Yo, welcome to Hot 69's Ratchet Azz Hour, this is D.J. Minnie Mirage, small time tribble trader and interstellar MC coming at y'all with some crunk Star Trek and Star Wars hip hop parodies for Summer 2213. So listen up and y'all might hear some of your favorite Earth favorites featured from the year of 2013 because we are doing a mirror universe rewind, chopped and screwed style.
Chapters:
Y.U. Mad (Tribbles) originally by Nicki Minaj
Starship Party - based on Body Party by Ciara
Q Don't Even Know It - based on U.O.E.N.O. by Rick Ross
If The Spaceship Dies - based on Que Tengo Que Hacer by Daddy Yankee
Super Space - based on Super Bass by Nicki Minaj
"Y. U. Mad" (Tribble Rap)
(By Cyrano Jones)
[Jones:]
I sell tribbles, you know,
They on quadrotriticale,
Haha, I said me
I'm like squirrel on a high wire
[Verse 1: Cyrano Jones]
I sell tribbles like breezy, business is easy
Pull up to the star base, Klingon get a squeegee
No my tribbles ain't sick, they eat triticale
Haha, they're sleeping on your chair, Cap'n Kirk, z-z
This tribble's beige, this one is mahogany
That tribble's stripe, some of them are burgundy
When I'm off the planet, aliens call me Jonesy
Let's have Vulcan port wine, buy some tribbles from me
Damn, Starfleet, I'm profiting but I'm still bored
We shine, latinum cluster
As for your ship? Dead. Klingon Buster
[Hook: A tribble]
That's why you mad (Cooo)
That's why you why you mad mad
That's why you mad (Cooo)
That's why you why you mad mad
That's why you mad (Cooo)
That's why you why you mad mad
That's why you mad (Cooo)
That's why you why you mad mad
Tribble bigger than Kirk
It's made of a hundred tribbles
Man, fudge ya'll Klingons
Put your Bat'leth down
Sell tribbles anywhere except triticale farm ground
Tribble breeder I am, Klingons know me
I also sell widgets from around the galaxy
Dropped out of school, but I'm still rich
Doing mind tricks like Bene Gesserit witch
Would you like a fuzzy tribble? 3 credits n1gga
Popping Romulan ale with the admiral, n1gga
Tribbleman, tribbleman
Triticale in my hand get the dustpan
There's 1,771,561
Tribbles in the ship like waterbugs son
[Hook: A tribble]
That's why you mad (Cooo)
That's why you why you mad mad
That's why you mad (Cooo)
That's why you why you mad mad
That's why you mad (Cooo)
That's why you why you mad mad
That's why you mad (Cooo)
That's why you why you mad mad
[Verse 3: Cyrano Jones]
Uh, I got the world in my starship
Drank full of Romulan Ale
Klingons think they fly make me check ya warp drive
That Q on my hat is for Q not Queensbridge
I bet I can turn a Vulcan to a tribble loving plushophile
And I do it for my tribbles, my muthaf–king tribbles
Cause these Klingons so thirsty like they be f-kin Romulans
I'm a galactic sideshow, to say the least ho
No poison triticale, unless you're a Klingon, yo
Yeah tonight, I'll probably infest another planet girl
Party time, excellent, with Orion girls
This Latinum n1gga, eat a d1ck
Have the ship on lock, gave the key to Kirk
[Hook: Tribble]
That's why you mad (Cooo)
That's why you why you mad mad
That's why you mad (Cooo)
That's why you why you mad mad
That's why you mad (Cooo)
That's why you why you mad mad
That's why you mad (Cooo)
That's why you why you mad mad
[Jones :]
Yeah, Tribbles are the flyest
What to do 100
Tribble buisness
Bigger than life