On Camp Wawanakwa, Chris walks to the dock of shame.
"Welcome to another exciting season of Total Drama! We've brought 18 Contestants from seasons one through three to compete in this race for one million dollars! We have Duncan, Owen, Courtney, Gwen, Heather, Sierra, Alejandro, Trent, Dj, Ezekiel(Now back to human status.) Leshawna, Sadie, Katie, Justin, Harold, Tyler, Beth, And Lindsay here for this season! Speaking of which, here they come right now!" A boat came in carrying the 18 contestants.
"Oh My Gosh, Sadie, were back on the show! Eiii!" Sadie said excitedly.
"Oh I know, isn't it amazing?" Katie Added.
"All I know is that I'm going to win the million this time. I wouldn't need to be here if it wasn't for home-school over there" Heather said as she looked at Ezekiel.
"Look, I wasn't myself eh." Ezekiel said
"Wait, wheres Duncan?" Courtney asked Chris
"Since he was arrested last season, he has to be brought here by the county police." Chris replied.
A tiny boat with iron bars in the front came into camp. Duncan was in the cage, and walked out. Duncan pulled out a knife, and jammed it into the dock. "Hey ****'s!"
Gwen(Confessional): He can't say that on tv!
"Alright, before we start the first challenge, let me tell you the teams." Chris pulled out a peice of paper. "Duncan, Courtney, Harold, Justin, Leshawna, Heather, Ezekiel, Owen, And Izzy, you are the Killer Gophers. The rest of you, are the Screaming Bass."
Trent(Confessional): Are they really that low on ideas? It's like there not even trying anymore.
"Now that you've gotten your teams, lets begin the first challenge!" Chris said with evil glee.
"How hard can it be?" Dj asked.
The group stood atop a giant skyscraper holding broken parachutes. "I shouldn't have asked."
"What will happen to the teams? What has become of Duncan now that he's been to jail? Will my teeth ever get cleaner? Find out next time, on Total! Drama! Basics!