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The Afints

April, August, Arial

April's POV

I swear I didn't do it. Who would? Alright. I did. I charmed the Great Hall to sing 'The Wizard of Oz' when Dumbles walked through. I didn't admit that Snicker's and Silver joined in though.

Oh wait. Your probably like 'Who the hell is Snicker's and Silver?' Let's Start from the Start.

Name; April Vanessa Hopes

Nickname; Appy, Sparky

Age; 15

House; Gryffindor

Dreams; To control my fire…

Hopes; To become a Pro Quittich Player

Job; Photographer for The Hogwarts

Song; Fearless- Taylor Swift

Friends; August Jane, Arial Jials, and The Marauders. Oh, and everyone BUT BLOODY SLYTHERINS!

That's me. I'm Crazy, Quirky, and an elemental. Sounds gay, right? But it's not. It's soooooooooooooooo much fun! My elemental is 'Fire!' so, I can control and manipulate fire. It goes so well with leather jacket. I'm on the Gryffindor Quittich Team! I play beater along with Snicker. It's fully awesome.

I'm what you would call a 'Play Person' I don't stay tied down. For one thing, I hate rope, the other, I kinda, suck at commitment.

In year two, I dumped cheese over The Marauder's head, since then, it's A PRANK WAR! Silver even practises' her evil laugh for it. It's gratifying to cackle with your friends. It's, a moving experience everytime you cackle, once Snicker ran outta breath, and we had to run to the Hospital Wing, or as we like to call it, Our Second Home.

To be honest, we're the insane lot. For instance, in multicultural studies, Snicker yelled "OH HARK! MY BABIES COMING!" It took us, half the day to realise she wasn't pregnant.

Augusts' POV

Did I seriously charm all the chairs to move back whenever someone sat down? Maybe I did, Maybe I didn't. …. Fine. I did. HAPPY NOW?

Haha. You're a book. La De Dah. Can you keep a secret? Yeah? Well, HA! YOU DIDN'T THINK I'D ACTUALLY TELL YOU? MWAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!

That was fun. Let me introduce myself.

I'm August. Or Snickers.

Name; August Charlotte Jane

Nickname; Snickers and Augy

Age; 15

House; Gryffindor

Dreams; To control my food cravings

Hopes; To become a Pro Quittich Player

Job; Photographer for The Hogwarts

Song; Are you gonna be my girl- JET!

Friends; April Hopes, Arial Jials, and The Marauders.

That's me. August. I'm a MOTHER FUCKER elemental. I control Food and such. Like, I can MAKE anything, and I can burn food and undercook it, WITHOUT TOUCHING IT! So muchos fun! Did you know I'm an animagus? Fuck. Were you ment to know that? Ah well. Cheetah's out the bag now. I'm a Fucking Cheetah. Sparky's a bloody Fox, and Silver's a sexy Gazelle. Did you know there was a werewolf a Hogwarties? We're good friends, in um, animal form anyway. It wasn't me who told you about bloody werewolf's or fucking animals.

My friends are mental. I know everyone says that, but they're my girls, we stay through thick and thin, even when Sparky fucking puts bloody ice water on me in the morning and when Silver fucking tosses me out of bed. I don't complain or argue, we debate by, er, throwing things.

We may or may not of burnt the hangings on our four-poster beds. Tell you something funny? We have our own separate dorm. Because the other girls were complaining that we were too annoying. Ah well. The House Elf's don't clean in our room anymore. They say it smells bad.

Arial's POV

I swear, I fucking didn't glue everyone to their seats.

Alright.

I fucking did.

I'm Airy-Fairy, AND I FUCKING HATE GLUE-STICKS!

I did not say that. Appy was like 'No swearing' and me and Snicker are like 'MOTHERFUCKER!' and then it turned into a elemental war. Fuck. Did I say I was an elemental? No? Well, I can control metal. That's why I'm called Sparky. Cause I CAN FUCKING CONTROL METAL! WHOOOOOO!

Name; Arial Tanya Jials

Nickname; Airy, Airy-Fairy, Silver

Age; 15

House; Gryffindor

Dreams; To make it through dinner and not break the utensils

Hopes; To become a Pro Quittich Player

Job; Model for The Hogwarts

Song; Our Song- Taylor Swift

Friends; August Jane, April Hopes, and The Marauders.

We bet in our group. We're betting to see how long it takes me to eat dinner without melting or destroying the utensils. It's SO fucking hard.

Once, We were in our ninja mode, and we fought with elementals, and we all tied. Not fun. Well, it's better to be equal then to be fucking controlling otherwise you have this controlling person, WHO IS FUCKING GAY, and they make the decisions take credit for the pranks, flirt with the hot guys. Blah, fucking blah.

Anyway, this is our 6th Hogwarties year, for the losers who are failing at having a social life.

Oh, Ravenclaw's ARE FUCKING SCARY SHIT WHEN YOU GIVE THEM A CHANCE.

Miss Sparky would like to acknowledge that Ravenclaw's are funny when you stick them to benches

Miss Snicker's would happily agree, and seeing Slytherin's covered in pink goo, IS FUCKING HILARIOUS

Miss Silver would like to remind Miss Snicker and Miss Sparky, THAT THIS IS HER FUCKING SPACE TO WRITE FUCKING SHIT AND THEY ARE FUCKING TAKING IT UP!

Miss Sparky sends her compliment to Miss Silver, and bids her farewells

Miss Snickers sends her apologies, and will follow suit

Sorry. Mental Friends. Pranking, Quittich, Photography, Modelling, Food, Fire and Silver get's to their head's. You know how it is. Or do you?

A/N; Good? NO? Please R&R!