Waring- Bad word, drug, beer, humorous, yaoi, yuri, drama, and some sex. I don't own Hetalia character.
[Act one]
[Everyone join America party and they had great time. Russia, Lithuania, Estonia, and Latvia chat until they saw Poland, China, and Sealand, mind their own business]
Russia: ! Damn...I gonna bang this Chinese ass harder!
Lithuania: Damn, I gonna eat Poland up!
Latvia: Damn, I gonna had sex with SEALAND!
Russia: What wrong with you? He is 12! And virgin! Poland is Virgin as well!
Lithuania and Latvia: Don't care!
Estonia: I gonna ask America to date me~
Lithuania: Man! You are weird !
Latvia: I gonna do it...I gonna do it...*get up and went to Sealand* Hi...
Sealand: Hi, Latvia!
Latvia: Wanna go out with me?
Russia: *mummer* I bet he will say no...
Sealand: Sure, Latvia! You are my first friends I got! *Hold Latvia, giggle*
Latvia: *grin*
Russia, Lithuania, and Estonia: *jaw drop*
China: Aru!
Russia: Join mother Russia! *Carried China* I win!
China: Wait...WHAT!? ARU!
Lithuania: Hell...Poland is my husband but we never do it yet! Knew what!? Poland!
Poland: Yes?
Lithuania: *grab Poland, made out with him, and grab his butt*
Poland: Oh, Liet~ ~ !
Lithuania: *stop* Can we...?
Poland: No.
Lithuania: *cry* DAMN!
Estonia: It just me, alone, in chair...*drink beer* *sign*
[Act two]
Belgium: Big brother! Big brother! France sexual harassment me by touch my breasts!
Netherland: Hey, you prevent bitch!
France: Crap...*run off*
Netherland: *run as well*
Belgium: Get him, big brother! :3
Sweden: What the hell?...Everyone act crazy.
Finland: Yep. They don't act normal or seriousness anymore.
Sealand: Papa! Mama! I had boyfriend now!
Sweden: WHAT!?
Latvia: And I am Sealand boyfriend. *Kiss Sealand on cheek*
Sweden: 0-0 My son...
Finland: I very glad that you two are happy each other! *Smile*
Sealand: Thank, Mama!
Seychelles: Brother! I want go home!
America and Canada: What wrong, our little sister?
Seychelles: Because everyone begin drink beer! Too much alcohol!
America: *sign* Why you can't leave?
Seychelles: Because England drive me here.
Canada: Then leave with England.
Seychelles: England made out with Prussia!
[America gasp and saw England, who made out with drunk Prussia]
America: ...England...
England: Hi, Baby! *Look at America then Prussia* *gasp* Babe, let me explain!
'America: Hell no! *Cry* You cheating on me! How could you!? *run off*
Canada: Prussia...You cheating on me too!?
Prussia: We both drunk!
Canada: *cry and run off*
Seychelles: What the hell wrong with both of you? You made my brother crying! Wait, brother! *run off*
England and Prussia: Damn...we are both asshole...
Korea: Hi, babe~ *wink at Seborga* I never knew about Italian be cute and hot~
Seborga: Go to hell! *stab Korea with knife*
Korea: Ow! What the fuck, bitch?
Italy: Hey!
Korea: What?
Italy: He is my little brother! Don't call him this name!
Korea: Oh, please. Shut the hell up, Italy, you dumbass!
Romano: Hey!
Korea: Who are you?
Romano: I am big brother of Italy and Seborga! Don't my 1th younger brother a dumbass!
Korea: *laugh*
Germany: I am Italy boyfriend.
Spain: And Romano boyfriend! *Hold axes*
Korea: ! *Run off*
Japan: I guess I be alone again...I need men right now. A men with honest feeling! A men with stronger muscle and hot! A men with lazy attitude! Please, get me one!
Greece: I love cat.
Japan: Work for me! *Smile and hold Greece arm*
[Act three]
Hungary: Austria, Switzaland is virgin. He is very interesting on you.
Austria: Really?
[Austria look at Switzaland, who blush red]
Austria: DAMNIT! He is my first love!
Hungary: Well, don't sit down with me! Go to him! Go to your first love!
Austria: Okay! *Went to Switzaland* Hi, babe~
Switzaland: *smile while blush cuteness*
Liechtenstein's: Big brother? *Bink* Oh god...He is gay?
Belarus: *smoke a pot*
Ukraine: LITTLE SISTER! DROP THIS POT RIGHT NOW!
Belarus: Big brother don't love me...*smoke more* he love China...not me...
Ukraine: ...Know what? Get me this! *Grab pot and smoke* wow...my eye is red now...I think I am high...*giggle*
Belarus: yes, dude! Let made out!
Ukraine: Okay!
Belarus and Ukraine: *made out with tongue*
Estonia: ! I had use this bathroom for...you know...*went to bathroom*
Turkey: Hi, Japan! If you need men with stronger muscle, I must be this one! *Naked* What you think?
Japan: OH MY GOD! YOU ARE HAIRY AND YOUR DICK IS SMALL! I DATE WITH GREECE NOW!
[Everyone laugh at Turkey and he cover himself]
Denmark: *laugh* Oh my god! It so fucking funny!
Norway: Where is Iceland!?
[Iceland and Hong Kong at outside, which has big pool on ground]
Wy: *drive in* I love this party! It had everything! Pool party! Fun! And more!
Taiwan: Wy...are you drunk?
Wy: Hell ya!
Hong Kong: Iceland, come on! *Drive in* This water is fine, babe!
Iceland: *blush and drive in* I love you.
Hong Kong: I love you too.
Iceland: *sign* You know, we are both virgin.
Hong Kong: Yes...
Iceland: And America had lot of room~ You know what I think? *grin*
Hong Kong: :D I do!
Norway: OVER MY DEAD BODY! *Attack Hong Kong*
[Act 4]
America: *cry* I can't believe England dump me for Germans!
Canada: I can't believe Prussia dump me for British!
Seychelles: I can't believe Ukraine and Belarus made out!
Ukraine: *naked, top of Belarus* My little sister~
Belarus: *half naked* Big sister~
Seychelles: *thower water at them* Bitch! You are sister! It fucking gross!
Latvia: Sealand, how about that I get us some beer?
Sealand: Beer? I can't. Papa say alcohol is bad for kid as me.
Latvia: How about sex~ ?
Sealand: Oh my god! Can we waiting? I am Virgin...And kid!
Latvia: Man, Sealand. Show me your nipple and chest!
Sealand: I will show you my chest?
Latvia: Yes.
Sealand: *lift up his shirt and his chest is showing. He had cute pink nipple* What you think?
Latvia: Cute!
Sweden: HEY! SON, PLEASE YOUR SHIRT DOWN!
Finland: *drunk* Weeeeee! *Rip his shirt and his chest is showing*
Sweden: ...My wife...*grab Finland*
Finland: My husband~
Sealand: My EW!
Italy: Ve! America and Canada! If you want your seme back, be touch and grab them!
America: You are right, Italy! Come on, me and other me too!
Canada: I. AM. !
England: America!
America: What you want now?
England: I am sorry! Me and Prussia drunk too much and...we are both IDOIT...Forgive me?
America: ...sure...whatever, dude.
England: *kiss America*
Prussia: Canada. I am sorry.
Canada: Oh, Prussia! *Made out with Prussia*
Seychelles: ! Wow...
[Act five]
[In morning, All nation and micnation lay down on ground. Poland is first one awake up]
Poland: *yawn* *he wear his pink short dress* This is best party ever!
Lithuania: *awake* Poland, babe? *Kiss Poland on cheek*
Poland: Good moring, Liet!
Lithuania: Poland...do we had sex?
Poland: Let me check. *Lift up his dress and his underwear still there* Hope! Still a virgin!
Lithuania: Damnit!
America: *yawn* England...My ass is hurt from last night! *Hit England*
England: Ow!
Canada and Prussia: *smile happy in their sleep together*
Seychelles: I can't believe I had sleep on floor last night...
Liechtenstein's: You think?
Romano: Next time, don't let me go to party...
Spain: Same here. My head hurt by drink too much tomatoes wine.
Romano: WHAT!? You basted! They are mine!
Italy: Ve~ *yawn*
Germany: *hold Italy* *sign*
Russia: Me and China had fun last night.
Japan: What you do to my brother!?
China: *wear Russia shirt* We fucked last night, Aru.
Japan, Hong Kong, Korea, and Taiwan: 0-0
Iceland: I hate Norway...
Norway: Called me big brother.
Iceland: No! You hit Hong Kong with bat last night!
Denmark: Norway...Iceland and Hong Kong are big enough. It their desion.
Norway: But I am Iceland big brother!
Sweden: Shut up...
Finland: *yawn* Boy! I must drink too much!
Sweden: You think?
France: *he crying on top of tree*
Belarus: Why I am half naked?
Ukraine: Why I am naked?
Estonia: you two got high and you do some yuri stuff!
Belarus: Oh my god!
Ukraine: *scream*
Sealand: Why we at outside?
[Everyone realize that they at outside, not inside of America house]
Belgium: Now we knew why France at top of tree.
Latvia: Do everyone remember what happened?
Wy: I think I do! I record it! *Hold her carma*
[All nation watch this video, some of them phew, some of them blush red, and some of them shug]
America: I see...We all hear big bang! Then we go outside and we saw Netherland attack France with tree. And next thing we knew that a big tree drop in us and we somehow survive without no bruise.
Poland: I still virgin! I knew it!
Lithuania: I had...sex with Russia and China last night?
America: Okay! Everyone! It is best, right!?
Everyone: Hell yeah!
The end...