Very Funny
Hello, hope you are having a good day. This is after season 3 of Blue Bloods. It's mainly humor. Hope you like it.
It was the day of the trip to the beach. Everyone was busy except Jamie who was on the couch sleeping. Frank came into the living room and sighed. He took a book and dropped it on Jamie's stomach. Jamie groaned and put the book on the floor.
"Jamie, you could be helping us and not just sleep." Frank sighed.
"I'm tired. I just want to sleep. Danny won't let me sleep in the car." Jamie replied.
"Fine."
Then Nikki came in. She saw Jamie and poked him. Jamie groaned and opened his eyes.
"What, Nikki?" Jamie asked.
"It's time to go." Nikki answered. So Nikki and Jamie went outside.
"Nikki, Sean, and Jack, get in the back of the van." Danny ordered. So the three did. Then Jamie and Danny got in the van. Linda and Frank got in the front. Henry and Erin got in the other car. They went on the road. Sean leaned forward and tapped Danny's shoulder. He made it seem like Jamie did it. "What do you want, Jamie?"
"Nothing. I don't even want to talk to you right now." Jamie answered.
"Then why did you tap me on the shoulder?"
"I didn't."
A few minutes later, Sean did it again. Danny turned to Jamie who was trying to sleep.
"What now?" Danny yelled.
"Nothing. You're imagining things. Now shut up and let me sleep." Jamie shouted. Frank took his hand and hit Jamie on the thigh. Then he did the same to Danny.
"Stop it both of you." Frank ordered. "And Danny, Sean was doing it not Jamie." Danny looked behind him at Sean. Jamie tried not to laugh.
"That was a nice trick, Sean." Jamie chuckled.
"Yeah but don't do it again." Danny replied.
"Yes, sir." Sean whispered. Jamie and Danny smiled at each other.
"Jamie, get some rest. I know you haven't been sleeping because of Vinny's death." Frank suggested.
"I'm trying but I can't." Jamie sighed. Jamie ajusted his pillow and tried to sleep. When Danny thought Jamie was asleep, he poured water on Jamie. "What the heck, Danny?" Jamie sat up and tried to dry himself.
"I thought you were asleep." Danny answered.
"Well, now you know. Now let me rest."
Danny sighed and looked at the window. Nikki tapped Jamie's shoulder. Jamie turned around to face Nikki. Nikki gave Jamie a bottle of soda. She made a few signs. Jamie nodded and opened the bottle of soda. Then he poured it on Danny. Danny started gasping and freaking out. Jamie and the three kids laughed.
"What was that for, Jamie?" Danny asked.
"Payback." Jamie replied.
"Yeah but with soda? Come on, Jamie."
"Well, you did ask for it." Frank pointed out.
"Haha. Thanks. How long till we stop? I need to change my shirt."
"A few hours."
"What? By then I'll stink. I'll be all sticky."
"Then next time don't mess with your depressed and traumatized brother." Linda said.
"I'm not depressed or traumatized." Jamie defended.
"Yes, you are. I know a lot of things. You are depressed, traumatized, and insomniac. It's ok. We understand."
"Just don't baby me, ok? I hate it."
"We won't. I'll tell Erin not to baby you but if your father or Pop do it, it's because someone has to."
"Jamie, when we get to the house, I'm going to need your help." Frank said.
"Ok." Jamie sighed.
"At least you get to help dad. I on the other hand have to help the women, Gramps, and kids." Danny mumbled.
"That's because you're a girl."
"If I'm a girl then you're a baby."
Jamie sat up and elbowed Danny in the ribs.
"Ow, kid. What was that for?" Danny asked.
"For being annoying." Jamie mumbled. Jamie tried to rest. Nikki saw that Jamie paled in a few seconds.
"Uncle Jamie, are you ok?" Nikki asked.
"I'm fine. Just tired."
"Uncle Jamie, are you sure? I just saw you pale a bit."
"I'm sure. I just need to rest."
Jamie felt dizzy and tried to control his breathing. Frank heard Jamie.
"Jamie, if you're ok, then why are you trying to control your breathing?" Frank wondered.
"I'm just dizzy." Jamie panted. Then he felt faint and groaned as a wave of nausea hit him. "I think I'm going to be sick."
"Looks like someone got car sick."
"I'll find a gas station. Nikki, text your mom and tell what we're planning on doing." Linda said.
"Ok." Nikki replied. Nikki did as she was told. They stopped at a gas station. Frank got out of the van and opened Jamie's door. He put a hand on Jamie's forehead.
"You're sweaty but you don't have a fever." Frank sighed. Jamie tried not to vomit. Then Linda came over with a thrash bag. She gave it to Jamie. Jamie groaned and then vomited into the thrash bag. When he was done, he was breathless. Erin and Henry came over.
"Jamie, are you ok? You don't look too good." Erin wondered.
"I feel horrible. I feel a bit better but just barely." Jamie panted.
"Ok. I'm going to get you some water."
So Erin went to get Jamie a bottle of water. Henry looked at Jamie and sighed.
"Looks like you got car sick again." Henry sighed. Jamie groaned.
"My head hurts." Jamie moaned. Then Erin came. She sat down next to Jamie and gave him the bottle of water. Jamie drank as much as he could.
"Guys, come get your lunch." Linda ordered.
"Dad, can you get ours? I want to make sure Jamie's all right." Erin said. Frank nodded.
"Erin, don't think I can eat." Jamie panted.
"You can and you will. You need to."
"Fine."
TBC
This was going to be a one-shot but it would be really long. I will post the next part soon.