(First NCIS and Five Nights at Freddy's crossover, EVER.)

Assassin whistled as he walked around his desk, in his small office room. Currently he was a...security guard at Freddy Fazbear's Pizza? Yes, it was true. Since all of his contracts were easy targets, Assassin decided to take a actual job. So he grabbed a newspaper, and this was the first one to caught his eyes. So he went to the interview, and was instantly handed the job.

Wanting pointers/tips, he went to the old security guard, Mike Schmidt. Who, gave him some...weird and crazy information. But, he took the info by heart, and snuck in a AK-47 for protection. But the info by Mike was conformed, when he got a call from 'phone guy'. But still, he had his doubts.

"As if the animatronics can come to life." Assassin chuckled to himself, before sitting in the chair and looking on the tablet. He looked towards the main stage, only to frown. "And, the bunny is gone." Assassin stated, watching as only the duck and bear were on stage. He turned off the tablet, before sitting it down onto the table. He looked up, a look of confusion on his face(imagine the face of Will Smith on the Fresh Prince of Bel Air episode, where the pilot jumps out of the small plane, leaving Will alone), but then he smiled and got up from his seat. "Well, this'll be fun."

(Minutes later.)

Bonnie started to sneak into the office, watching as Assassin leaned one hand on the desk, facing the right door way. He was checking his nails, like a man, and clicking his tongue. Bonnie reached out, about to grab his shoulder. But Assassin turned around, grabbing Bonnie's right arm, before turning it around and using his elbow to break it off.

"AHHHHHHH!" Bonnie screamed in pain, feeling as his right arm was torn off.

"Try to kill me again. I FUCKING DARE YOU!" Assassin exclaimed, raising the served arm as if it were a weapon. Bonnie felt something watery cover his crouch, and started dripping onto the floor. In embarrassment and fright, he ran away leaving the killed to think. With that, Assassin threw the arm onto, the table.

"Scare a psychopathic killer animatronic purple bunny into wetting himself." Assassin said to himself, before pulling out a pen and paper, before setting the paper onto the table. "Bucket list check." He stated, before checking off a box with red ink.

(With the animatronics.)

"And, then the guy, tears my arm off!" Bonnie exclaimed, while gesturing to his served arm. Currently he was standing off stage, with the other three right in front of him.

"Sounds, pretty hot." Foxy said with a small blush and feminine giggle, causing her animatronic, yet somewhat real C Cup breasts to bounce slightly. The others looked at her, confused, a little shocked, and a little horrified.

"And, who invited you here?" Bonnie asked, irritated by her statement. Foxy simply shrugged, smiling at his irritated tone. But then a eerie, crazy filled voice entered around the darkness.

"Ready or not, here I come." The voice stated. Bonnie turned around, worry etched on his machine face, while the others watced in confusion.

Instantly multiple lights and loud sounds came from the left, dark hallway, and multiple bullets came flying towards them, almost hitting Freddy. They all watched, as Assassin emerged, holding a gun.

"Gotcha!" He exclaimed, before firing some more. The animatronics screamed and ran away, heading for the right hallway. He gave a psychopathic laugh, before quickly following.

The animatronics ran into his office and went behind his desk, trying to keep safe. But Assassin came in, laughing and pointing the gun as they tried to backup into the wall.

"You promise to stop trying to kill me?!" He questioned with a laugh and growl.

"Yes, yes, we promise." Freddy cried out, hoping not to die. Assassin thought about for a minute, for lowering the gun.

"Ok." He stated, drawing confused looks from the no longer shaking robots.

"Ok?" Chica asked.

"Yes ok. But try to kill me again, I'll tear all of your heads up, put them into a blender, grind them into powder, put them into either soda or water, and drink it all." He informed with a crazy grin, before pointing to the door. "Now, get the hell out!" He ordered. The animatronics slowly and awkwardly nodded, before carefully walking away from him. With Bonnie first, the Freddy, Chica, and finally, Foxy.

Foxy walked out of the office, only to gasp and blush as she felt him slap, metal ass. She turned around, a blush dominating her face, eyes wide, mouth opened in a gasp at the spank. Assassin gave her a sexy smile, before closing the door on her and turning on the light. She blushed even more, before walking away, grinning and rubbing where he slapped her.

'I hope he stays.' She thought to her self, blushing even more.

Assassin laughed to himself, before turning on the other light and closing the other door. He sat back into his chair, with his feet propped onto the table, smirking

"This job's gonna be fun." He said to himself, before falling asleep, not worrying about losing power or the killer animatronics.

Wanna know why? Because he, is a fucking badass!