Abandonment.
A word that has long haunted Ushio Okazaki since she was abandoned in a shady ass apartment by her parents. According to her parents, Ushio had accumulated too much debt on when her parents had left her alone with a computer one day. Ushio had unknowingly ordered 433 boxes of high quality detergent, and the only way to fully pay for her mistake was to be sacrificed to The Moon Princess. Her parents hadn't the heart to stab Ushio with a fork, so they just left her in the apartment. According to her parents, Ushio would some how get sacrificed.
Two days after being abandoned, the apartment owner came into the apartment that Ushio was supposed to be sacrificed in and told her that the rent was $170 a month and that she better pay up quick. Startled, Ushio explained she had no money. The owner wasn't going to play that game.
"Kid, I'll give you to the end of the week to pay me my money," the owner said.
"I'm 5," Ushio said.
"Does it look like I care?" he replied.
"Not exactly," she answered, using useful observation skills.
With that being said, the owner left. Ushio decided then that in order to support herself, getting an education wasn't an option. She dropped out of kindergarten without a word's notice to Camel, her best friend.
"I have to find a job!" Ushio screamed to herself.
When Ushio began to think about job options, she remembered something useful her friend Jesse said to her a month ago about a guy named Heisenberg. There was lots of talk around town about a mysterious guy named Heisenberg and how he cooked the best meth in the history of methness; however, nobody knew who this "Heisenberg" was. That is, nobody but Jesse himself.
Ushio ran downstairs to the phone on the front desk in the apartment complex.
"Hey Jesse!" Ushio yelled.
"Ye?" he answered.
"I need you to hook me up with Heisenberg. I want to work with him," Ushio explained.
"Sure thing," Jesse said and hung up.
A few minutes later, the phone rang.
"Ay," Ushio answered.
"Is this Ushio Akarmaeni Okazaki-chan?" a husky voice answered.
"ye," Ushio replied.
The conversation continued, and, long story short, Ushio became an apprentice to Walter White, a.k.a Heisenberg.
Ushio was now 17. She had become the number one meth cook in the entire country. Her talent exceeded that of her superior's. Walter would often comment on how meticulous Ushio was and how beautiful the meth she cooked was. He was happy Ushio would continue on the legacy of his perfect meth.
"Ushio-chan, I want you to meet my daughter," Walter said one day out of the blue.
"Daughter?" Ushio looked up and met Walter's eyes.
"Ye," he said.
Walter and Ushio got in Walter's beat up truck and drove to McDonald's.
"My daughter works here," he explained.
Walter walked up to the register and asked for Holly White. A girl with white skin and yeller hair came out to greet him. She was pretty, but not as pretty as her father.
"Hi," Holly smiled at Ushio.
Right at that moment, Ushio knew she was in some deep shit. She knew at that exact moment that she would marry Holly White because yes.
"Do you watch the Teletubbies," Ushio inquired with sweat oozing out of her scalp.
"Uhmkdg. Yes," Holly admitted and blushed.
"You got kik?" Ushio couldn't contain her feelings anymore.
"hollywhite694201997b. ," Holly sounded like she was releasing a mixtape on soundcloud.
There's no other way to put it. It was love at first sight. Ushio Okazaki had found the only family she needed.
"I-I'm hentai87ushi," Ushio stuttered.
"U-Ushio-chan," Holly blushed.
"Holly-senpai," Ushio met Holly's gaze.
About 40 years later they got married and adopted a kid named Shinji Ikari off the streets.
