Oh my.. It's almost been twenty minutes, and Emily has had enough. But, of course, she didn't say anything since she the kindness in her heart held her back. Never ever will I let Hanna Marin set me up on a blind date again, the thought in her head roamed. Hanna set Emily up on a blind date with a friend of a friend, and it was just terrible.

"And that's how I like it.." The red headed girl winked. Emily didn't even remember her name, due to how the red headed girl just kept on talking and talking and talking. She even interrupted Emily a million of times. The red headed girl lets her hand rest freely on Emily's knee. Emily's eyes widen and she just said the first lame excuse so she could stand up and go somewhere where she could yell at Hanna over the phone.

She finds the bathroom and immediately takes her phone out her pocket of her blue denim jeans. The phone dials and it didn't take till the fourth dial until Hanna answered.

"Hel-"

"This is so terrible! I couldn't even get one word in! She just keeps talking and talking and eventually she talks about how she likes sex and her hand thinks it's okay to lay on my knee!" Emily said right when Hanna picked up.

She then hears Hanna giggles from the other line. Her eyebrows creased, "Are you laughing?" She said, feeling more annoyed then she already had felt.

"I'm sorry, Em! I didn't know she'd be like that.." Hanna said between laughs.

"What do you mean?" Emily says, "Wait.. You don't even know how she is, don't you?"

Hanna didn't say anything, then Emily's eyes widen. "Seriously Han?!"

"I told you it was mutual! It was one of Mona's friends!" The blond said, trying to defend herself.

"Come here and save me!" Emily begged.

"Okay, I'll be there. Where are you?"

"Alesbianbar" Emily mumbles, knowing it was a terrible place to have a first date at.

"What?"

"A damn lesbian bar"

And there it was. Hanna was laughing again, but this time harder. "You took her to a lesbian bar, Em? That's romantic for a first date." She said, trying to hold in her laughter, but failed.

"I didn't take her! She took me! Anyways just get here fast, I don't want her to think I jumped out the window and ditched her. But it's not like I wouldn't, considering she talks so much" Emily said.

"Okay I'll be there soon" Hanna said. Emily hangs up the phone and takes a deep breath before going back on that bar stool, sitting and listening to the red headed girl, she still didn't remember her name, ramble and over step some boundaries.

"Hey, I was getting worried that you got lost or something" The red headed said with a smile.

"Oh no, there was some girls throwing up in the stalls" Emily lies. Her eyes paid attention to the door more then the red head.

"Okay, so what I was saying was.." And then the red headed girl's voice trailed off. Emily tapped her fingers on the bar counter and waited for Hanna to come.

A very long five minutes passed by and Emily felt so much relieved when she had seen her blond best friend come inside looking for her. When Hanna's eyes finally found Emily, Emily's eyes give Hanna a message saying, 'Help me or I'll murder you!'. Hanna first takes a deep breath, then immediately made her way to Emily and her date.

"How could you?!" Hanna yells at Emily straight in the eye. Emily was surprised by Hanna's actions and just say there with her mouth open, trying to find something to say.

"Excuse me, who are you?" The red head said with a disrespected face.

"Emily's girlfriend" Hanna said firmly back at the red head.

The light bulb in Emily's head flicked on. "Babe, I could explain!" Emily said.

"What is there to explain?! We were going to have gaybies!" Hanna said with a fake crying voice that would win a Emmy.

"Gaybies?" The red head said, highly confused.

"Gay babies!" Hanna said to the red head. Her head turn back at Emily and she takes Emily's drink and pours it on Emily's shirt. Emily's eyes widen and her jaw clenched at Hanna, forcing herself not to yell at the blond who spilled a pink drink all over her white shirt and pants. "You told me you loved me! Especially that night when we were in the kitchen on that chair-"

"Okay I'm out of here. You guys are crazy!" The red head said as she walked away to the exit.

Emily and Hanna watched her leave and then turned their head back to each other. Emily smiles and Hanna and Hanna grinned back.

"Okay.. That was..." The surprised taller sun kissed beauty breathed out before Hanna cuts her off.

"I know" Hanna said, sitting on the stool next to Emily where the red head left. "What was her name anyways?"

"I don't even know" Emily stifles a laugh. She grabs some napkins and tries to dry herself.

"I'm sorry, I just thought that it would be a total win" Hanna said, helping dry Emily's lap by rubbing her thigh with a napkin.

"Han.." Emily says pushing Hanna's hands away because it felt like she was getting set on fire if she was touched around her upper leg area. She was always sensitive in areas like that.

"Sorry" Hanna said.

"It was a total win" Emily says, "You even surprised me.. A lot"

Hanna orders two vodka shots and shows the bartender her fake id. "Let's just drink the night away?" Hanna kinks her eyebrow.

"Hell yeah" Emily said, taking the shot. The burn of the shot quickly took place and causes Emily to cough.

"So why did you agree to go on a blind date? Is this about Paige?" Hanna asks. She was concerned about Emily. Emily hadn't ever mentioned the Paige ever since the break up.

"I'm just trying to move on. Thinking about her every day isn't helping me, so I thought this blind date would change that." Emily said, ordering more shots.

"I'm sorry, Em" Hanna said, caressing Emily's hand with her thumb. "But never mind that, let's talk about your date" The lips on the blond's face curved into a smile and then she smiled with her teeth out.

"Okay for starters, it was all going well," Emily said with a positive tone, giving herself a smile, "Until she opened her mouth" Her smile drops and her tone was disappointed. "She first introduced herself and took me to this bar. The car ride was long even if it was 8 minutes. She talked about marriage.. And it was too much"

"Sounds like a handful" Hanna said, chugging down another vodka shot.

"I think I'm just going to stay single"

"Hell yeah!" Hanna cheers. She was also single at the moment, due to Caleb moving to Ravenswood.

"I don't want to deal with relationships. Nope. Not at all" Emily said, slowly realizing to herself that she didn't need someone to make her happy. After all she still had Hanna, Spencer, and Aria. Her best friends. Those three makes her happy. Emily could have lost a very important swim meet, go to a loss and alll she needs to see is Spencer and Hanna arguing to cheer her up again.

"I totally agree with you, Em," Hanna says with a big smile on her face, "Dealing with relationships are stressful if you think about it! All the jealousy, when they forget dates, when they leave, or anything!"

Hanna hands Emily a shot, "Here's to being single!"

The two chug down a shot and laugh. Happiness. It was same thing they were both feeling. Getting drunk and laughing, they couldn't just do that with anyone. Even if Emily was with Paige! Paige didn't like Emily drinking carelessly. With the alcohol now in both their systems, they begin to laugh and talk about the most random things. Also, what they love the most about about relationships and mainly what they hated the most.

The constant text messages. The always having to manage time. The drama.

"But the physical part is fun" Hanna winks.

"Oh, totally" Emily agrees right away.

"If only there was someone that I had where I could just be.. physical with, and not worry about the drama and jealousy or any feelings I would be fine" Hanna said.

"So just sex?" Emily said with a raised eyebrow

"Yes. No feelings attached."

"That would never work. Have you seen that Mila Kunis and Justin Timberlake movie?" Emily said.

"That's a movie. It's cheesy, it's always one winning the other one's heart in the end. Most likely in the rain like all the other romantic movies end up having a scene in. Don't they care about catching a cold or pneumonia!" The blond said. "And think about it, wouldn't it be a big relief to have someone for sex after having a bad day?"

"You're right" Emily said, glancing at her best friend's lips. The moment felt silent, even if the bar had many women talking and some Pink song playing in the background. They just looked at each other and since they were drunk, if gave them both a different perspective. Hanna looks down at Emily's thick lips and leans her head in..

Suddenly a gorgeous chocolate skin stranger, who looks like she could be in her early 20s, probably 19 with a fake id, gets between the two. "Hi can I buy you a drink?" She said to Emily. Emily thought she was sexy and it was a face she did not want to turn down. She opens her mouth to say yes but Hanna says, "Sorry she's with me."

Emily looks to see Hanna, with one eyebrow raised, and says, "I am?"

"You are."

"Okay, sorry" The stranger walks away.

Emily kinks her eyebrow and bites down her lower lip staring at her bestfriend's lips. They both feel the sexual tension in the air and the small space between them. Hanna glances at Emily's lips then back at her eyes. "If you're thinking what I'm thinking, cough" Hanna said.

Emily coughs.

Random thought of a fic. Also I was inspired by some 'imagine your otp' posts. This is probably not going to be much of a long fic, I'll probably give it around ten or less chapters, depending on how I'll be writing this story and that I still have the other hannily fics that I'm mostly working on.

AND! : This story may be containing smut in the future chapters.. Follow/Fav/and Review please!

Ps! That 'gaybies' joke is something I saw on tumblr or probably on the show.. I don't remember... But it was funny :)