A/N: If you are a sucker for sweet, funny fics, here's one for you! Enjoy the story, read and review! Megumi and Sanosuke are both doctors in this ficcy!
Title: Love Me, Doctor!
Chapter 1
"Ohayou, Sagara-sensei. Yoroshiku."
"Ohayou, Takani-sensei." Sanosuke replied as Megumi entered the doctor's office.
Funny, she's not her usual self. Just what's wrong with the fox? Sanosuke wondered, putting down his patient's file to steal a glance at his girlfriend's face.
She caught him looking, and returned his questioning look with one of her trademark dirty looks.
Megumi opened the cabinet containing all the documents of the patients on the 5th floor and started to sort out those of her charges, until-
"Eeeek! Let go of me, you baka-tori!"
"No," Sano whispered in her ear, sending shudders down her spine. "Not until you tell me why you're acting weird today."
Pushing his hands off her waist, Megumi whacked Sano on the chest.
"You want to know why I am pissed off? Well, let me tell you. I am pissed off at you! At you and your GOOD ideas!"
"What did I do this time round?" His tone was annoyingly patient.
"You! You have the nerve to recommend to Genzai-sensei to transfer me from ER to the paediatric ward! Just because he is your uncle, it doesn't mean that you can just go around altering my lifestyle."
"I want to see you day and night. Is there anything wrong with wanting that?" Sano asked sensually, before putting on that puppy dog face that Megumi could never resist.
"Bu-But, I am already hated by all the nurses in the entire hospital ever since I started going out with you! Even Kamatari has stopped treating me to cookies!" Megumi protested. "I'll be assassinated next!"
"Aha, so it boils down to me being too hot, eh?"
"Why, you obnoxio-" Megumi began before Sanosuke's hand found its way under her skirt. "Aa…Ah…Sano…Baka! N-not here…"
"Never mind, you'll be changing out soon. Just a minute, Love."
It wasn't long before Megumi was covering her mouth with her hands to mask the sounds that she never wanted the nurses and patients to hear, while Sano smirked and asked in a too-polite-for-comfort tone.
"I look forward to a VERY GOOD working relationship with you, Takani-sensei."
Megumi straightened her doctor's garb and checked her hair once more. I really can't stay angry at the man for long, She smiled. One touch from him and I turn into putty.
Sagara Sanosuke and Takani Megumi had been together for 2 years already, ever since the day Megumi caught Sanosuke gambling with the patients and turning an entire ward into a gambling den on her first day of work. She was about to report him to Sagara-sensei, the head doctor, when she discovered (to her absolute horror) that the man she was holding on to by the necktie was Sagara-sensei himself.
And from there on, it had been a relationship filled with fun, passion, bickers and –er-hem- great sex.
Clearing her throat, she pushed open the door to Ward 5A, ready to greet her patients with a cheery "Ohayou, minna!"…
"Ohayo-" Megumi began, before a small blue blur that reminded her of Sonic the hedgehog crashed into her, knocking the wind out of her and sending her reeling backwards.
Megumi squeezed her eyes shut, waiting for herself to hit the ground and the hysterical laughter of the children…
The fall never came.
"Are you OK. Sensei?"
Megumi looked up into the face of her saviour. A young boy who looks around 17, with an award-winning smile that could easily be placed in a toothpaste ad.
"H-Hai, I am OK. Thank you. You're?"
"Soujirou. As I can see, you're Takani Megumi sensei." Smile.
"Hai. Yoroshiku, Soujirou-kun."
"Kochira koso!" Smile. "Suzume-chan? Aren't you going to say sorry to pretty sensei?"
"I'm sorwee, sensei." Sonic the hedgehog aka Suzume-chan apologized, melting Megumi's heart with her adorable face.
"It's ok, Suzume-chan. Just don't do it next time, ok?" Megumi smiled, patting the little girl on the head.
"Will you be in charge of this ward, Takani-sensei?" Soujirou asked.
"Yes, I will be." Megumi answered. What a pretty boy…Just look at that smile of his!
"Great! I am here for voluntary work for the summer! Pity summer's ending in a week…I'd love to work more with a dedicated doctor like you." Once again, that smile.
"Seta! What are you doing, chatting on the job? You're here to do community work, not chit-chat!" Sano's voice boomed behind them, startling Megumi. "Get back to your work."
"It's alrig-" Megumi began to explain.
"Sumimasen, Sagara-sensei." Soujirou bowed respectfully, turning his attention back to the children of Ward 5A.
Megumi stepped forward and gripped Soujirou by his arm, her face wearing an apologetic look. "Gomen ne, Soujirou-kun."
"It's OK, Takani-sensei. I think Sagara-sensei just dislikes me."
"Bu-But…" Megumi was shocked. Sano was always nice to people, too nice in fact. This was the first time she had ever seen a display of hostility from him.
"Sagara-sensei?" A young voluntary worker, Tsubame, called out.
"Ohayou, Tsubame! I hope 5C isn't giving any trouble…"
Megumi watched the interaction between Sano and Tsubame in confusion.
He's so nice to this voluntary worker…why not Soujirou?
That night at Sanosuke's apartment… (more specifically, on his bed…)
"You've got to admit, its not everyday that you see such a pretty boy." Megumi said, pulling up the covers around herself as she sat up. "He looks good enough to be scouted by a modeling agency!"
Sanosuke was silent, before he bolted up, a fire burning strong in his eyes.
"Who.Is.Prettier? Me or him?"
"HUH?"
Megumi laughed aloud, whacking Sano over the head with a pillow. "You're crazy, Sagara! But he's really a good kid! He's helpful, polite and very popular among the children."
"I have to say this. Listen up, Megumi." Sanosuke said in a serious tone that quietened Megumi.
"That kid harbors impure intentions towards you."
Time seemed to have stopped, as Sano's face turned into one of triumph, expecting Megumi to throw herself into his embrace, crying about how foolish she was to not have noticed it sooner. Little did he prepare himself for what was about to come.
Megumi's stunned expression. Still stunned expression.
Until…A snort of laughter. Followed by hysterical laughter that sent her curling up into a ball on his bed, her slender frame wracking with the bouts of laughter.
"What are you laughing about! I am serious! You're always so popular with men!"
"You're seriously joking. He's only 17! And I am 25!" Megumi laughed, still not getting over Sanosuke's absurd statement. "As for you, you're 24! Stop putting these ridiculous thoughts into your brain!"
"He's going to push you down one day onto those hospital sofas and have his way with you!" Sanosuke yelled. "I-I know becau-"
"That's exactly what you did to me." Megumi finished. "Hello, Sano? I am not that easy when it comes to men!"
"So it's only me?" He enquired, the little boy in him begging for assurance.
"Yes, Yes, Yes." Megumi kissed him on the forehead.
"Oh, Megumi?"
"Yes?"
"I have something for you." With that, Sanosuke took out a mini-Sano doll and placed it in Megumi's palm. "Keep that with you at all times, so you'll always think of me."
"That's so cute! Did you make it yourself? Thank you, Sano!"
"Yeah…I have a mini-Megumi too!"
"What's mini-Megumi wearing?"
"A Burberry Trenchcoat."
"Under it?"
"Nothing."
"You HENTAI BAKA!" Megumi screamed and laughed as she pushed him back onto the bed.
"I haven't had time to make lingerie for mini-Meg!"
"I love you, Sanosuke."
"I love you too, Megumi."
They lay together for a while, before Sano spoke up.
"Megumi?"
"Hmm?"
"Can we do it again?"
"No, Sano. We're both working tomorrow morning!"
"Just a short one?"
"No." Megumi replied before she caught his look of disappointment. "Aaah! I give up. One more time only. I mean it!"
To be continued…
A/N: There you have it! The first chappie of Love Me, Doctor! Hope you guys had fun reading. Keep those reviews coming in so I know whether I should continue with it. The story will end in the next chappie. Till then, take care!