I don't own soul eater…
The laughing sun set from the sky, a certain albino kid work up to the smell of his favorite bacon and eggs, but suddenly his vision becomes dark, wondering if he's only dreaming it and the truth is still night time, but the smell of the bacon assuring him that it is day time and when he realize that the thing blocks his eye is a fluffy, smooth and oversize breast of blair, his nose seem can create a pool of blood because of a severe nosebleed due to the slutty cat hover her chest on soul's face. And when he struggle to gets away from the cats seduction his door burst open and there standing maka with a pan and a fiddle:
"soul breakfast-". maka staring to soul and blair and back to soul.
Shit... "look maka I can explain, bla-". Somehow soul manages to escape from the kitten's embrace.
"it okay…I know…" she stares at soul then turn her back and before she proceed to the kitchen. "might as well get up or your food will be cold". She tells him from her shoulder and gone.
Soul jumps up and trying to follow maka, but halts and turn to blair.
"look what you've done blair? I've ruin her first day!" and ran to the kitchen to find his meister.
And when he found her preparing for their breakfast.
"maka that's not what you've think of it…" maka only stare to him and when he saw her green eyes telling to go on. "you know how blair do it to me always-"
"yeah soul…did I told you its okay? and I know…right?" but to him, her tone is too suspicious to believe.
"whats your problem?"
"none really soul, why?"
"why what?" he forgot what he's gonna ask to maka.
"huh? Why what soul?"
"what do you mea-" he figure it out the she's playing dumb to get escape for soul's suspicious. "hey this is endless!, don't play dumb on me maka"
"who's playing dumb here soul?"
"you!"
"you what soul?"
"your playin-… hey you did it again!"
"again what?"
"MAKA!"
Soooorrry its kinda short but if someone wish me to continue this feel free do so.
Thank you!