There was certain things Sasuke could accept in life. Like him being the last Uchiha alive, or that he would always constantly be surrounded by fan girls giving him gifts like tea cups or on rare occasions their bras.
He could accept that his team mate Naruto was a complete idiot at times, and he could also accept when he constantly drained his wallet at Ichiraku's when he was the one that offered for him to come in the first place.
But being woken up at 2:00 in the morning by a screaming Naruto begging him to come to his house asap because it was some type of emergency only to find out when he got there that the emergency was he had ran out of ramen noodles was not one of those things.
"So let me get this straight dobe." Sasuke said in an oddly calm voice.
Naruto nodded sitting crossed ways on his couch.
"You called me up at 2 in the morning screaming bloody murder over the phone like you were getting ready to meet death's door because you ran out of ramen noodle packages?" Sasuke inwardly seethed.
Naruto nodded.
"No I don't think you get it." Sasuke said through gritted teeth.
"You had me get up out of my warm cozy bed, rush over to your house without even grabbing pants to put on because I thought you were getting killed, only to say that you ran out of ramen noodle packages." Sasuke's anger inflamed.
Naruto nodded again.
"NO, I don't think you understand..." Sasuke deeply breathed.
"YOU HAD ME GET UP OUT OF MY WARM COZY BED, AT TWO O'CLOCK IN THE MORNING, RUN OVER TO YOUR HOUSE WITH NO PANTS, IN THE POURING RAIN, BREAK DOWN YOUR DOOR THINKING YOU WERE ABOUT TO DIE ONLY FOR YOU TO SAY THAT THE EMERGENCY WAS YOU RAN OUT OF RAMEN NOODLE PACKAGES!?" Sasuke was now shouting causing Naruto to flinch.
"Yes I did." He meekly spoke.
"And WHY did you do that?" Sasuke said rubbing his temples because now he was having a headache.
"Because if I had of told you the reason you wouldn't have gotten up and gotten here so fast." He reasoned.
". . . . ."
"If it's any consolation I really like your rubber ducky underwear." Naruto meekly spoke.
". . . . "
". . . . "
"What on earth happened in here!?" A voice said from the door way breaking the quiet pause.
"Oh hi Mr. Landlord." Naruto nervously laughed.
"I had gotten complaints that there was some type of ruckus and now I see why." The Landlord angrily fumed looking at the condition the door and wall around the door frame was in and then at the two boys in their underwear.
His face reddened at the sight and then he shook his head in absolute disgust.
"It's not like that..." Sasuke tried to interject but it fell on deaf ears.
"I don't care what you two do in your free time, but you have until tomorrow to fix this door! Oh and here's a ticket from the police, they got complaints from the other residence about a disturbance of the peace." The Landlord handed Sasuke the ticket since he was pretty sure he was the one that caused it.
"Oh and nice underwear." The landlord laughed at Sasuke as he made his way out the door.
"Naruto.." Sasuke calmy breathed.
"Yes chicken head?" Naruto blinked realizing that now was probably not the time for jokes.
"Run." He simply said.
"Does that mean we aren't getting the ramen?" Naruto said not hearing him.
"RUN!" Sasuke angrily yelled suddenly chasing Naruto as Naruto ran out the house in nothing but his under wear as well and now two men were running down the street in their underwear causing more ruckus then before.
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LOL hey guys! x) Hoped you like this little humoress story I decided to write about Naruto and Sasuke :D Poor Sasuke we can only imagine what the Landlord was thinking about the two of them. xD And this is not to offend anyone if you are of the lgbt community :) We all have are preferences and no one should be judgemental of anybody.