It all started on Friday. I was finally going to ask out my crush. Tweek had been my crush for around five years. I was in fourth grade when I started liking him. I'm in ninth now. Tweek had always had my back, no matter what. He was an adorable over-caffeinated spaz... My over-caffeinated spaz~

I put my stuff in my messy locker and ran to the bus. I normally sat in the back with Clyde, but today, I sat with Tweek. Tweek was twitching a lot today, but when I sat down beside him, he calmed a bit. That's kind of odd...

"Hey Tweek, can I come over to your house tonight? Ruby's been bumming me out all week. She's being a bratty asshole," I told the blonde.

"I'm sure my mom wouldn't mind if you came over, nngh, but you need to help me with the shop," Tweek replied.

Most thought Tweek's twitching was annoying and made it hard to talk to him properly, but I think it is adorable as fuck. Once, Cartman told him that his twitches make him look like he has a dildo up is ass, so I punched him straight in the jaw. Nobody fucks with my Tweekers.

I let my thoughts fog up my mind until the bus came to a stop at Tweek's house. His parents were at the coffee shop working so we were both home alone. That'll make my plan easier.

"Let me show you around, Craig," Tweek said as his left eye twitched. (So fucking cute!)

He showed me the where the kitchen, bathroom, living room, and rooms are. He then lead me to his room and told me about the supposed
"underpants gnomes."

"The gnomes-AGH!-they come into my room at night and steal all of my underpants-GAH!" Tweek explained with his cute twitches.
"What if one of them tries to-AGH!-take the underwear that I'm wearing to sleep or something! AHHH!"

I then remembered the plan and popped some mints into my mouth while he wasn't looking.

"Tell me about these gnomes again, Tweekers?" I said with a smirk.

"Since when do you call me Tweekers?" he said with a confused expression.

"Since today," I said with an even larger smirk.

"Anyway, they're gnomes who try to-AGH!" Tweek said as I planted a kiss on his lips.

Tweek blushed like crazy and asked if it was a dare.

"No..." I said, blushing a light pink.

"GAH! Do you-AGH!- like me or something?" he asked with curiosity showing in his light blue orbs.

"Maybe..." I said as I planted another kiss on his lips.

This time, I licked his bottom lip, asking for an entrance. He denied so I squeezed his hand a bit and snaked my way in when he gasped. I explored his mouth with my tongue as he started to kiss back. His mouth tasted like coffee, go figure. We totally forgot about breathing, so we reluctantly parted for air.

"I-I like you too-AGH!- Craig," Tweek said.

"Your twitches are so adorable, Tweekers!" I replied as he started blushing like he was going mad.

"I love you Craig."

"I love you too, Tweekers."

Then we played on his PS4 the rest of the day until we were tired and went to sleep, cuddling. He's so damn cute.