HELLO EVERYBODY! Okay. Well, I'm gonna be here with a co-host, but their identity is remaining a secret. And I will most likely be asking myself why I decided to let him be my co-host throughout the majority of this story. Some of you will know who he is by some things he does. Oh! Here he is. *a cotton candy cloud appears above my head and starts raining chocolate milk.* Thanks. I love chocolate milk. *I hold out a glass and fill it with milk. When I try to take a drink, the glass grows legs and kicks my nose then runs off after I drop it* Not cool man!
?: I'd say it is very 'cool'. *snow then covers the entire place and he begins laughing*
Me: G-g-get r-rid o-off the sn-snow NOW!
?: very well. *snow turns into water*
Me: Not what I meant. Now, get rid of the water without turning it into something else!
?: You're no fun. *Water dissappers*
Joy: I like this guy!
Me: What are you doing here!?
Joy: I wanted to meet the co-host. Can I also co-host?
Me: Why not.
?: At least someone knows how to have fun.
Me: I'm just glad niether of you will be narrating. Otherwise, it would be filled with chaos or it would take one regular chapter just to say it is a sunny day all in one breath and so fast no one can read it. Alright enough babble. Would our mysterious co-host do the disclaimer.
?: He doesn't own anything except his plot and OCs. He also hasn't thought of a title at the time of typing this title, which would explain if the title sucks. TO THE STORY! *pie is thrown at the screen and is removed to show the starting scene*
The group walks into the kitchen to see DB eating a pie. Po reaches for the pie. "Where'd you get the pie?"
DB smacks his hand away. "I got it from the bunch that was thrown during the introduction. It was one of those left over. Though, they were reallly made as they were thrown, so how there were extras, who knows, course the mysterious co-host doesn't need to make sense." (A/N: ?:EXACTLY!)
Matthew face-palmed. "You're breaking the fourthwall this early in a story?" Matthew removed his hand. "You usually wait until at least the second chapter."
"I know. I had to explain the pie thing though."
"If you two are done breaking the fourth wall, I have some errands I need to be done in the Valley." The group turned to Shifu, who had just walked in. He held out a list that rolled out the door. "It is going to require DB, Matthew and Po."
DB sighed. "This is for putting pudding in your robes, isn't it?"
"And the mud on my toothbrush." He handed the list to DB before leaving.
"Come on guys."
"What about lunch!?" DB turned to Po and Mantis.
"Po. We can stop at yur dad's shop. Mantis, Tigress can cook. Remember, she's been learning from Po." DB then dragged Po out as Tigress got started on cooking.
bottom of steps, a few minutes later
The trio stepped off the last step when an explosion was heard from the palace. (A/N: Me: Did you do that? ?: Yes. It was just so boring, I had to do something. Don't worry. Nobody's hurt. It was a cheese explosion. Joy: YAY CHEESE!) "I hope nobody's hurt."
DB sighed at Po's statement. "Weren't you listening? It was a cheese explosion."
Matthew replied, "But, it doesn't mean nobody's hurt, even if he said they weren't."
"Whatever. Let's just get something to eat then we can get to work on the list. Who brought the money?" He recieved silence and blank stares from both of them. "We forgot to bring money?"
Po rubbed the back of his head nervously. "I thought you were going to grab it."
"I said one of you to grab it!"
Matthew sighed. "Well, we can go to one of my secret stashes. We just have to make sure nobody's looking."
"Alright. Po, you want to start the errends while we go get the money?"
"Sure. I'll do it so that it puts me closer to my dad's shop." Po took the list and ran off.
"Alright, let's get some money." The two took off in a jog towards one of his stashes. They got to an empty street. They began walking normally, but DB was a little more cautious. He put his hand on his sword. "Something seems off about this street."
Matthew shrugged. "It usually doesn't have many people walking through it."
"Yeah, but doesn't it at least have someone in it." DB's eyes darted back and forth with his ears twitching often.
"You're right. It is a little more empty than usual. Don;t know why, though." Just then, DB was struck by a blur and he was sent skidding across the street. He jumped up, only to be met by a barage of punches to his abdomen, before being kicked into a building and landing on his rump. He looked up, only to get his heck in between a sword with two blades.
"Well, this isn't how I expected my day to go." He took note that his assailant had a slender build, but still somewhat muscular. They were wearing a green shirt that covered their arms and a dark blue mask with matching pants and their feet were covered by what looked like tabi boots. He also noticed that one hand was on the sword with another somewhat hidden, but holding something in striking position. He also took note that with the speed they attacked, he wouldn't be able to attack without them stabbing him at least once. "Who taught you? Also, what do you want?"
His attacker let out a growl. They then spoke and they were obviously male, but their voice was a higher masculine voice. "I am here to deliver a message. My message, your death will be slow and painful." They then removed their sword and dashed off.
Matthew got to DB and knelt down. "What did they want?"
DB blinked a couple times. "That. Was a scary situation. They gave me a message that I would have a slow and painful death."
"I wonder who they were."
"I don't even know what species of animal they are. I'm guessing they are a feline of some sort by their build. We need to see if their are any new felines here." Matthew nodded and they headed off.
Somewhere else in the Valley
A cheetah walked through the streets, looking at a bag of gold in his hands. He was wearing sandals, dark blue pants and a matching shirt. He was headed for a resauraunt, when he noticed a family of bunnies wearing rags of clothing. He heard one of the children say, "Mommy, I'm hungry."
The cheetah closed his eyes and said to himself, "I know what that's like." He looked between the restauraunt and the family. He sighed. "I can go another day without food." He walked up to the family. "Excuse me." The parents turned to him and he knelt down. "I would like to give you this." He handed them the bag of gold.
When they opened the bag they gasped. The father began, "Sir, we can-" He stopped when he noticed the cheetah was gone. "Children, did you see where he went?" They all shook their heads.
In an alleyway not too far away, the cheetah smiled. A voice spoke from behind. "That was nice of you."
He turned quickly. He seen a panda. "How did you get in here so quietly?"
"Oh, I was just walking through to get to my dads shop when I seen you give that family a bag of coins." The cheetah's stomach growled. "How long has it been since you ate?"
"Three days."
"Woah. I couldn't imagine going three days without a meal. Would you like to eat at my dad's noodle shop with me and my two friends?"
"Sure. I'd like that. Afterwards, I can get back to what I was sent here to do." He said the last part to himself.
"Great! Let's go and wait for them." The two walked out, only to be ran into by Matthew and DB. Po looked up from the ground with DB getting up form his stomach. "What are you two in such a rush for?"
DB helped Po up. "Well, I was just attacked with a warning. But, that can be talked about over lunch. Who's your friend."
"Oh. Um. I never got your name."
The cheetah shook his head. "I'm Chee-lo." He then lifted his head up to see DB and he froze for a second, but DB wasn't paying him mind. He had face-palmed. "What's the matter?"
"I just realized that we forgot to grab money."
Mathew smirked. "Actually, I had grabbed the money just as you were hit. Luckily, I grabbed enough for six."
"What are we waiting for then!?" Po ran into his dad's noodle shop.
DB and Matthew entered behind him, and the cheetah entered last. "This will be interesting."
?: Well, That is the chapter. Also, the author is a little... tied up at the moment, so Joy and I will be narrating now, but we won't take it too far.
Joy: Nopetty nope nope! Iwon'tgoonanincrediblylongexplanationofanythinglik eInormallywouldwithouttakingabreathandmakingitsooo olongthatnobodywouldreadI'mjustgoingtodoitlikethau thorwouldwithaspiceofmyownlittlethingjustlikethemy sterioushostisgoingtodo!
?: You are almost a carbon copy of someone from my dimension.
Joy: Duh! I was copied off of them! So, of course I would be. I just got a teensy bit of the author with me.
?: Well, since the author wants this, review. If there is anything crazy you want to hppen in the story that doesn't involve the plot line, let me know.
*I burst out of a closet* Me: WHY!?
Joy: How'd you get out!?
Me: It might have something to do with the fact I was tied up by licorice.
?: Well, how about wires. *Wires come out of the closet and pull me back in. I scream for a little bit before they become muffled* He just had a sock stuck in his mouth.