Hi! This is my first DW fic. I was re-watching Tooth & Claw and looking at the way the Doctor kept on hitting the TARDIS. Would she really love him that much with his knack for hurting her?
The TARDIS loves the Doctor. We all know that. She's a sentient being, so she wouldn't let him operate her if she didn't... right? And she's got them out of so many tight spots. She wouldn't do that if she didn't love him... would she? So her knack for getting him and his companions into life-threatening situations has to be an accident.
Wrong.
The TARDIS doesn't love the Doctor at all. He's arrogant and hits her with mallets. Oh, she really hates that. He gets covered with goo and slime and then walks it all through her, just expecting her to clean up after him. Imagine how he would feel if she started walking through HIS body, just dripping undescribable substances throughout, not even once apologizing for it, and then just expecting everything to be fine? And then going around telling everyone how old she is. It's fine for him. He's the one who gets to choose if he wants someone to know that he's over 900 or not. What's a girl to do? You really would have thought he would learn by now. No female over the age of 30 wants her age to be known. The TARDIS is no exception.
She often wishes that she could just kick him out the door and be finished with it. But even though the Doctor stole her, her programming still stays she has to keep him safe while he's inside her. So she takes him to the most hazardous places in all the universes. Of course, she has to make it look inconspicious, so she has to mix in a few safe planets. But she's lucky. The universe she is usually stuck in is probably the most perilous of them all.
She was so happy when the Master stole her. She thought she was finally rid of him. But the Doctor just HAD to go and "save" her, didn't he. He didn't once think that perhaps she preferred being used to help with the end of the world to being stuck with Him.
Of course, how do I know all this about her? I found out when I became Bad Wolf. Of course, I'm physically unable to tell Him. That's one of the reasons I'm stuck in the parallel universe. That's her doing. You know, I didn't become Bad Wolf to save him. She was hoping that I would die before I could save him. Kill two birds with one stone. So now, I have a human Doctor who spends his time wanting to be with the TARDIS and I can't even tell him that she hates him. Wow. So much fun, I can tell you.
Haha, yeah. Told from Rose's POV. Review and tell me what you think please!