Just a little drabble I thought up when I was bored and being ignored by sleep. I wish it would come, I think I'm becoming an insomniac; soon I won't have to wear eyeliner because I'll have such dark circles around my eyes like Gaara.
Anyways, please enjoy.DISCLAIMER: I DON'T OWN NARUTO!
"Shika, stop it."
"Stop what?" he asks as he blows smoke into my face through his nose for what seems like the hundredth time today.
"Ugh, that's disgusting!" I respond, waving my hand frantically to disperse the smoke in an attempt to stop my horrible coughing.
"What? Smoke bad for your complexion?" he teases.
"Your infuriating!"
"Throwing out the big words, eh? You do know what that means right?"
"HEY! I may not have an I.Q. over 200, but I'm not that stupid!"
"Sure you're not…"
Why that no good lazy bastard! I'll teach him… hmm. Teach. That's not a bad idea.
Slowly I made my way towards him, slightly swaying my hips.
"Shika?" I purred, leaning in towards him.
"W-what?" Good, it's working!
"Well, since I'm kinda dumb, why don't you teach me some…things."
"I-ino, what are you doing?"
Before he could question me any further, I stood on my toes and gave him an innocent little kiss.
He reacted to the kiss in no time, turning up the heat to create a fierce and passionate kiss.
Smirking, I pulled away.
"Alright, I'll see you tomorrow!" And with that said I took off, trying to get away from the area as fast as possible without raising his suspicion.
I was out of our training are when suddenly I couldn't move.
Damn, so close.
"And just where do you think you are going with my cigarettes?"
He IS good.
I feel my body moving against its will back towards Shikamaru while he walks languidly toward me with a sexy smirk on his face.
"So, I'm guessing that I'm in trouble?"
"Oh yeah you are, and as punishment you'll be serving detention with me."
"Oh really, and when will I be serving this detention?"
"Friday night at eight."
"Can't wait."
Let's just say that that night was the best detention I ever served, along with the most kinkiest.