[Scene opens to Commander Shepard sitting at a table pouring a can of Smith and Forge Hard Cider into a glass mug. Behind him is Grunt fighting off a group of husks and marauders with his bare claws.]
"This-" Shepard says as he finishes pouring the alcohol into the mug and setting the can down, "- is Smith and Forge Hard Cider. It's like Grunt here," he explains, gesturing with a nod at the raging krogan, who is busy chewing on the bodiless head of a marauder. "Strong." Grunt spits out the marauder's head and grabs a husk that is trying to sneak away. "Sturdy," Shepard continues.
"I AM KROGAN!" Grunt bellows as he rips the husk in half.
"-but not too sweet," Shepard finishes with a deadpan expression.
[Scene changes to a can and glass mug full of Smith & Forge Hard Cider sitting on an empty table. Piano music plays overhead as the announcer begins to talk.]
"Built from apples, built to refresh," the announcer says. "Smith and Forge Hard Cider. Made Strong!" the man finishes with the company's slogan as several marauders in the background run past the table in a panicked state as Grunt comes flying through the air after them, roaring his head off.]