(Hello, everyone! It is I, Sundarkness! With a brand new one-shot. This will be different from others, so, yeah. BEGIN!
Update: Added Nine/Konoe.)
*Ten minutes before one-shot*
"Listen, Ragna, we need you to publicly-"
"Hell no! I would get tons, of tons, of TONS, of hate mail, threats, and other bullshit from this!"
"This is only one time. Just go out, and, be honest."
"... I will find a way to kill you."
"You will lose income."
"I can crash with..."
The producer raised his eyebrow at that.
"Fine, you got me. I'll do this damn confession."
"Good for you."
*Onset*
"Okay, Ragna. Face the camera, and say your thoughts. We'll give you a tablet with fanfics, fanart, and other fan-stuff relating to it."
"Fine. After this, a break with pay, right?"
"Yeah, yeah, yeah, first introduce yourself. We're live now."
"WHAT!? OH COME- Okay... calm down. *ahem, Hello, I'm Ragna, Ragna the Bloodedge from the fighting game franchise, BlazBlue. And today, the producers- I mean, I, will tell truths on these "ships" I'm involved."
"I have the first one here..."
Jin Kisaragi
"Okay, Jin and I are siblings. I love him as a sibling. Also, I'M STRAIGHT! Alright, calm down, for the money... *ahem* I love Jin, but I also fucking hate his guts. Next please..."
Noel Vermilion
"Noel is too dumb and stupid."
Rachel Alucard
"Okay, first off, fuck you for shipping us, second, we hate each other's guts, and third, she'll be pissed if she see's this."
Litchi Faye-Ling
"The doctor? I don't have alot of opinions, so no."
Arakune
"Why!?"
Bang Shishigami
"I find him freaking annoying. And weird. And creepy. And-"
Hakumen
"FUCK YOU, DICK!"
Taokaka
"I just see her as a pest, but occasionally nice. Just, no, though."
Nu-13
"Look, I know she has good in her, but, how can I love someone who FUCKING STABS ME AND- deep breaths... so, yeah, I don't like her that way."
Hazama/Yuuki Terumi/Susanoo
"FUCK YOU IF YOU THINK THAT!!! I WILL FIND WHOEVER SHIPS ME AND THAT MONSTER TOGETHER, I WILL-"
Lambda-11
"Look, I see her to be cute... but... who doesn't?"
Tsubaki Yayoi
"Hates my fucking guts, let's move on."
Platinum/Luna/Sena/Trinity
"I... AM... NOT... A... PEDOPHILE..!"
Valkenhaynn
"Do I really need to say?"
Makoto Nanaya
Uh... she... is she here? No? Well, SHE IS SO BIG! I'M SORRY, BUT WHAT THE HELL IS-"
Kagura Mitsuki
"STRAIGHT!"
Amane Nishiki
"Dude! Dude! I'm straight!"
Bullet
"Who?"
Celica A. Mercury
"... Complicated."
Kokonoe A. Mercury
"More like an annoying sister, but no."
Azrael
"He wants to kill me!"
Nine/Konoe/Phantom
"... I hate my fans sometimes. She hates me. I don't like her. I look up to her... but I don't like her. EVER!!!
Es
"Play CentralFiction. You back, good."
Naoto
"Straight! We also hate each other!"
Izanami/Saya
"Really!? Come on, she is my SISTER!!! IF YOU SAY ANYTHING I WILL-"
Mai Natsumi
"Who again?"
Jubei
"... I give! If people are that pervy, I say this! NO!!!"
*5 days later*
"Man, was that a pain. But, paid promotion from my crappy apartment, worth it."
BBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!!!!!
"THE HELL!?!?"
"BROTHER! WHAT DID YOU SAY!?"
"JIN!? WHAT THE HELL- NOEL!? WAIT! EVERYONE!?!?!? WHY ARE ALL OF YOU HERE!?!?"
"TO MAKE YOU LOVE US RAGNA! YOU CALL US TERRIBLE, BUT I, BANG SHISHIGAMI, THE NINJA OF LOVE AND JUSTICE, WILK MAKE YOU LOVE ME!!!"
"NO! I LOVE RAGNA LEGITIMATELY! COME ON!"
"WAIT! WWWWWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTT!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
"STAY BACK, I'M WARNING YOU ALL! I HAVE... uh... A SPORK!"
"RAGNA THE BLOODEDGE!!!!!!!!!
"WHAT DID I DDDDDDDDDDDDOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDOOOOOOOOO!?!?!?!?!?"