Snape and the baked potato
One day after an extremely hard day at work, snape decided to eat dinner in style(a baked potato) snape loved baked potatoes and ate them whenever he could. He liked to put butter salt and pepper on them. He quickly performed the bakelliarmus on his potato, which cooked it until it was just right:):):):):):):). Then he prepared it to suit his taste and got out his special potato-eating fork. He was just about to chow down, but when he poked the potato he heard someone yell
"Ouch!"
snape looked around and saw no one so he continued but when he poked it with his potato fork, someone said
"Ouch!"
he looked around again and still he saw no one. Then he quickly took a bite of the potato and then he heard someone screaming bloody murder
"OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!"
snape jumped out of his seat, looked down the hall, saw no one, went back in his room and took another bite.
"OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!"
this time snape didn't even care what the voice said partly because he couldn't hear it (the last owwwwwwww etc. had made him go deaf) the potato then jumped down off of the table and started biting snape's ankles. Now it was snapes turn to yell
"OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWO OW-DITY OW OW OW!" snape said. The potato was staring at him. It looked so beautiful in the moonlight. Both of them fell in love with each other and got married the very next night. They lived very happily for 47 years but their love ended tragically when snape ate his bride.
One day after an extremely hard day at work, snape decided to eat dinner in style(a baked potato) snape loved baked potatoes and ate them whenever he could. He liked to put butter salt and pepper on them. He quickly performed the bakelliarmus on his potato, which cooked it until it was just right:):):):):):):). Then he prepared it to suit his taste and got out his special potato-eating fork. He was just about to chow down, but when he poked the potato he heard someone yell
"Ouch!"
snape looked around and saw no one so he continued but when he poked it with his potato fork, someone said
"Ouch!"
he looked around again and still he saw no one. Then he quickly took a bite of the potato and then he heard someone screaming bloody murder
"OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!"
snape jumped out of his seat, looked down the hall, saw no one, went back in his room and took another bite.
"OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!"
this time snape didn't even care what the voice said partly because he couldn't hear it (the last owwwwwwww etc. had made him go deaf) the potato then jumped down off of the table and started biting snape's ankles. Now it was snapes turn to yell
"OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWO OW-DITY OW OW OW!" snape said. The potato was staring at him. It looked so beautiful in the moonlight. Both of them fell in love with each other and got married the very next night. They lived very happily for 47 years but their love ended tragically when snape ate his bride.