ALRIGHTY! since you guys don't read these authors notes I'll just be on my way...hehe jk. So I'll do the disclaimer.
I DON'T OWN NARUTO! only the OC ones.
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I bet you're wondering who I am..right? Well isn't it obivious? I'm the one and only, Sakura Haruno! Yup-yup...I have pink hair and green eyes,and might I say a skinny-model-material-body! Well hehe just kidding. I'm a nurse at 'Konoha Hospital' -Sigh- I know having pink hair is a bit unusual and a ahem wide forehead.
So yea...I just met the love of my life! He's hot, cool onyx eyes,chicken ass hair and ahem cool collected personality! Well that's what he looks like anyhow my day started just like any other day it was really night though anyhow- until Ino-pig called.
Who is Ino-pig by the way? She's one of my three best friends. She's loud, obnixious, your happy-go-lucky type of girl. She has blonde hair and blue eyes. Anyhow on with the story.
Sakura sniffed and ate another spoon of ice cream (which was by the way Caramel Chocolate!)
"No! No! NOOO! Kenji, you-you cannot die! Hana needs you!" she yelled crying tears.
She was watching a romance-comedy called College-love. (It was really cheesy by the way!)
So she was in blue pichacco p-jays, watching a cheesy romance dvd and eating ice cream.
"My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, they're like, it's better than yours-"
"Moshi-Moshi! Saki-chan here!" she said anwsering the phone but not before blowing her nose with a tissue. "Sakura...I wanna play a game.." it was a very scratchy voice ya knoe the one like the horror movies. (I watch tooo much movies.)
Being the naive girl I was "Oh! I like games!" "Yes...10 years ago..." "What about Goldfish?"
"No, as I was saying..10 years ago you suffered a-" "I know scrabble!" "GOD FOREHEAD! GEEZE! CAN'T YOU JUST STOP BEING SO NIAVE AND REALIZE THAT THERE IS SOMEONE SCARY ON THE PHONE!" Guess who that was?
Yup in was Ino-pig. "Ino-pig! Don't you realize that I have work tomarrow!?" yelled Sakura -insert sweatdrop here- "Don't you remember forehead? Tsunade-sama put you on vication for two months!?" Sakura sighed "Uh...er...yea! I remembered!" she said. "Sure whatever Forehead!" "Shut-up Ino-pig!" "Forehead!"
"PORKY PIG!!" "FOR-HEAAAAD!!" "PIG PIG PIG! OINK OINK!" "..." "Pig...?" "..."
"She just hang up on me...what a pig."said Sakura getting up from the couch and putting away the huge tub of ice cream. "My Milkshake brings all the boys to the yard,they're like, better that yours, damn-" "Moshi-moshi! Saki-sama here!" "Anyhow forehead, come to the night club I want you to meet someone, Hina-chan and Ten-ten are coming.No buh-buts come down now before he/she gets drunk.Bye FOOOOOREHEAD!" Sakura stood there blank holding the phone to her ear.
"What a bitch! She just decides to tell me what to do?! GAH! I'LL SHOW THAT BITCH A LESSON!" she yelled stomping upstairs to her bedroom getting changed.
10 minutes later...
She came stomping downstairs mumbling stuff like...'I may be a crazy bitch sometimes but
I'm not as piggyish as her...pig.' or 'gawd, bossy pig just wait Ino..' She grabbed her phone and her keys and stomped to the garage to where her car was.(Blue Nissan Altima by the way...hehehe)
She sighed and drove to 'The Nightclub' Such a simple name no? Anyhow I didn't describe her attire yet so since you love that I'll describe it to you. She wore a black baby doll and a yellow skirt with a yellow hairband that was a ribbon that had a big ass bow sitting on top of her head, with black ballet flats.
With Ino..
Shikamaru,Tenten,Hinata, and the new guy sweat dropped at the conversation the two had. (Ino-pig and Forehead.) "How immature..."mumbled the new guy crossing his arms in front of his chest. "But! you'll love her Teme! Really!" said Naruto smiling. The 'Teme' Hn'ed and drank his achohol.
"Troublesome...Ino-woman.." sighed Shikamaru. Ino popped a vain and bonked Shikamaru. "Oww..." "What..?" "Nothing..." "Meh..."
"Hinata-chan!! You're so cute ya know that?!" yelled Naruto hugging Hinata. "Naruto, you're too loud!" said a half drunk Hinata. "HEHE!" "Naruto!" "Sorry...I'll try that again.. hehe!" he whispered. Hinata smiled and pecked Naruto.
"Faith is what brought us together...Tenten..our destiny is us...having kids and marrying eachother.." explained a very drunk Neji. Tenten giggled as she held up the video camera.
(Bad Tenten! Don't film Neji when he's drunk!) Neji giggled "So...yea, I used Tresume the other day for my hair and now, it's so smooth and shiny!" he said. Tenten giggled more So good for blackmail! she thought.
Sasuke grinned and videotaped Neji on his cellphone. Until..."INO-BOAR!!" That was me yea ya know the traffic in Konoha! Too Busy! "You're late Saki-chan!" said Ino grinning showing Sakura a seat next to Sasuke.
Sasuke POV
I was video taping Hyugga for ya know blackmail until I saw the most beautiful woman ever!
I mean she had short hair, held back by a yellow ribbon. She had the most hypnotizing green jade eyes. She sat next to me, and Ino introduced us to each other.
I could feel the Dobe jabbing his elbow on my stomach which I wasn't really paying attention to.
"This is Sakura Haruno! Sasuke!" she said. I held out a hand and nodded. She seemed to be lost until 3 seonds later she took my hand. "Sasuke Uchiha.."I said...she smiled I smirked.
Hn...Ooh! Sexy lady! Not you...again. Shut up! Fuck you go away...FINE! DUMBASS!
Sakura POV
Woa! Hottie-hot-hottie right there! I am about to bonk Ino upside the head until she introduced me to Sasuke. He took out his hand...but I didn't really notice...he was just so...his eyes
onyx...black,midnight color, and ending tunnel of darkness-you get the point.
His eyes are almost prettier than Naruto's! Well not pretty but mysterious and...hypnotyzing. I felt Ino jab me on my side and then just like that! BOOM! I snapped out of it, well not boom but SNAP! yea SNAP! I smiled and shook his hand "Sasuke Uchiha..." he said. Is he smirking?
SMEXIEEEE! Oh-god...just this time leave me alone! FINE! I'LL BE QUIET! I'LL JUST WATCH...
Naruto POV
Oooh! I can tell Sasuke-teme has a thing for Sakura-chan! AND THE SAME WITH SAKURA-CHAN!! OOOOH! I SMELL LOVE IN THE AIR!!
I kept jabbing Sasuke-teme in the stomach cause I know it anoys him...he has that look that he wants Saki-chan!! oooohhh! GAWD! HE"S NOT NOTICING MEEE!!
-JAB- nothing.. -JAB!- Nothing... MAN! DAMMIT! Oh well, I'll just go see what Neji-chan is doing...
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