Okay! So this story is just going to be a fun/silly one. There might be slight angst near the end but for the most part this is going to be a lighthearted story (or at least that's how I'm planning it)
This is also one from the kinkmeme that I have been writing (and neglecting :P)
Here's the prompt:
There way too few fics of preg!Shizuo. Omnomnom.
So, Shizuo gets pregnant with Izaya's child and even thought it feels impossible to tell Izaya, he must do so. I don't care if they become a couple or not, that's writer's choise. Izaya' just typical himself, teasing Shizuo with his words etc. No limits for genres~
Bonus:
- Including some special event, like Shizuo's or Izaya's birthday, an event in Ikebukuro, holiday or something like that, would be nice~
So here you go!
"You know Shizuo, I've seen some weird things in my life." Shinra idly rubbed his neck as he looked over Ikebukuro's Strongest Man's blood-work results, "I mean, hell, the love of my life is without head."
Shizuo growled impatiently. "What the hell are you getting at? Am I dying?"
"What? No."
"Then what?"
Shinra sighed and considered his options. He could tell the easily excitable- and angerable- blond exactly what this paper was telling him. He could tell Shizuo that he had gotten the wrong results and have him come back later this week. Or... He could just have Celty tell him.
What to do, what to do?
"Celty~ My darling!"
The two men could hear the padding of footsteps as the dullahan made her way to the examination room where they were located.
"What are you up to?" Shizuo questioned curiously.
[What is it?] Celty quickly typed upon entering the room.
"My love," he grabbed a sheet of blank paper and began scribbling onto it, "I am going to write some things down and I need you to tell them to Shizuo."
An annoyed puff of inky black smoke escaped the fairy's neck. She was dressed in pink pajamas, so Shizuo assumed she had been previously asleep.
[Is there a reason you can't do it? It would be faster if you spoke.]
Shinra sighed dramatically, "There is a very good reason why I can't do it." He handed the paper he had been writing on to Celty.
The room was still as she read through all of the things the underground doctor had written.
[You can't be serious.]
"Just tell him." Shinra pleaded as he moved to hide behind his love.
Celty's shoulders tensed, realizing that her boyfr- ahem, roommate- must be serious.
She typed for a long while, then deleted all of it, deciding to tell Shizuo what was going on little by little.
All through this, the ex-bartenders mood began to steadily become sour, "Just tell me already!"
[Okay. Shizuo, don't be angry.]
[Remember it was Shinra who told me to tell you this.]
If Shinra was one to hit the women he loved he would've smacked her.
The headless riding gestured to the paper the doctor had given her, [Well it says:]
['I know this will be difficult to understand]
[but you have always been a strange specimen.]
[It never occurred to me that you would have other mutations]
That gave Shizuo pause, Mutations? Like a ninja turtle? Am I gonna become a turtle?
[but even without the blood-work]
[all of the symptoms are there.]
[Morning sickness, fatigue, increased appetite.]
Celty typed out her final message, but hesitated to show the debt-collector. She turned her headless neck towards Shinra as if searching for a way out. The bespectacled man nudged her arm forward. The dullahan's shoulders rose and fell as if she was taking a deep breath.
[Shizuo you're pregnant.']
The blond stared at the typed words for so long they began to blur together.
After what what felt like centuries the man's nose scrunched up, "Do you guys realize how unfunny you are right now?"
"It's not a joke!" Shinra balked from his hiding place behind his leading lady, "You're really pregnant. I advise you to contact the fath-"
Shizuo interrupted by shooting off of the examination table he had been sitting on and stomping towards the door. "That's impossible." He stated simply before exiting the doctor's apartment.