Kyou (that'd be me): Alright! From now on in all my fanfics, I'm doing that little introduction that includes characters from the fic! it just seemed kawaii on other fics, so I wanted to try it...
Ichigo: Whatever! Just get on with the GODDAMN story!
Kyou: Jeez, what's up your ass?!
Uryuu: That's my cue!
Ichigo: Wha-wha?!
Kurosaki Uryuu! Or Ishida Ichigo?!
Summary: Ichigo wants Uryuu. Uryuu wants Ichigo. Renji wants Uryuu. Shuuhei wants Ichigo. How will this all turn out?! IchiXUryu, UryuXRen. IchiXShuu. Bad Language every now & then. Y-a-o-i. Don't like, don't read! More pairings if I say so.
Disclaimer: I don't own Bleach or the characters.
Ichigo, asleep, in his terms, had the best dream ever.
"Uryuu, why the hell do you have to be so tight?", Ichigo asked as he thrust in faster.
"Why do you have to be such a bitch about it? Just fuck me!", Uryuu yelled, the annoyance clear in his voice.
"Uh-huh! G-g-gotcha", Ichigo replied, thrusting in harder & slower this time. He looked at Uryuu's member, not being fondled with in any way. Ichigo grabbed it & started pumping the blue-haired teen. He wasn't coordinated with his work, thrusting in at one moment, then stroking Uryuu the next.
"Its better if you thrust in & pump me at the same time Kurosaki", Uryuu said, breaking the silence. He looked at Ichigo's face. His eyes were closed, his mouth open, moaning every now & then. It was clear Ichigo was focusing.
"Its my first time. Give me a break. I'm not a sex freak, unlike someone here", Ichigo said. Uryuu wasn't hurt at all by Ichigo's comment. In fact, it was true. It was in every single thought. However, Uryuu had no more time to think. His climax was coming, & he wanted to wait for Ichigo. He didn't just lust after Ichigo, he liked him a lot. He wasn't near love, but he was sure he'd reach it someday.
"K-kurosaki, I'm gonna...", Uryuu tried to say.
"Go. I'm there too. And please, call me Ichigo. I don't like it when you call me Kurosaki. Aren't we close enough?", Ichigo said sarcastically. Taking Ichigo's words, Uryuu did come. A few thrusts later, Ichigo did too. Ichigo pulled out of Uryuu gently. He didn't want to hurt his lover.
"Next time, I'm seme", Uryuu said. Ichigo laughed at this.
Ichigo woke up in the middle of the night, his member fully erect. 'Damn. Guess I better give myself what I want', Ichigo thought. With that, Ichigo touched himself & quietly moaned until he came.
The school day was over. 'Thank God', Ichigo thought. The said orange-head packed up his things & decided to go home, had Orihime not approach him & asked if he wanted to eat lunch with her, Tatsuki, Chad, Chizuru, Keigo, Mizuiro, &...Uryuu. 'How long has it been? Ever since the Soul Society, I've wanted Uryuu so badly. Damn. I've got a feeling this is gonna be a pain in the ass, so I won't go.' Ichigo told Orihime that he was tired & that he just wanted to go home, but his stomach decided to growl ferociously at that moment. Everyone in the room heard it. Luckily, it was only the group Orihime orchestrated to go eat outside.
"Your stomach growled! That's proof you're hungry!", Orihime shouted out cheerfully.
"Honestly Kurosaki. You need to eat. That growl wasn't...human", Uryuu arrogantly commented.
It was true, Ichigo did need to eat. He hadn't got much sleep due to constant hollows, so he slept in most of the time. Luckily Yuzu woke him up early enough to get ready for school. For two whole months, Ichigo skipped breakfast. It wasn't the healthiest thing in the world, as Uryuu pointed out. 'Why'd he have to say it so fucking arrogantly?', Ichigo thought.
"Kurosaki, are you coming?", Uryuu asked. It really wasn't nice to talk to someone you've liked for a while like that, but Uryuu hurt himself while he was sewing earlier, so he wasn't exactly in a good mood. By the time Ichigo snapped back into reality, almost everyone (Uryuu was left in the classroom) was gone.
"W-where the hell'd everybody go?", Ichigo asked hesitantly. Being in the same room with Uryuu was killing him. He just wanted to jump ontop of Uryuu & kiss him violently. He'd long for Uryuu for a while now. He'd even resort to touching himself at night. It was a bad habit to get into, but he had no other way to get rid of his desires.
"Kurosaki! Stop spacing out me!", Uryuu yelled. He REALLY wasn't in a good mood. 'Ichigo's cute & all, but he can be really weird sometimes. I guess he picks up after his father. The bastard!', Ichigo thought. He was handling being in the same room with Ichigo pretty well. He loved the thought of just jumping ontop of Ichigo, but he had something called p-r-i-d-e, something Ichigo apparently lacked.
"I'm coming", Ichigo said nicely. 'Now if only he was underneath me & I was inside him...', Ichigo thought. Ichigo walked towards Uryuu, who fixed his glasses with his slim middle finger. Tatsuki suddenly burst into the room.
"The hell's taking you so long!?", she yelled. Ichigo & Uryuu stayed silent as they walked out of the room with her. If she could reach 2nd Place in the Karate Nationals with a broken arm, she was scarier than a hollow when she gets mad.
The eight of them finished their lunch at a local ramen shop & started to walk home. It wasn't the best restaurant, but it was cheap, & Ichigo was very cheap.
"So Uryuu, can I see your newest sewing project?", Orihime asked with a smile on her face, her eyes closed. Uryuu stopped dead in his tracks & clenched in his fists. Ichigo didn't really like that sight of Uryuu, but it was h-o-t. Ichigo, with his oh-so-nice personality, asked what was wrong.
"Nothing Kurosaki. I just...", Uryuu trailed off. He continued his story, telling everybody that he hurt himself & screwed up his entire work, causing him to start all over again. 'Why did Kurosaki ask what was wrong? Awfully suspicious for him...', Uryuu thought. Orihime, Tatsuki, & Chizuru decided to go to the mall, while Keigo forced Mizuiro & Chad to be his 'wingmen' when he spotted three delightful women on the street. 'What does Keigo see in women?', Ichigo asked himself. When the other six left, Ichigo was left alone with Uryuu...again.
"So Uryuu, want to do anything?", Ichigo asked, turning his attention to the slightly smaller teen.
"Why do you ask Kurosaki?", Uryuu said with a bit of pride in it.
"I'm just asking. If you don't wanna hang out with me, then fine", Ichigo said. He was a little hurt at Uryuu's last sentence. Ichigo started walking away, but Uryuu decided to make the first move.
"Go out with me", Uryuu said, grabbing Ichigo's wrist.
"Wh-what?", Ichigo asked. He was suprised at Uryuu's demand. He wasn't going to say no (of course not!), but he didn't want to seem too eager either.
"You heard me, Kurosaki. I want to go out with you. I doubt you have anything better to do", Uryuu said.
"What the hell does that mean?!", Ichigo asked, wanting to find out Uryuu's answer.
"Nevermind Kurosaki. Will you go out with me or what?"
"Fine. But only if you call me Ichigo. I don't like being called Kurosaki", Ichigo demanded.
"I swear. You are weird. Who cares if someone calls you by your surname?", Uryuu asked.
"I do. I'm only going out with you if you call me Ichigo", Ichigo said, crossing his arms, closing his eyes, & turning his head to the side.
"F-fine. I'll pick you up at seven tonight, Ichigo", Uryuu said, the 'Ichigo' in his sentence stressed out to have an irritated effect. Finishing the conversation, Uryuu walked away, waving his hand in the process to say goodbye to Ichigo. Ichigo walked away too, ecstatic to finally have a date with Uryuu.
-TBC-
Kyou: So, what'd you think? Was the little yaoi scene in the beginning good? It was my first time writing something graphic like that.
Ichigo: I liked it!
Uryuu: Why am I uke? I'm not letting Kurosaki be seme! No chance in hell!
Ichigo: It's Ichigo! I'm going out with you if you call me Kurosaki!
Uryuu: Ugh! Fine!
Kyou: Calm down. You get to be seme next time. Please Review! It helps if I get your criticism to make this story better!