This is completely unlike me...oneshot by the way.
Snickers were filling the cafeteria as finders and exorcists alike covered their mouths in attempts to keep the laughter hidden in. There were a few who didn't seem to care about their lives at all so they were simply full blown laughing, not even bothering to smother the screams or hide the tears. However, props had to be given to those who valued their lives for they ran right out of the room and to thier own personal dorms; just waiting for the ticking time bomb to finally blow his top and destroy everything in sight.
And just who was among those idiots not even bothering to hide? Allen, Lavi, Komui, Reever, Bak, Lenalee, Cross and other people whose names are unknown.
Those who smothered. Krory, Bookman, Marie, Klaud, Sokalo, Jerry and other people.
The only person we all know and love who ran? Miranda.
The ticking time bomb himself did in fact seem to be ticking, for each and every vein in his pretty little head was suddenly popping out as he fought between gaping like a fish and commiting mass murder here and now.
The reason?
A certain general had gone and gotten himself a little too drunk, the artists tipsy ways making him forget his apprentice's anger management issues and love of all things Mugen.
He had a thick, burly arm wrapped around the thin man, trapping the poor Japanese to his side as Teidoll sang happily for everyone to hear...with surprisingly good pronunciation despite his level of inebriation.
"I love Yuu, Yuu loves me!-hic-With a great big hug," which was, conviently accented with a hug so great and big that it nearly made the poor boy's eyes pop right out of his seething little skull. "And a kiss from me to you-hic-," it was to be expected that Kanda started screaming and wailing and kicking when his 'father' gave him a big ol sloppy kiss on the cheek. "Won't you say you love me too!"
Those who were being somewhat polite burst into angry fits of laughter and tears as Kanda threw himself around in his general's arms but was unable to free himself and Lavi pretty much died a happy man.
"I love Yuu-hic-Yuu loves me! We're best friends as friends can be, with a great big hug," another killer hug that managed to turn Kanda's face blue. "And a kiss from me to you!" Another doggy style kiss. "Won't you say you love me to?"
Needles to say the second Kanda broke free of his master's arms the entire room was shaking from the laughs going on inside it and hell was unleashed amungst everyone and everything by a blood thirsty Mugen.
O.O