Tokyo Majin: American Idol

Disclaimer: I do not own Tokyo Majin, American Idol, and all the songs... I'm such a loser!! Wahh!!

It's me everyone: animegirl yuki minamoto!! I'm doing a really funny thing where what would happen if American Idol and Tokyo Majin cross over?! Yep, a hell of screaming, yelling, crying, cussing and er... fighting and cheating?! Well, that's down right dirty!! Still, the things we do to win... sigh. Much more things happening to the group: singing duets and solo,and group singing. God, it's a jam packed today in Magami High...let's introduce you all to our judges... like I really give a crap... (A shoe is thrown at me) What the hell? Who did that?! (silence)

Okay Everyone! I'm doing a American Idol: Tokyo Majin style!! So here are the Judges:

Me: Maria Alucard The homeroom teacher of Tatsuma, Aoi, Niko, and Kyouichi...Maria come on out!!

(A spotlight quickly shines to a very angry blond woman, who's being held back by Tatsuma and Kyouichi)

Maria: What the hell?! I'm suppose to teach a class! How did I get into this job?! Damn it Tatsuma, Kyouichi get off of me!!

(Glares at me)

Maria: You! You're going to hell, I swear to God I'm goin--

(Kyouichi covers her mouth, smiling)

Kyouichi: Now Maria, darling don't get over excited now. You're a judge... calm down and...

(Maria kicks Kyouichi in the shins and he goes down like a stack of rocks)

Kyouichi: Damn it Maria!!

(Tatsuma looks down at Kyouichi)

Tatsuma: I think you need to be more careful with Maria. She's really--

(Maria glares at Tatsuma who stops talking)

(I smile and introduce the next judge)

Me: Here's the next judge: You know him as the main enemy; It's the bad ass Yagyu Munetaka!!

Yagyu: Hello everyone!!

(He smiles and waves at the aduicence who hide from him)

(Yagyu comes to me and bows)

Yagya: Nothing can compare to you My Lady. Your beautiful wisdom and beauty challeges no one.

(He begins to kiss my hand until...)

Niko: Get off of her jackass!

(Niko kicks him in the stomach, but suddenly he blocks it! Yagyu smiles at her)

Yagyu: You need to work on that a bit more, darling.

Niko: Grr! Damn you to hell, Yagyu! No wonder you hardly appear in a few episodes.

(Niko and Yagyu duke it out on the judges table)

Niko: I bet I can beat you at arm wrestling!

Yagyu: Bring it on!

(They both out their right arm and arm wrestle. With Maria as the...referee?!)

Maria: Come on!! I could do better than that!

(Niko and Yagyu sweat, they are head-to-head. They are not giving up, not yet.)

(Suddenly Kyouichi and Tatsuma come out and watch the fight. Kyouichi rooting for Yagyu.)

Kyouichi: Go Yagyu!! Beat her ass!

Tatsuma: Go Niko!! You can do it!

(Niko and Yagyu both yell)

Niko and Yagyu: SHUT UP!!

Me: Okay... --

(I sweatdrop and yell at the people backstage)

Me: Yo!! Where's the next judge?

(A guy comes out and whispers the news)

Me: What!? She's not here yet?! Well, where is she?

(The guy whispers some more)

Me: She's stuck in traffic? Why I outta--

(I look at the audience with an evil grin. Horns come out of my head)

Me: Who wants to be a judge? I'm taking anybody.

(A man jumps up from the crowd)

Man#1: Do we get free food?

Me: Uh, I dunno... why don't you ask... You know what never mind. There might be tons of fangirls and fanboys who want to be a judge. I'm not going to take that chance.

(I walk out of the stage while Niko and Yagyu still arm wrestle. Tatsuma and Kyouichi look on rooting for each of them.)

(Aoi and Sakurai suddenly appear and are instantly bombarded by groups of fanboys.)

Aoi: Wahh!! G-Get off of me!!

Fanboy#1: I love you Aoi Misato!! Please be my wife!!

(The fanboy gets down on his knees, but is tramped by other Aoi Misato lovers)

Sakurai: Damn it! Get off of me!

(Many die-hard fans are ripping the girls' hair and school clothes)

Sakurai: ALL OF YOU GET OFF OF US!!

(Red veins appear all over her body, sending many boys (and girls) flying)

(Aoi is on the floor, her hair was messy and her outfit was ruined. Sakurai helps her up.)

Aoi: Thank you Sakurai.

Sakurai: You're welcome.

( Tatsuma and Kyouichi stop cheering and look at the girls)

Kyouichi: What the hell happened to you?

Tatsuma: Are you guys okay?

(Aoi and Sakurai glare at them, the glares sends shivers down their backs.)

Aoi and Sakurai: TATSUMA!! KYOUICHI!!

(The boys sweatdrop)

Kyouichi: Oh, shit.

Tatsuma: Aoi...Sakurai...What's wrong?

(Kyouichi grabs Tatsuma and they go off running with Aoi and Sakurai in pursuit)

(I come back and see all the chaos)

Me: What the hell?! I just went out to get the next judge and...this happens...Oh, man!!

(Yagyu is on the floor panting at the victorious Niko, who's smiling and singing)

NIko: You lost, I won! You lost, I won! Girls rule, boys drool!!

(Yagyu just looks at Niko with anger)

Yagyu: That was cheating!!

Niko: No, it wasn't!! Tickling you wasn't in the rule book, so I followed the rules!! I won and that's that.

(She sticks out her tongue, Yagyu just takes it)

Maria: Niko, you're a sore winner.

Niko: No, I'm not!!

Yagyu: Yes, you are.

Niko: No I'm not!!

(Maria and Yagyu look at each other)

Yagyu: Let's get her!!

(Niko's running away from the crazy judges)

Niko: AAHHH!! HELP ME!!

Yagyu and Maria: Come back here!!

Me: What the f?! This is getting out of hand. I just wanted to host a singing competition...this sucks.

(I sigh and get off of the stage and go backstage where Tatsuma and Kyouichi are running for their lives)

Me: You know what... the next judge isn't coming, she's not going to be here, being the air head she is. See you next time where...

(I look back at the chaos; backstage: glasses are shattered, screams are heard (Tatsuma, Kyouichi, and Niko) and the crazy people are yelling for them to come back (Aoi, Sakurai, Yagyu, and Maria) I sweatdrop)

Me: Damn it... things aren't so crazy...

Kyouichi: AHH!! Stop don't so that please!!

Tatsuma: Wait!! That tickles!! Stop it!!

Niko: THIS TOTALLY SUCKS!!

Aoi, Yagyu, Sakurai, and Maria: YOU GUYS ARE IDIOTS!!

Me: See you guys later. Yo!! Where's my coffee?!

Wow... that's alot of screaming... LOL!! God, you got to love drama, I know I do! I wonder... who's going up next? But still, you got to hand it to them. They know drama and they also know how to kick ass!!

What the f?! What's going to happen next?

1) The judge is here

2) Our next new victims...I-I mean contestants. (Yeah, right)

3) Who's singing what: there will be Pop, R&B, Blues,... and Rapping?!

4) A surprise guest!! Who is it? back from the dead!! OMG!!

5) See-you guys next time on Tokyo Majin: American Idol

6) Rate and comment... plz!! If you have any funny ideas or you just want to trash talk... feel free!!

P.S.: I'm not responsible for the following:

Hurt feelings

Fan Girls and/or Fan Boy screaming and/or yelling

Other people yelling at you to stop playing at the computer

Crying when you're favorite character just got bashed by the "so-called" judges

Hating the songs that the characters sing

Crying

When too many Fan boys and girls cry about their problems and/or the fact that they are too much in love with their favorite characters

AND I AM NOT LOVING WHEN THE CHARACTERS CRY AND OR BASH THE OTHER JUDGES FOR THEIR MISJUGDEMENT ABOUT NOT LETTIN' THEM GO ON AMERICAN IDOL... AND SO ON AND SO FORTH.