Kingdom Hearts
"ARGGG! I can't believe you ripped my favorite stuffed animal my 1957 pink fluffy care bear strawberries! You're soooo heartless I got that when I was in my first year of Organization 13 from Demex that's it bring it on. Axel's shacrums appear and out come the flames." As Sora gets into his stance Axel says "hey Sora do you have to go to the bathroom before we start because it's right over there." Points in the direction of the bathroom. Sora looks in that direction mutters a quiet excuse me and runs into the bathroom which he emerges from two minutes later and materializes his key blade. He says to Axel "thanks you know you figured it out so easily that I have to go to the bathroom before every battle; you know why?" Axel "ah, should I?" Sora well to tell you the truth it's because after previous battles with heartless I just get so thirsty you know. So automatically I go and drink a whole bunch of water and then later when I run into you Nobodies it has traveled all the way to my bladder so naturally I have to go to the bathroom and that's why I'm always rocking back and forth and looking around it's my bathroom dance and I always look around to see if I can find one but until now I've never found one! Axel "So are you done yet because you're quite the talker." Sora "like you should talk you stole Kairi and won't tell me where she is!" Axel "what does that have anything to do with talking?" Sora "it does because I say it does and I love her!" Axel *sigh* "let's just get this over with come on we've been talking way too much it's a crime. Let's fight already! Now come on! Bring it! Ahhhhhhhhhh!" Sora "ok… that was totally weird; not that it matters much okay here I come!" HIYA!" Axel (we were nice enough to only put in the sounds because his defeats to miserable to watch) "OOOF! AGH! FIRE! AHHHHHHH! NOOOOOOO! It's my birthday why Sora you should have remembered I'm so hurt goodbye *sniffle*." Axel disappears into the darkness. Sora says to Donald and Goofy who had watched Axels' humiliating defeat with their jaws on the ground "that was so weird I don't think anything that could have happened would've surprised me." All of a sudden Sora is hit in the face by the snowball and he exclaims "ouch my face! Who threw that?" He yells at the darkness where a slight chuckle comes from. Finally Sora leaves without Donald and Goofy to the next world he must save. Not! He actually steals the gummi ship and starts scowering space looking for Riku and Kairi. Narrarator pfft. Like they would be randomly floating in space nice try Sora but it's not happening!