AN: Special fangz (get it, coz Im goffik) 2 my gf (ew not in that way) phasma, bloodytearz666 4 helpin me wif da story and spelling. U rok! Snoke ur da luv of my deprzzing life u rok 2! MCR ROX!
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Hi my name is Kylo Ren Dark'ness Dementia Way and I have long ebony black hair and dark brown eyes dark like my soul and a lot of people tell me I look like severus snape (AN: if u don't know who he is get da hell out of here!). I'm not related to Gerard Way but I wish I was because he's a major fucking hottie. I'm force sensitive but I'm not a stupid jedi. I have pale white skin. I am in the first order. I'm a goth (in case you couldn't tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black dress, black gloves, black shoes and a cool mask. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and black eye shadow. I was walking inside the starkiller base. It was dark because it's space, which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.
"Hey Kylo Ren!" shouted a voice. I looked up. It was…. Darth Vader!
"What's up Darth Vader?" I asked.
"Nothing." he said shyly.
But then, I heard my friends call me and I had to go away.
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AN: IS it good? PLZ tell me fangz!