Naruto ½
A/N Story credit goes to DarkZX alone. He kindly gave me the rough storyline, but I changed it a bit…enjoy!
"Speech"
'Thought'
"Kyubi speech"
'Kyubi Thought'
Jutsu/Bloodline
Takes place after the Chunin exams
Uzumaki Naruto missed the old man terribly. His funeral was yesterday, plus Sasuke was in the hospital, due to the teme's injuries against Gaara. To properly mourn, he wanted to be assigned a mission. Fortunately, Jiraiya had a mission
"Naruto, pack your bags." Said Jiraiya upon catching sight of him at Ichiraku's. Naruto had just finished his tenth bowl.
"Why?" Asked Naruto as he slurped up the broth.
"The council elders have decided that I am to be the fifth."
Naruto nearly choked.
"But I refused, so instead, I have been assigned to locate a certain someone…someone who is a former student of Sarutobi-sensei and another sannin, Tsunade, also known as the best medical ninja in existence. I requested that you come with me."
"I'll go, but on one condition."
"Really? And what's that reason?"
"Bring Haruno Sakura, because of this Tsunade person is as great a medical ninja as you say, she'll be able to help Sasuke. 'Plus I can get some alone time with Sakura while the teme is in the hospital.'
Jiraiya shakes his head. 'That dunce…doesn't he realize that the Hyuga heiress, Hinata has a major crush on him?"
"Fine, but Hinata is coming too."
"Alright, but I don't see why she has to go."
"Her clan's Byakugan (White Eye) could really help us." 'That and she has a terrific body for my research!'
"Fair enough…when do we leave?"
"In thirty minutes."
"Ok."
The group got a tip that Tsunade was near a place called Jusenkyo, so the group of four traveled there first.
"This is a good spot for some sparring. Sakura, you and Hinata will try to knock Naruto into the spring." What Jiraiya failed to notice, was the sign right behind him that warned of these cursed springs.
Hinata, with her Byakugan active, noticed the sign and pointed it out to Jiraiya.
"What? That's just superstition." Jiraiya hoped.
After Naruto noticed the sign, he tried his best not to fall into one of the supposedly cursed springs. Unfortunately, due to negligence on his part, Naruto lost his balance and fell into one of the multiple springs.
"Oh no!" Said someone who had just appeared out of nowhere. "Sir." The man said, turning to Jiraiya. "Didn't you read that sign?"
"That sign? I thought it was superstition."
"No no no! The springs are very real." The caretaker of the springs said in a somewhat sarcastic tone of voice, as he looks to where the blonde fell into the spring. "That's the spring of drowned girl. Now that person will be a girl!"
"Nani?" Said Jiraiya, Hinata, and Sakura.
Jiraiya get's over the shock first. "Is there a way to change him er her back into a guy?"
"Yes, but it's only temporary. If she is splashed with cold water, the curse will be activated and the person will become a girl. However, there is a flip side to this. If she is splashed with hot water, the curse will be reversed and she will be a boy again.
The drenched Naruto climbed out of the spring with a slimmer waist and an hourglass shaped figure.
"What happened? Said Naruto in an airy voice…before gasping.
"WHAT HAPPENED TO MY VOICE!" Naruto looked down. "AND MY BODY!"
"Ano…look in a mirror…here." Out of nowhere, Hinata pulls out a mirror.
"Is this…real?"
Naruto looked like a clothed version of his Oiroke no Jutsu (Sexy no Jutsu) state, but since that jutsu showed a female Naruto when she was an adult, Naruto now looked like her as a teenage girl. His normal outfit remained unchanged.
"I'm a…girl?" 'Now what will Sakura think of me?'
"You feel into the spring of drowned girl…" Began Jiraiya.
Naruto finds herself in front of a dozing Kyubi's cage.
"Yawn so kit…what did I miss?" Kyubi asks as it blinks, then stares at Naruto.
"…"
"If you must know, I fell into the Jusenkyo springs."
"HAHAHAHAHA! Let me guess, you fell into the spring of drowned girl." Said Kyubi, obviously enjoying this.
"Gee, what gave that away?" Naruto said sarcastically.
At this, Kyubi fell on its side, holding its belly, and laughing its ass off.
"Oh please, it's not that funny…"
"Which means…that whenever you're splashed with cold water, you enter into this form, a girl. However, if you got splashed with hot water, then you go back to being a boy." Said the caretaker. "Now you're a girl, what should we call you?" Finished Jiraiya.
"Just call me Naruko, since that was the name that I went by in my Oiroke no Jutsustate. Of course, whenever I transforminto her not as a prank, she is wearing clothes. "
All this time, Hinata is poking her fingers out of nervousness.
'Naruto-kun-no Naruko-chan is a girl now…so why do I still find her attractive?'
Hinata was a bisexual, but she didn't know it. Sakura, meanwhile, stopped gaping and started laughing, but unfortunately, she fell into another cursed spring, due to wind currents being too strong.
The caretaker looks to where the pink haired girl fell. To his surprise, he couldn't recall which curse the spring had.
Sakura emerged from the spring very mad…for no apparent reason. She proceeded to pummel Naruko to a pulp, while Jiraiya and Hinata searched for hot water and a bucket.
'Eureka! Now to see which curse it is!' Thought Jiraiya as he proceeded to pour the hot water over the cursed Sakura and Naruko. Naruko turned back to Naruto upon contact with the water, while Sakura appeared dazed.
"What…what happened?" Asked a confused Sakura.
"You fell…" Deadpanned Jiraiya.
"Into this unknown spring…" Continued the caretaker. "Henceforth, it shall be known as the spring of the drowned banshee."
"The WHAT?" Said a mildly mad Sakura.
Naruto and Jiraiya proceeded to both fall over, holding their sides while laughing there asses off. Luckily, they didn't fall into another spring. Hinata managed to restrain herself from outright laughing, but giggled silently to herself instead.
'It's a very fitting name.' Thought a still laughing Naruto.
"What's wrong with me?" Asked Sakura in a surprisingly calm tone of voice.
"The angry part of you must have gone to your banshee side." Said Naruto, before laughing again.
"…" Said Sakura, before getting slightly mad and submerging herself in the spring, becoming enraged once more.
SNAP CRACKLE POP!
Naruto stopped laughing, and turned to face the banshee in Sakura once more, but this banshee had hair that was ON FIRE!
'Uh oh…' Naruto started running as fast as he could away from the banshee, but she kept up with him easily.
"I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!'
The banshee nearly caught up with Naruto. Out of desperation, Naruto grabbed a random bucket full of water and poured it over Sakura. It was hot water, reverting Sakura to her calm self.
'I hate to be the shinobi that pisses her off…' Thought Naruto.
'Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.' Thought Jiraiya, making a mental note to himself not to piss her off, or let her near cold water.
'On the other hand, I think enemy mist ninja would be reluctant to hit her with a Suitonjutsu upon finding this out…'
The group of four finally left Jusenkyo and traveled to a nearby castle town that could be seen upon entering the land…but the castle wasn't there!
After a passerby warned the group of a giant snake, Jiraiya, Naruto, Hinata, and Sakura ran toward the castle remains, but they were too late. The snake that demolished the castle was long gone, and Tsunade, who was obviously there because of a hole in the wall, was nowhere to be found.
"Let's go to town. Tsunade may still be there."
The group of four searched all day. When evening fell, Jiraiya took the three to get dinner…at a local bar.
"We're too young to drink!" Said Sakura.
"Relax…bars serve good food, and are also an ideal place to gather information. Just don't order any cold water."
Upon entering the bar, Jiraiya spotted a woman with blond hair. The women also noticed him.
"J-Jiraiya?"
"Tsunade!"
Today being April Fools day, I thought that people would enjoy reading this. This will be updated whenever I feel like it, which means it can be updated the beginning of summer, x-mas, I have no idea about this stories updates…unless I finish my current story Legend of Namikaze. Please read and review both. Laterz
White Eye