Zelda Doesn't Like Waffles
Hi, everybody! So sorry I haven't updated in a long time! I follow the copyrights to Legend of Zelda. This story is a mixture of I Don't Like Waffles, 93% Do You Like Waffles?, 6% Well, Excuse Me, Princess!, 4% Saved You Princess, Kiss Me! and 2% Don't Even Say It, Buster!. Fasten your seatbelts. This is another crackfic of mine. Let's get this show on the road!
Link held a plate of waffles to Zelda, who looked serious. Too serious. "Do you like waffles?" Link asked. Zelda looked unamused. "No." She said flatly. Then link held up a plate of pancakes. "Do you like pancakes?" Link asked teasingly. "No, I don't." Zelda said, sighing. Then, Link , about to crack up, held a plate of French toast. "Do you like French toast?" Link asked. Zelda had enough. This was simply too much! "NO, I DON'T LIKE FREAKING FRENCH TOAST!" Zelda shouted. "Well, excuuuuuuuuuuse me, Princess!" Link mocked. Zelda groaned, annoyed. "I'll bloody well excuuuuuuuse him in a minute." Zelda said under her breath in a huff.
Link pulled her into a sudden hug and said, "Gotcha Princess, kiss me!" as he leaned in. Zelda pushed his face and hug away and said "Don't even say it, buster!" "You mean I don't get my kiss!" Link asked. "No." Zelda said flatly.
Hi, look, I'm sorry if this fic is short, but I may continue it. I'll mark it as complete for now.
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