Disclaimer: We do not own any of the characters and places in this fan fiction they all belong to J.K Rowling. We're just improvising ;)
Prologue:
Harry Potter 'The boy who lived' led an unexpectedly happy life.
Born and brought up with a pack of wolves in the forests of India, Harry soon learned the way of the wild along with friendly and guiding figures Bhaloo the bear and Bagheera the panther….
Oh! Wait! Wrong story!
It was a dark foggy night in Privet Drive where a cat sat in wait for a long bearded professor.
"Damn my lighter isn't working" grumbled Dumbledore he looked up at the lit street.
"Stealing are we?" said McGonagall turning human and catching Dumbledore in the act of stealing light from the street.
"What? No!" said Dumbledore shoving the lighter in his pocket. "I was just making sure no one caught us!"
Suddenly a mouse passed by them. Professor McGonagall hurriedly went on all fours and started chasing it excitedly.
"Err… Professor?" asked Dumbledore"Oh sorry, I get confused", said McGonagall embarrassed getting up.
Suddenly a loud roar was heard and a flying bike was seen in the sky.
"Woohoooo! Check me out!" cried Hagrid flinging his arms to the sky "Oh yeah!"
The people living on the street woke up and came out yelling curses at the noise that woke them up.
"Quick we need a distraction!" yelled Dumbledore. He flung his beard over his shoulder and started belly dancing on the street. "Come on join me! Just like we used to!" he told McGonagal.
"Um maybe later Professor" she mumbled embarrassed.
As soon as the people went in Hagrid landed. He handed over the baby to McGonagall.
"Oh what a- wait what's that mark?" asked McGonagall pointing to the lightning shaped scar on the babys forehead.
"Yea that's a symbol that Voldemort left on him marking him as the chosen one." said Dumbledore knowingly.
"Yea… it had nothing to do with half giant practicing his tattooing skills" said Hagrid nervously.
Dumbledore placed the baby on the porch and decided to play a prank on the Dursleys.
He rang the doorbell, ran and hid in the bushes giggling.
Mrs. Dursley opened the door "What who's there?"
"Trick or treat!" said Hagrid enthusiastically.
"What! It's a Monster! Aahh! A monster!" She took out a broom and started hitting Hagrid.
"Ma'am! I would appreciate it if u didn't call me a monster!" said Hagrid running away. "Just gimme the candy lady!"
Authors Note:
Hey guys! this is a complete Parody on the first book of Harry potter. It's our (Aisya and Beef) first time writing a fan fiction so please review and tell us what you think we will soon add the next few chapters! From both of us bye for now!