To disclaimer all right go to Jeff Kinney I do not own any of the characters.
Mom's POV:
Oh this seems like a nice diary for Greg I can't wait to give it to him.
"Hey Greg look what I got you"
"Mom I said I didn't want the one with diary on it." He yelled.
"Well you can't get a new one until you finished using that one."
"BUT MOM."
"But Mom nothing I said no!" and I marched away
Greg's POV:
"AHHHHH" He yelled.
"Ha you're stuck with a diary." Said Rodrick
"Don't you have something else to do than to tease me".
"Ha you don't work with the knowledge in my brain"
"Oh I didn't think you had a brain"
"Hey watch it dork, I going to band practice have fun with your diary"
"Stop!"
"Ha whatever." Door slammed in my face.
(Next Day)
Greg's POV:
"Manny!"
"Hmmm?"
"You wrote on my wall"
"Ha"
Mom's POV:
"Greg why are you yelling at your brother he's just two years old"
"Manny wrote on my wall with a crayon"
"So he is just a baby"
"Come on say sorry to him"
"Sorry Manny"
"Now go upstairs and maybe you can start your diary?"
"Fine"
"Yay"
Greg's Head:
Hmmm what am I going to write?
How about my life is unlike others I have two annoying brothers both of them blame stuff on me like a week ago Manny made a mess in Dads new car and pointed to me because he can't talk yet so I was grounded. I also have a mom that pulls me into things I don't like, like once my school was having a play and I didn't want to be in the play but my mom made me. I don't know how I live like this.
Greg:
"There I started it."
Door opens
"Hi Greg"
"Hi Dad"
"Greg why are you not dressed you're going to the mom and son yoga."
Greg's head:
Oh yeah by the way my mom has this thing called the mom and son yoga I hate it she use to take Rodrick but now that I am old enough she takes me.
Greg:
"Oh yeah I forgot I'll get dressed"
(After yoga)
Greg's head:
I know what to write next, I just came from the mom and son yoga it was terrible my mom had me wear tight yoga pants, and there were old lady's there that were smiling at me it was very weird.
I'm kind of liking the diary but the proper way to say it for a boy is journal. I think I'll keep it for a trial run.
"Mom I decided I want to keep the journal"
"Good Greg maybe I can get a few kids of the block and we can make a journal club"
"NO!"
"Mom have you seen the kids on this block yesterday when I was coming home from school one kid was eating his buggers I wouldn't want him anywhere near our house."
"Ok then what about Rowley?"
"I wouldn't say Rowley is the writing type"
"Ok then."
"Oh speaking of Rowley can we have a sleep over?"
"Yes I'll make cookies and will put on a movie and make Popcorn!"
"Mom I meant at Rowley's house"
"Oh ok sure"
"Mom you ok?"
"Yes I fine"
"Ok I will have it next week"
Greg's head:
I can't wait till the sleep over next week we are going to play all night the only thing is that his dad only wants Rowley to watch and do "educational stuff." Other than that I am ready for it.
(At the sleep over)
Ring of door bell
"Hi Rowley"
"Hi Greg come in welcome to my house"
"This is a nice house."
"Thanks"
"You want to go to my room?"
"Yeah sure"
"This is a awesome room"
"Thanks"
(Later on)
"Hey Greg you want to watch a movie"
"Yeah what movie candy land"
"Isn't that for baby's never mind let's go to sleep"
"Ok"
(Next Morning)
"Morning Greg, Greg?"
Letter
Dear Rowley the sleep over didn't go so well so I went home from Greg.
(Greg's house)
Greg's head: The sleep over was bad so I left when I got home I told my parents Rowley caught the flu and they didn't want to spread it to me so that's the end of that.
END OF CHAPTER 1