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Hello and welcome to my story!

Basically this story will be filled with various "Two-Shots" of Sasori and Deidara doing many random things.

Yes this is Sasori x Deidara and as the chapters move forward, they will start to act more like couples heheh. Get ready for cute fluffs from the artists!

1) I will try to keep Deidara and Sasori in character. So no... Deidara is not going to act like some girl... hehheh.

2) They are not going to admit their love in like the first few chapters! I want there to be some developing plot too XD

3) Deidara is going to be 14 in the FIRST two shot story and he will keep aging until he reaches age 19 at some point of the chapter!

4) I like both Sasodei and Deisaso so it will have both!

Thank you again!

Poison: Part 1

Akasuna no Sasori had a lot of experience with various missions that was sent from the leader of Akatuki organization but this was his first time having a mission with a certain newly recruited member.

To be more specific, the new member was a teenage blond boy who had an opposite view from Sasori's artistic perspective. It was already bad enough that the great puppet master was paired up with an arrogant child, but also he had to look out for his partner since it was his first mission after all.

'I never had to do this with my other partner…' Sasori thought about his ex-partner while he was inside Hiruko.

Their mission was to retrieve one of the forbidden scrolls that was located in the hidden village of Lightning, Kumogakure. When Sasori first heard this mission requested from Pain, the puppet master strongly refused for some pretty good reasons. He knew that his new partner's techniques would be weak against lightning. Sasori also knew that if they happen to run into some ninjas who can perform the skill to cut his chakra stings using cloud style swordsmanship, that would be another huge conflict. But to the puppet master's surprise, Pain still continue to follow his first intention saying that there are no available Akatsuki members to take that mission during this time.

Sasori was just glad that the infiltration inside the base of the village to find the scroll was easy enough with only few killings of guard ninjas here and there.

"Sasori no Danna," the blond boy called out while searching for the scroll in the hidden camber, "Don't you think this is a suicidal mission?"

"You think I don't know that?" Sasori replied rather in an angry voice inside Hiruko, "We are at a huge disadvantage if they find us here. Now hurry look and let's leave this place."

"You don't have to get all mad at me you know, un." Deidara, who was Sasori's current partner, rolled his eyes as he continued to search through different cabinets. "It's going to take forever to find the stupid scroll, un!"

"Keep your voice down." Sasori used Hiruko's long scorpion tail to give a threat to Deidara, "Do you want to get killed here, boy?"

"Okay first of all Sasori no Danna, I have a name too, un! Does it kill you to say Deidara even once?"

"I'm in no mood to argue with a little fourteen year old brat. Now hurry search with your mouth closed before I do it for you with my poison."

"Heh, as if you would really kill your partner," Deidara shrugged his shoulder, "I would like to see you try, un."

"Don't you dare play with my temper," Sasori gritted his teeth as he moved Hiruko right in front of Deidara who gave out a slight fear in his face. Looking at Deidara's eyes filled with fear brought a sadistic smile onto Sasori's lips as he used his chakra string to lower Hiruko's scorpion tail. "If I really want you dead, I would do so without any hesitation. I bet you can be an easy replacement for Akatsuki anyways."

When Hiruko turned away from the blond to continue looking for the hidden scroll before other guards notice that there are two thieves lurking around, Deidara managed to take a deep breath of relief.

"This is so boring un…" Deidara reached out and opened another drawer and noticed that strange marking on the particular scroll. "….!"

The puppet master was just about to lose his mind when he was sick of searching for nearly one hour when he heard Deidara calling out his name.

"Danna! Danna!" Deidara waved his hand back and forth.

"Will you stop shouting and-"

"I think I found it! We can get out of here now, un!"

Hiruko's tail reach out and roughly took the scroll right out of Deidara's hand. The sculpture artist jumped in a surprise and checked his hand to see if there were any poison left on his hand from Sasori's puppet.

"D-Danna! You could have just asked me to come over you know. When if that thing gave me a cut and I got poison from it?" Deidara yelled with a frustrated look.

"Hiruko is a work of art and you should not refer to it as a thing," warned Sasori, "This is the scroll that we're looking for. Let's get out of here."

As Sasori and Deidara quickly got out from the chamber, Deidara stretched out his arms as he breathed into the fresh night air. It was still dark outside and the cold wind gave a gentle chill onto Deidara's neck.

"Aside from the whole searching process, the infiltration and exiting was pretty simple, un."

"Stop being lazy and summon that bird of yours so we can leave," said Sasori, "You know I hate to be waited."

"Alright alright~" Deidara raised his hands in the air in defeat, "You can't rush an artist, Sasori no Danna, un."

"I don't even know why you call yourself an ar-" Sasori quickly used Hiruko's tail to block the incoming kunai knives that came out from nowhere. 'This is a bad timing…'

"Did we get caught?" Deidara gritted his teeth and in a second, ninjas from this village surrounded the two artists as they all held large swords shinning with lightning currents.

"We already knew that you guys were here looking for the secret scroll before you even entered our village," one of the ninja pointed his sword.

"Which is why we also prepared ourselves to use only attacks that you two have in disadvantage," said another ninja who seemed to be a female.

"How did you know we were coming into you village?" Deidara demanded answer.

"Doesn't should defeat them first before making our leave," Sasori replied instead. "It's a shame to you that I control my puppet from the inside. It would be impossible to cut the chakra string if that is your plan."

"We'll see about that!"

There were around thirty ninjas all using the lighting swords and Sasori knew that instead of fighting all these guys, it would be wise to make an opening to create an escape. 'I could probably finish these guys off… but our mission is only to retrieve the scroll anyways.'

When five ninjas approached Hiruko, Sasori easily used the large scorpion tail as a strong defense while unleashing massive poisonous needles as an attack. Deidara quickly reached into his clay pocket and waited a couple of seconds for his hand mouths to finish chewing the substance. When he was done, Deidara threw circular shaped clays which quickly turned into small bird shapes.

"That guy uses Earth Style!" One of the ninja warned the others, "Use lightning to cut the bombs before they explode!"

"Tsk…!" Deidara frowned and before he even had the chance to chant "katsu", his creations were deflected by Lighting Style.

"Do I have to do everything around here?" Sasori sighed inside Hiruko as he continued to attack and tried to protect Deidara at the same time.

"I can take of myself, un!" Deidara grumbled and quickly made a large bird to take off to the sky. "Heh, now that I'm here, it would be harder to reach me from that distance." Deidara placed both of his hands inside his clay pockets to prepare for another attack.

"How are we going to stop the puppet?!" One of the ninja called out as he backed away from Sasori.

'Hmm…. There were around thirty but judging by the looks…. Nearly half of them are affected by my poison. Maybe this is the time to escape before-' Sasori's thought was cut short when he called his partner shouting from the sky.

"Danna! Look out!"

Sasori looked up and saw a huge lightning attack that was strong enough to crush Hiruko into pieces. This was the time when Sasori hated that Hiruko was not as fast as his other puppet collections. The Scorpion swiftly came out from Hiruko and leaped into the air just in time to dodge the massive attack.

"Raikage-sama! You're finally here!" One of the ninjas came next to the leader of the Cloud Village.

"I heard that there were Akatuki members sneaking around this village. This is something that cannot be tolerated," said the current Raikage as he looked around for the wounded ninjas. "Get the injured ones inside!"

"So I guess we are scary enough to call out the great Raikage, un." Deidara smiled and glided down towards Sasori.

"Don't believe that both of you guys can make it out of here alive," said Raikage as he stared into Sasori's cold eyes. "Especially you, Akasuna no Sasori. I heard many terrible things about you."

"Although I would love to kill you and add you to my puppet collection," Sasori looked around, "I don't like to make my leader waiting. We would be making our leave."

Instead of taking out his favorite puppet or his 100 puppets, Sasori took out his other ten puppets which were focused on defense and speed rather than attack. The puppet master didn't plan to fight the Raikage because he thought it would be best to leave the village as soon as possible instead.

"You think we are going to let you get away?!" Other remaining ninjas charged towards Sasori as the puppet master easily took them out. Deidara used this chance to come closer to Sasori so he can leap onto the clay bird.

"Sasori no Danna, hurry get on!"

When Sasori was about to get on, Raikage managed to cut off all of ten chakra string attached to Sasori's fingers and ordered his ninjas to capture both of the artists.

"Keep your filthy hands away from us, un!" Deidara quickly threw his bombs directly towards the incoming ninjas, "Katsu!"

The clay bird leaped high into the air and Sasori was actually glad for Deidara's quick thinking. Just when Sasori thought they successfully escaped the Raikage and other ninjas, both the artists suddenly saw Raikage sitting right in front of the clay bird's head, waiting to strike.

"When did he use the Body Flicker Technique…!" Sasori cursed the high speed movement jutsu. There was no time for Sasori to take out another puppet in time and not to mention his previous ten puppets were all laying down on the floor because his chakra strings were cut. 'Tsk….. this is going to do some damage on my wooden body'

Sasori was about to put his hands in front of his face protective as a last defense when he felt Deidara pushing him off from the clay bird that they both rode on.

"Wha…." Sasori felt his body falling in the midair but was caught by another Deidara's clay bird which came from out of nowhere. Sasori was safe from Raikage's attack but what about….

A huge clashing noise was made when Sasori looked up and saw Deidara's clay bird getting destroyed because of Raikage's attack.

'D-Deidara…!' Sasori feared that might have really been the end of his partner. Just when the smoke from the explosion seemed to clear out, the puppet master saw a black figure landing onto the same clay bird that Sasori was on. It was none other than Deidara who surprisingly survived the attack.

"….. Well you evaded that quickly" Sasori examined Deidara's condition and narrowed his eyes when he saw that the half side of Deidara's body, including his left hand, shoulder and leg, were bleeding heavily. "Or not…" Sasori corrected himself.

"Heh, you're welcome Danna," Deidara gave out a weak smile which he tried to cover his pain from the damage.

"I didn't ask for your help. Even if I got hit I would have been able to put my broken to pieces back together since I do have a puppet body," Sasori grumbled. "Speaking of puppet body…"

The Scorpion decided to throw away his black and red cloak in order to reveal his true body form just in time when another ninja tried to use a sneak attack on them. Sasori stepped in front of his partner since he knew that Deidara was in no position to dodge a simple attack. Sasori managed to successfully block the cloud ninja's wielding a blade by striking his poisonous stomach cord right through the chest of his enemy but received a small "scratch" on his heart container during the process.

"Oh no! Kimito!" Raikage shouted in horror when Sasori's intestine like looking cord came out from the victim's chest with blood splashing everywhere.

"I suggest you to catch this girl." Sasori smirked as he threw the dead looking body directly to the floor which caused the Raikage to descend in order to catch his pupil.

With the Raikage's distance was getting further away from the clay bird, Sasori thought this might be the perfect chance to escape. But the puppet master wanted to leave a small gift behind for the Raikage and his little helpers for destroying one of his favorite human puppet, Hiruko.

"Hold your breath," Sasori glanced at the blond who only returned a curious look. "If you don't want to die hold your breath," Sasori repeated with a grunt.

"R-right, un," said Deidara as he covered his mouth and nose with both of his hands.

"This is my parting gift," Sasori's sadistic smile came back as he activated one of the large scrolls that was attached on his back. On both side of Sasori's hands, two metal poles came out and instantly started to spray huge poison fog that covered everything including himself and Deidara.

"It's a poison smoke! Everyone hold your breath!" Raikaga yelled and Sasori turned around to his partner again.

"Our chance to escape is here," said Sasori in his calm tone.

Deidara continued to hold his breath and controlled his white bird away from the purple smoke and flew on the opposite direction. Both of the artists were able to flee from the battle with the hidden scroll. The mission was a success.

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As Deidara's bird flew both artists back to the Akatsuki's base, Sasori decided to wear his cloak to cover up his puppet body.

"It's nice to see you out from that freaky looking puppet Danna, un."

"The name is Hiruko," Sasori retorted but shook his head, "The name was Hiruko since I don't own him anymore."

"That is what you think Sasori no Danna, un." Deidara grinned and pulled out a green scroll from his back pocket. "Here you go, un."

"….. I'm not your storage." Sasori gave his partner a death glare but this only caused Deidara to laugh even more.

"I saved majority of broke pieces of your art work here, un." Deidara then thought about the name that Sasori wanted him to you before. "I mean, I saved Hiruko's broken parts in this scroll, un. You can probably fix him up as good as new!"

For the first time in his life Sasori was literally speechless.

First, was surprised that Deidara just called his puppet an artwork which was something Sasori thought his partner would never admit. Second, when did Deidara have the time to put broken pieces of Hiruko into the scroll during that crazy battle in the first place?

"When did you….." Sasori whispered as he received the green scroll.

"I had a clay clone of myself hiding on the ground just in case if our battle needed more artistic explosion," Deidara proudly stated. "Anyways, when everyone was busy fighting, I commanded my clone to save most of Hiruko's parts inside the scroll and throw it back to me, un."

"Hmph I have to admit, you had some skill to save one of my favorite puppets," Sasori commented, still not wanting to say thank you to his partner.

"Well I do respect your artwork Sasori no Danna, un."

"Don't believe that I will do the same with your childish explosions," Sasori rolled his eyes and tucked away the green scroll carefully into his back pocket.

Deidara just decided to laugh it off for now since he was too tired to argue more with the puppet master. The blond finally decided to sit down on his bird and enjoyed the nice night breeze. Sasori stared at the back of Deidara. Sasori didn't know why but he felt something strange sensation when he thought about Deidara's ridiculous actions he performed today.

'He tried to save me during the battle and let alone saved Hiruko? Hmmmmmm….'

Just then Sasori felt a sharp pain which came from none other than his heart chamber. It's been a while since Sasori sensed anything because usually his puppet body was full proof from any type of sensation such as pain. So why was he starting to feel this right now?

'It feels like my heart is beating in an irregular rhythm,' Sasori squinted his eyes a little and touched his heart chamber on his chest. The Scorpion then noticed that there was a small but a deep cut.

'I thought it was only a scratch,' Sasori replayed the battle scene on his head, "Could it be that some of the poison of leaked into my organ? If that's the case then this could end up being more troublesome," Sasori cursed under his breath.

"What is it, Danna?" Deidara turned around.

"Just thinking out loud," Sasori scratched is red hair, "Keep your eye on the sky."

"It's not that hard to fly this bird you know, un."

Sasori wished that Deidara's bird would fly faster when his own heart's function keeps deteriorating more and more. Meanwhile, Deidara stretched his arms up in the air and when he turned around, he realized that Sasori didn't seem to look that well. There was that tired and perhaps a painful look on his face as Sasori continued to gently hit on his chest.

"Um something bothering you Sasori no Danna?"

"…..What…. are you… talking… about." Sasori realized that his speech was slowing down as well. 'The poison must have spread out too much in my heart.'

"Don't get me wrong Danna, it feels like your… uh… slowing down a little?" Deidara felt a small sweat drop forming on his head, regretting what he just said.

Sasori tried to move his arms but they were a lot harder to move as if there was some kind of mud stuck inside his joints. It took a while for Sasori to sit down on the clay bird with an awkward movement that Deidara gave a curious looks to.

"I….. guess I have to….. check my… puppet… body….. when we…. arrive….back…"

Deidara wasn't really the person to care about other person's safety for some strange reason, when it came to his Danna, it was a different story. Maybe it's because Deidara actually liked working with Sasori and his puppets did intrigue the bomber from time to time.

"Sasori no Danna, go to sleep for a while. I can wake you up when we arrive at the base, un," said Deidara with a hint of worry as he turned around to face forward.

"I….. don't sleep….." Sasori sensed his heart malfunctioning even more and it did trigger a small fear inside him. Perhaps it might be a good idea to tell his partner what was going on with his body just in case if he needed some assistance. The puppet master carefully reached out and tapped his partner again.

"Hm?" Deidara raised one of his eye brows in confusion.

"I…. think….. I… might have…. some of….my…. poison…. inside my….organ….."

"D-don't tell me from our previous battle?!" the fourteen year old shouted, "How in the world did the poison get into your body anyways? I thought your body was empty inside un."

Moving as if his joints are now hard as rocks, Sasori carefully pointed his index finger to where his heart chamber was located and when Deidara came to take a closer look, the blond noticed that there was a deep wound.

"The poison gas must have leaked in here, un." Deidara stated the obvious and this caused Sasori to roll his eyes in slight frustration.

"Fly…..faster."

"I hope your puppet body doesn't freeze along the way, Danna. It would be troublesome for me to carry you back to our base, un. If you're made out of wood and all, how heavy are you anyways?"

Deidara stopped staring at Sasori's heart and made a contact with his partner's scary looking eyes. The bomber gave out a weak laughter and scratched the back of his yellow hair awkwardly.

"I'll still carry you if you're heavy like some giant metal. You don't have to get all serious on me Danna, un."

Sasori slowly clenched both of his hands in fists as he tried to tolerate his spontaneous partner.

'Well…. At least he did something useful today…' Sasori's thought trailed off.

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Poison Part 2

Deidara turned around from his part of the shared room to see Sasori struggling with… well… everything! The poor puppet managed to use a small temporary antidote he kept in his weapon compartment to slow down the spreading of the poison; now Sasori just had to make the complete cure. The problem was Sasori still had hard time moving his limbs around, it was nearly impossible to get his work done on time.

"Do you need my help, Danna?" Deidara finally decided to stand up and walked right behind Sasori.

"I….. don't…. need a help….. from a…. fourteen… year old… boy…." Sasori barely spoke. At this point, it was even hard to use his puppet mouth correctly since the poison slowed down his entire body system.

"Stop being so stubborn, Danna or it's really going to kill you, un." Deidara placed one of his hand on his hips and continued to speak, "Why don't I give you a hand? You can just tell me what to mix and I will do that for you, un."

"For the… last time… I don't need…..!" Then Sasori felt another sharp sting on his heard and this caused him to bite his wooden lips in response. "Tch….!"

"O-Oi are you alright?" Deidara placed his right hand on Sasori's shoulder with his eyes filled with worries. It's not everyday for Deidara to see an emotionless puppet acting out with so much emotion. "You know what Danna, Screw you! I'm going to help you and you can't stop me, un!"

"D-don't you dare touch-"

"So I just have to follow the instruction that's listed on this paper right?" Deidara swiftly took the paper that Sasori had in his hand. "Sounds easy enough. You already have all the ingredients anyways, un." Deidara carefully glanced at Sasori who only returned him a boring look. The blond wanted to take an advantage of this somewhat restrained Sasori.

"Now stay here and be a good puppet boy while I go and bring the stuff from your cabinet, got it?" Deidara placed his hand on the right side of Sasori's cheek and playfully stroked him. Just then Deidara's hand mouth stuck its tongue out and licked the wooden skin.

So how did you guys like it? This is my first time writing story about the two artists! XD

There will probably be more fluff on the second part of this story!

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