Golf Balls and Goauld
Just a little something I remember from an ep and decided to have some fun with it.
Oh and BTW its my first fic so review
Disclamer: I own nothing, well except my Buffy DVD's and your not getting those so don't sue.
Stargate is owned by some TV company whose name i cant remember. Oh and if your are gonna sue, sue SWIM cos it's their fault!
Planet Earth: SGC
"Four!" Jack shouted as he launched another golf ball into the wormhole.
"Nice work ONeill, however you must watch your back or else your gonna keep slicing the ball."
"Right..."
On P4X-211
Sokar was preparing to embark to a newly conquered planet when the Chappi stared dialing.
"Jaffa kree!" He shouted, anticipating an attack.
They all aimed at the gate, intent on protecting their God at all costs. But what they didn't expect was that their attackers are little pockmarked balls.
Back at the SGC
On the loudspeaker General Hammond demanded to know what two members of SG1 were doing playing Golf in the gate room.
"Just doing our bit to piss off the Goauld" he launched another ball into the wormhole "and practicing my golf swing."
On P4X-211
The attack had been going on for 15 minutes and 10 Jaffa were down, struck down by numerous hits by little white balls.
"Retreat!" Sokar shouted as he turned from the gate.
"My lord watch out!" Sokar's first prime shouted just as a little ball whacked the 'God' on the back of his head.