Heeeello Humans, My name is Q! I've been searching for new ways to amuse myself and my Professor of

humanities suggested amusing others (Something about Riker and his "real women"). So here's how it will

work, you give me three completely random words (such as Ice cream, Dog, River) and I'll make a story

involving those 3 words. Do you understand? I hope so because if you can't I will officially decree Man kind

to be a terrible species and I'll probably kill all of you for fun. READY! SET! GOOOOOOOO!