The day was as normal as any day would be in the Hetalia academy. School just ended, France, Prussia and Spain disappeared off to harass someone and her siblings were still arguing. MeiMei groaned as she was walked toward town. This is what happens when you have nations as siblings. Cicadas yelled at her in their native tongue so she yelled back in hers which was Chinese. Her shoulder bag which was being pulled down by all her textbooks made her backache even worse. To top off this already worst day of her 4,000 year old life, the three harassers were driving up next to her in an unmarked white van. Cheesy much?
"Hey MeiMei!" Prussia yelled out, "Need a lift with the awesome me?" Why the heck is Prussia driving? She thought, starting to walk more quickly.
"Sí, chica! It's quicker if you drive there."
She stopped and glare at the bad touch trio, "Get away from me you frog!" she screamed as France reached out. Heck with her aching back, pinched feet. No way was she getting in a car with three people that Japan told her to stay away from and who is worst then South Korea. She grabbed the first thing her hand landed on in her bag and fling it at France who was in the shotgun seat. The book hit him square in the forehead knocking him out. Quickly she sprinted toward the main square, trying to get a few hundred miles between her and them.
"Yo dudes, did it work?" a voice in the back of the van said. Spain turned around to face the American in the back.
"No tengo èxito."
"Maybe I could try da?"
"AHHH! HOW DID THAT COMMIE GET IN HERE ANYWAY?" America pulled out a light saber.
"I knew we shouldn't have put those three gits in front." England slammed his head onto the sides of the car.
"Then how are we supposed to have a surprise birthday party without the birthday girl dudes?"
"Maybe ve should just try to get China instead since it is both of their birthdays?" Germany sighed knowing that the worse was still not over. "Because ve all know vhat vould happen if it vas Russia?" He glared at the Russia who was now kolkoling and scaring the heck out of America.
"It wasn't my fault that they didn't have anymore vodka."
"Alright! The awesome me will know what to do this time!"
"Maybe I should be the one to get them this time?"