Author's Note: I honestly don't know where some of these ideas come from but here is the weirdest idea I've written as a story in a long time. I clearly don't own Spongebob Squarepants.
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Well it's clearly not Spongebob Squarepants. It's more like Spongebut Dookiepants. What am I talking about? Well let me explain.
It all began as a normal day for our mighty hero Mr. Squarepants. He was heading to work on the oddly enjoyable job known as the Krusty Krab or at least it was if you weren't a Squidward. You see Spongebob was such an obsessive workaholic that he never stopped while on the job not even to use the bathroom. It's a simple puzzle where this is going. You see Mr. Squarepants- let's just say went number two all over himself.
He tried to hide it, but the lingering smell ruined that. Some were beginning to notice. Squidward with his big nose was the first. Though, at first, he couldn't quite place where the smell was coming from.
"What is that awful smell?" He asked.
Spongebob knew what was next. Squidward would be able to figure it out and that would lead to total humiliation. He thought quick and hid in the freezer room. Squidward was smart enough to get what happened. He immediately went to gloat about it to his superior.
"Guess what Spongebob did?" Squidward asked Mr. Krabs.
"I don't know Mr. Squidward, but can you make it quick? I'm trying to count me money." Mr. Krabs replied.
"He went to the bathroom in his pants!" Squidward shouted and then laughed hysterically.
"Oh brother. Where is the boy now?"
"Hiding in the freezer."
Mr. Krabs sighed and went to confront the poor workaholic.
"I know what happened boy. Open up and come out." Mr. Krabs coaxed.
"Okay, sir." Spongebob said dismayed and embarrassed.
"Go home and change. That's an order."
"I can't, Mr. Krabs. Who will run the grill?"
"Squidward or I can do that and I can't have you stinking up the place."
"Okay, sir."
And on that day our mighty hero fell from grace and went home. Forever to be known as to Squidward as Spongebut Dookiepants.
Author's Note: A short silly make fun story. So please don't take offense to it. This was purely just for laughs. Review please. It encourages me to write more.