I would like to thank Tailsrulesandthegirlsdrool for helping me write this. He was an awesome co-writer. After reading his "Cliché & Unoriginal" story, I wanted to write my own parody story. We both met with eachother and agreed on one thing, Sonamy is trash. Not only is it trash but, it's cringeworthy, overused, and extremely unoriginal. So let's get started.
Sonamy (Parody)
It started out as a simple day. Sonic was running and enjoying life, like always. Then all of a sudden, Amy Rose came out of nowhere.
"Soniku!" Shouted Amy.
"Oh man, Amy." Said Sonic to himself.
Sonic has always loved Amy, he just never shows it. He then started running away from the happy pink hedgehog. Sonic always ran away from Amy because, he loved her. All guys in the real world run away from a girl that they love. It just makes so much sense. Then Amy started to get sad. That made Sonic sad too. He hated seeing her like this. Even though he's never once shown any signs of liking her, he just loved her so much.
"Sonic please come back." The pink hedgehog begged.
Sonic stopped running, and turned around to face her. He slowly walked up to the saddened hedgehog, and started to kiss her. Amy was surprised by this but, went along with it. The 16 year old and the 12 year old continued to kiss because, there was nothing messed up about that at all.
"Sonic, that was amazing." Said Amy.
"Thanks Ames. I just always run away from you because, I love you so much." Replied the blue hedgehog.
"Oh Sonic, that makes so much sense. I can't even begin to describe how much sense that makes."
"I know Amy, it just makes way too much sense."
"Oh Sonic, let's go on a date because, I love you."
"Oh Amy, that didn't sound cringeworthy one bit. Let's go out and have a good time."
The two of them decided to go to the park for a picnic. It was so relaxing just being with the one that they loved. Then Amy and Sonic saw Tails and Cream. The two of them were on a date as well because, Tailream always exists in Sonamy stories for some reason. Sonic and Amy thought it was so cute how the two of them got together even though they've never showed any form of interest in one another. After their picnic, they went to go see a movie.
"Oh Sonic, this movie is so romantic." Said Amy.
"I know Amy. Me and you going to go see a movie in a Sonamy story is not overused in the slightest." Said Sonic, putting his arm around the 12 year old girl.
The movie was quite romantic. It was a story about a guy and a girl falling in love with each other. The movie was so original, it was almost too much for them to take. Sonic the 16 year old hedgehog loved the 12 year old pink hedgehog so much. After the movie, Sonic walked Amy back to her house.
"Amy that day was amazing." Said Sonic as he kissed her.
"Oh Sonic, I just can't stop saying oh sonic. The writer just can't think of anything else." Replied Amy.
"That's because Sonamy writes are terrible at being original." Said Sonic.
"Oh Sonic, this has just been the most amazing day ever." Said Amy in the most cringeworthy way she could.
"Anyway Ames, I've gotta go now."
"But Sonic, can't you stay with me tonight."
"Why Ames?"
"Because I've been having nightmares. I think I need you to sleep with me."
"You've been having nightmares?"
"Yes nightmares, the most overused reason to get you to sleep with me in a Sonamy story."
"Ok Amy, I'll sleep with you. I love sleeping with little girls."
With that, they both crawled into her bed. The they both cuddled with one another. They loved eachother so much, even though their chemistry is completely off.
"Good night Sonic, I love you." Said Amy.
"Wait is the story ending this early? If it ends this early, then it would seem like no effort was put into the story" Said Sonic.
"Of course no effort was put into the story, it's a Sonamy story after all." Replied Amy.
"Oh yeah, Well I love you too Amy." Said Sonic.
With that, the lovely couple fell asleep in eachothers arms. No fanfic has ever ended like this before. The originality is just so present here. Sonic and Amy just love each other so much. Sonally fans can stick their work up their $$.
There, done with that parody. Though to be honest, you'll probably have a difficult time telling it apart from an ordinary Sonamy story. I hope in the future to make fun of Sonally, Tailream, and Tailsmo as well.