**Note: I dot not own any of the WWE wrestlers in this story. They are owners of themselves and WWE Inc.
**I own Jessi and Jenni, and any unknown Characters.
Dance Instructor: Come on girls! Hit those moves! Move those hips!!
Jessi: I am gonna die if I have to do this routine again.
Jenni: You? I have to work tonight!
Dance Instructor: Quite! Do it again!
Jessi: Shit!
Two Hours Later
Barman: You're late Jenni.
Jenni: Not my fault. I have a drill sergeant for a dance instructor. Remember.
Barman: You can't keep making excuses.
Jenni: Are you gonna fire me Todd?
Todd: No.
Jenni: So there.
Todd: I may not fire you, but I can punish you. You've got the wrestlers.
Jenni: Shit! You're kidding me!
Todd: Nope. And they've been waiting.
Jenni: Fine.
(walks over to corner tables)
Jenni: Do ya'll know what you are gonna get or do you need more time?
Bubba Ray: A round of beer for the group.
Jenni: Anything else?
Kurt Angle: Yeah, your number.
Jenni: Not on your life.
Jenni walked back over to the bar and started to get the beers.
Todd: Having fun yet?
Jenni: They aren't even drunk yet and one of them wants my number.
Man at the bar: Can I get two beers, please?
Jenni: Yeah. Gimmie a minute.
Man: ok.
Jenni walks back over to the corner tables.
Jenni: Okay. A round of beers minus my number. Anything else?
Bubba Ray: No. This should tide us over for a while.
Jenni: Okay.
(Back at the bar)
Jenni: You still need those beers?
Man: Yeah.
Jenni: okay. Two beers. Anything else.
Man: Nothing at the moment.
Jenni: Okay then.
Todd: Not bad.
Jenni: Can I please go sit somewhere. I have been dancing for three hours.
Todd: For now. Until they need refills.
Jenni: Fuck you!
Two days later
Jessi: Come on! You are late!
Jenni: Late? What are you talking about? I always get home at this time.
Jessi: You need to change.
Jenni: For what?
Jessi: I won tickets to TNA tonight! Come on.
Jenni: I am gonna shower first.
Jessi: No time. You will have to change in the car.
Jenni: I don't even like TNA.
Jessi: You will for one night, if that.
Jessi and Jenni drove for an hour before arriving at the auditorium.
Jessi: It is fixing to start.
Man: Tickets.
Jessi: Here.
Man: Oh you are the contest winner. Come with me.
Jenni: What aren't you telling me.
Jessi: Only that I have tickets backstage.
Jenni: I hate you even more. Do you know how bad my feet hurt?!
Jessi: You will be fine.
Man: Wait here, please.
Jessi: Okay.
Jenni: Who do you get to meet?
Jessi: The main even mafia! I am so excited!
Jenni: Whoop-de-doo!
Jessi: Hey. Don't be so sarcastic! I didn't have to bring you.
Jenni: And yet you did.
(The MEM walks up behind them)
Jessi: How was I supposed to know that you didn't want to come.
Jenni: Well, for one thing you know that I don't watch TNA, and for another thing, I don't like half of the MEM.
Kurt Angle: Well that isn't nice.
Jenni: Shit!
Booker T: Now that was funny.
Sharmell: That wasn't funny. You could have given her a heart attack.
Kurt: Come on now. I didn't scare her that bad. Kevin could probably do it worse than me.
Jenni: Doubt it.
Kurt: What?
Jenni: Nothing.
Kurt: SO which on of you won the contest?
Jessi: I did!
Kurt: Okay. We will take pictures then we have to leave.
Jenni: Not surprising.
Kurt: What did you say?
Jenni: You got a hearing problem?
Kurt: Do I know you?
Jenni: Doubt it.
Kurt: You work in that bar we were in the other night. That is where I have seen you!
Jenni: Then you are that pig that kept hitting on me
Kurt: Now that hurt.
Jenni: Oh, now I really don't care. Jessi, I am leaving. I am not going to enjoy myself here.
Jessi: Okay. I will call you when it is over. Okay?
Jenni: Okay. Fine with me.
Jenni gets up and tries to make her way back to the entrance her and Jessi came in, with no avail.
Jenni: Damn it!
Man: Lost
Jenni: Shit! Good lord ya'll have a way of sneaking up on people!
Man: Sorry. My fault.
Jenni: Anyway. I am trying to find my way out of here.
Man: Well you are far from any entrance at the moment.
Another Man: Stevie, you and Daffney are next.
Stevie: Okay, thanks.
Jenni: Stevie? As in Stevie Richards?
Stevie: Yeah. Well it is Dr. Stevie now. But one in the same. Why?
Jenni: How long have you been here at TNA?
Stevie: Not long. Maybe a few months. Why?
Jenni: Sorry. I just never though Dancing Stevie Richards would be at TNA.
Stevie: 'Dancing Stevie Richards'? It has been a while since I have been called that.
Jenni: At least the 90's.
Stevie: You a fan of TNA?
Jenni: Hell no! I cant stand it. Actually, I can barely stand WWE either.
Stevie: You have to like wrestling a little to know who I am.
Jenni: I liked the Original ECW, long before WWE took over.
Stevie: Really?
Jenni: Yeah. I lived in Philly for a while with one of my brothers. He loved ECW.
Man: Come on Stevie you are on.
Jenni: Well it was nice meeting you. Bye. Oh wait. How do I get out of here?
Stevie: Take a left at the end of the hall. Have one of the Security Guards take you to your car.
Jenni: Thanks!
Jenni finally got out of the building. She drove around for a while before going into the bar to talk to Todd, before she had to go get Jessi.
Jessi: So what did you do?
Jenni: BSed around. Did you have fun?
Jessi: Yeah. Speaking of, can you take me to Donnie's?
Jenni: Why do you need to go to Donnie's?
Jessi: Cause I wanna go. So please?
Jenni: Tell me why?
Jessi: Okay. I got Kevin Nash's autograph and I wanna go make it permanent.
Jenni: Where?
Jessi: At Donnie's.
Jenni: No, where?
Jessi: On my arm thank you very much. See.
(Jessi shows Jenni her arm)
Jenni: Fine.
Three weeks later
Gym Instructor: Come on Jenni. You can do better than that!
Jenni: Yeah, well I am tired as hell. So shut the hell up.
GI: Just for that, another twenty pounds should do it.
Jenni: Fuck!
GI: Come on. You can bench press 335.
Jenni: Yeah. But it sucks balls!
GI: Ten more and we will move on to upside down sit-ups.
Jenni: Gee. My favorite.
Jenni finished her last set of bench presses and her and the GI walked over to a bar hanging from the ceiling.
GI: Up you go.
Jenni: Yeah, yeah, yeah. I know. How many this time?
GI: Six sets of fifteen.
Jenni: 90! You're kidding!
GI: I could make it 105.
Jenni: Fine! 90 it is.
(Jenni starts her first set)Jenni: Have I ever said how much I don't like you?
GI: oh, just about every time we do this.
Jenni: Okay. Just wondering.
Jenni finished her upside down sit-ups.
Jenni: What now?
GI: Curl ups.
Gym Management: I need the bar from that.
GI: What for. We are still using it.
GM: Sorry. I need to take it to the other gym. Another group needs it and we only got the one.
GI: Fine. Take it. We don't need it.
GM: Thanks.
Jenni: Bye Paul!
Paul: Good luck with those curl ups!
(Paul smirks and leaves the room)Jenni: He took that on purpose!
GI: It doesn't matter. Get to those curl ups.
Jenni: How? He took the bar!
GI: The hooks are still there, and I know you can get your hands in the hooks.
Jenni: Yeah, well I am gonna go pee first.
Jenni left the gym she was in, and instead of going to the bathroom she headed over to the other gym to see who needed the bar. In the other gym were a bunch of guys lifting weights and NOT using the bar.
Guy: Like anything you see?
Jenni: What the fuck!
Guy: Language.
Jenni: Ya know what. No I don't see anything I like. Bye.
Guy: Hey now, don't be hasty.
Jenni: Let go of me!
Paul: Getting nosey Jenni?
Jenni: Fuck you!
Paul: That wasn't nice!
Jenni: I don't care! Go annoy someone else!
Paul: Ya know what, Fuck you too!
(Paul walks off)
Guy: Sorry about him.
Jenni: Don't be. He doesn't like me. I have to get back to my workout.
Teddy Long: Come on Jeff. You have to keep up with workouts.
Jeff: Sorry. Got distracted.
CM Punk: That isn't difficult.
Jeff: Shut up!
Gym Instructor: Have a nice pee break?
Jenni: Ha ha. Yeah.
GI: Come on up you go!
Jenni jumped up and grabbed the hooks in the ceiling and hung there.
Jenni: How many?
GI: Lets start with four sets of twelve.
Jenni: 48 isn't bad.
GI: I said start with. Because you didn't actually go to the bathroom, you get another four sets of 12 and five sets of twenty.
Jenni: What the hell! That is 196. I cant do that many!
GI: Then get to work. I will let you know when you can stop. I will be back. I actually have to pee.
The GI left the gym. While Jenni continued her curl ups some of the guys from the other gym walked in.
John Morrison: Holy Shit! Look at this!
Jeff & Matt Hardy: Holy shit!
Gregory Helms: Holy crap! This guy is a beast!
Jenni: Who you calling a guy!
Gregory: Holy shit! You're a girl!
Jenni: Have been since I was born.
GI: How many is that?
Jenni: 82! Can I stop?
GI: No, you have 114 left to go.
Jenni: Shit! You weren't kidding.
Jeff: How many does she have to do?
GI: 196.
Jeff: Shit! What for?
GI: Well the basic I give her is 4 sets of 12. Then on top of that since she didn't go to the bathroom and bothered ya'll I gave her another 4 sets of 12 and 5 sets of 20. That is a grand total of 196. How many are you at now?
Jenni: 104. Can I stop now? My arms are killing me!
GI: I don't know. You only have 92 left.
Jenni: Please! I wont lie to you again! I swear!
GI: Go until 115 then you can stop and go home. Bye.
Jenni: Shit!
GI: I will know if you end early. I will watch the tapes!
Jenni: Fuck
Jenni finished out her curl ups and left the gym and the guys staring at her in awe. Jenni walked the ten feet to the bathroom, which was unfortunately a coed bathroom, and sat on the floor.
Jeff: Be right back.
All: Whatever.
Jeff walked into the bathroom to find Jenni laying on the floor. He shook her slightly to bring her back to consciousness.
Jeff: You okay?
Jenni: Yeah. Except the fact every muscle in my body hurts from those curl ups.
Jeff: Can you get up?
Jenni: Maybe. But I don't want to get at the moment.
Jeff: I can understand. So who was that lady?
Jenni: She is my Gym Instructor. She used to be in the army so she pushes me like she pushed the guys in her platoon. It sucks sometimes, like today.
Jeff: Oh. So I guess your name is Jenni?
Jenni: How do you now that?
Jeff: I was that guy outside the other gym when you were talking to that guy Paul. Who is he by the way?
Jenni: Oh. I didn't notice. Paul is the gyms night manager. He doesn't like me very much.
Jeff: Why not?
Jenni: Cause I wont go out with him. Well I guess I better get up I've got to go home. It was nice meeting you. Bye.
Jenni stood to walk off. She didn't get two steps before she fell to the floor. In an instant Jeff was by her side and the other guys were running in to find out what happened.
Teddy: What happened?
Jeff: She got up to leave and she fell over.
Teddy: Some on get the gym medic in here.
A few minutes later the gym medic arrived.
Medic: What happened?
Jeff: She got up to leave, took two maybe three steps, then fell over.
Medic: Did she hit her head?
Jeff: I don't think so.
Medic: What is here name?
Jeff: Jenni.
Medic: Jenni? Jenni? Can you here me?
(Jenni moans)
Medic: Jenni? Do you know what happened?
*No Answer*
Medic: Okay. She will need to be taken to the hospital and have some tests run.
Teddy: Okay.
Four Hours Later
Doctor: How are you feeling, Miss Mitchell?
Jenni: Like shit.
Doctor: I haven't heard that one. Well. Do you remember anything?
Jenni: I remember finishing my workout, but after that nothing. Why?
Doctor: Well. We ran some tests. How well have you been eating lately? As in the last three months or so?
Jenni: Fine. I guess. If you are into tofu.
Doctor: I see. Anything other than tofu?
Jenni: Peppers. Mostly Tofu Stir fry and things along that line.
Doctor: No real meats? Or other vegetables or fruits?
Jenni: Sorry. No.
Doctor: Your file says that you are part of a dance group. How long are the practices?
Jenni: From eight to about one.
Doctor: 8am to 1pm?
Jenni: No. 8pm to 1am. But during the day from about five in the morning to eight pm I have my work out with Charlotte.
Doctor: Who is Charlotte?
Jenni: My Dance Instructor.
Doctor: Then who were you working out with today?
Jenni: It is Saturday. I was with the Gym Instructor.
Doctor: Okay then. Thank you. Now try to get some rest.
(Outside the room)
Jeff: Is she okay?
Doctor: She should be after some rest.
Teddy Long: Can she see people?
Doctor: That should be fine.
(In Jenni's Room)
Teddy: Jenni?
Jenni: Yeah?
Teddy: I am Theodore Long. General…
Jenni: Manager of Smackdown, I know.
Teddy: You watch?
Jenni: Sometimes. When it looks interesting.
Teddy: We came by to see if you were okay.
Jenni: Who is we?
Teddy: Just a few of the guys who were at the gym.
Jenni: WHO?
Teddy: Jeff & Matt Hardy, CM Punk, John Morrison, Gregory Helms, and a few other.
Jenni: You're kidding. I look like crap in this hospital.
Gregory: You don't look that bad.
Jenni: Gee…thanks.
Gregory: At least I didn't say you looked completely terrible.
CM Punk(quietly): Yeah, but she aint all that good looking either.
Melina: Shut up!
CM: What?
Melina: Be nice for once.
CM: What do you want me to say.
Melina: Don't say anything, if you can help it.
CM: Fine, mom.
Melina: Screw you!
Maria: So how do you feel, Jenni?
Jenni: Like shit!
(Running down the hall outside the room)
Jessi: Where is she?
Head nurse: Who, honey?
Jessi: Jennifer Mitchell. What room is she in? I got a phone call from a Doctor Carter that she was in the hospital. Is she okay?
Head Nurse: Just calm down. She is fine. She is in room 405.
Jessi: Thanks.
Jessi walks down the hall until she gets to Jenni's room.
Jessi: Jenni?
Jenni: Hey Jessi. How's it going?
Jessi: Seriously. You are gonna ask me 'how's it going'.
Jenni: So I guess it is going good?
Jessi: When you get out of here, I am gonna hurt you!
Matt: Sounds like a challenge.
Jenni: Did Dr. Carter call the house?
Jessi: Yeah. And all he said is that you were in the hospital. I was freaking out. I thought you were seriously hurt or something.
Jenni: No, just passed out at the gym…again.
Matt & Jeff: Again?
Jenni: This year, total, I have prolly done it maybe four times so far.
Matt: That isn't good.
Jenni: Yeah, I know. And I know why I keep doing it, too.
(Dr. Carter walks in)Dr. Carter: Ok Jenni. You can go home at any time. Just check out with the head nurse at the nurses station. But, for the next couple of weeks you need to eat real food and a variety of foods from the food pyramid. And no more workouts from the next month. Okay?
Jenni: Seriously. I cant work out? I need to. I can do half the dances if I don't keep toned!
Dr. Carter: You don't seem to have a problem with the food. That is good. But that is my order. Bye.
Jenni: Whatever.