…. And you know what Silver? What? Kakashi is not hot!!!!!! Haha… Oh you are so cruel! He is too and you know it!! Anyways this was made by two crazy girls who love the series Naruto. And yeah we made this at like 2 -4am. AFTER A ROCK OUT CONCERT!!! WOO!!! XD is so hyper she doesn't know how scary she is being Awesome concert!!! Yeah! We need Starbucks right now… See ya!!