"Good morning" said Tails to his two spiky backed companions.
"Hiya" said Sonic.
"Fuck off" said Knuckles.
"My who's woke up in a bad mood?" exclaimed Tails, his tails flipping into the air in disgust.
"He had a bad night" said Sonic.
"What happened?" asked Tails.
I said FUCK OFF!" shouted Knuckles.
Sonic and Tails went down stairs and tucked into a nice bowl of Honey Nut Cheerios.
"Hmm tasty and saitsfying" laughed Tails.
"and fortified with vitamins and minerals" chuckled Sonic.
"So what happened" asked Tails.
"I'm not telling" said Sonic "but it was real funny".
Sonic and Tails went about their daily business, collecting rings, destroying insects etc, until they heard Knuckles moving upstairs.
"Think he's coming down?" asked Tails.
"I think so said" Sonic giggling knowing what had happened.
Knuuckles kicked open the door.
"So you big spiky backed knobhead whats wrong?" asked Tails.
"Me and Sonic went out last night to the nightclub and you know what the DJ called me" said Knuckles.
"No" said Tails having not been there at the time.
"Baboon butt" he said "cos my butt is red like a baboon", so all night all I heard was "monkey butt", "monkey butt" from the whole crowd.
On the way home across the street "monkey butt, monkey butt".
In the chip shop "monkey butt, monkey butt"
"Guess what?" said tails giggling slightly "MONKEY BUTT!" at which point he whipped up his tails and flew away.
"Hey Knuckles" shouted Sonic already spinning for a fast get away "Monkey butt"
Knuckles kicked out catching Sonic with his foot sending him crashing into Tails killing them both instantly.
"Ha Ha got you you knobs".
The End