ello! I thought I should do this because I do too many romantic tragedy stories, so even though this may not be funny, just deal with it.
Disclaimer: Whoopsi-Daisy!
Athrun walked out to the deck of the Archangel.
" Hey Cagalli!" Cagalli smiled and waved for him to come over, Athrun being overjoyed with the sudden niceness by Cagalli ran with blinding speed to get to her, unfortunately he did mot see some crew members coming around the corner with some C-4 explosives. In a burst of speed Athrun bum-rushed passed them causing the C-4 explosives to fly up in mid-air.
" Hi Cagalli how are you today?!" Cagalli put on a smile.
" Just fine Athrun- BOOM!!!!!! AHHHHHHH!!! In the background about a dozen crew members fly out through the big open hole on the roof of the Archangel. " Wow Athrun it seems that the Archangel has acquired a new spring and everyone is testing it."
"Athrun looked at her curiously and turned around. " Whoopsi-Daisy!" Cagalli and Athrun laughed in unison.
Kira was walking down the hallway and bumped into someone with long beautiful hair. " Oh hi Lacus!"
" Oh hello Mr. Yamato how are you today?"
" I'm fine Lacus, I got this new blender so I can make milkshakes and stuff." Kira showed her the blender.
Lacus looked inside of it while some few strands of her hair fell into the blender.
" Here Lacus let me show you how cool it is!" Kira in hyper seed excited mode Covers the Blender and presses the button that makes it blend. The blender goes over taking Lacus' hair with it. " AHHHHHH MY HAIR!!!! MY HAIR BEAUTIFUL HAIR!!!!!!" Of course while she is saying this she decides to go into a song.
" OH MY LOVELY HAIR!!!
IT IS IN THE AIR!!!!
PLEASE SOMEONE HELP ME,
I'M GOING TO BECOME A BALDIE!!!!!!!" Music Music…blah blah.
Kira looks on in wonder " Whoopsi-Daisy!" and then decides to break down and cry. Cagalli hearing his crying from a million miles away runs to comfort him.
" It's okay to be okay…it's going to be okay…..it's going to be okay…..it's going to be okay……it's going to be okay….it's going to be okay…..it's going to be---- 20 minutes later. …it's going to be okay….it's going to be okay….it's going to be--" " GODDAMN DON'T YOU GET IT! IT'S GOING TO BE OKAY, YOU LITTLE SISSY STOP CRYING! Cagalli pushes him and looks down. " Whoopsi Daisy!" then storms off, by now Lacus' hair is all gone.
Sobbing. " I am now bald…..My hair is all gone….won't you sing with me….."
" Oh shut up! That doesn't even have rhythm!" Kira puts his hand up to his mouth. " Whoopsi-Daisy!" Kira runs off after Cagalli.
Lacus cries, Athrun Laughs, and Kira is running after a girl who is about to blow up the world. The end.
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